第二章

jibiansuzui,wenhaobaitineijingzhunyunxingduoniandeshengwuzhongyemeiyou***。

diertiantayijiuxingdehenzao。

dangran,qizhongyouchuangpinhezhentoubuhexinyideyuanyin。

baizaichuangtoujushangdeshoujizhishengxiabaifenzhiershiqidedianliang,zheiduiyuriliwanjidejituanzongcaieryan,wuyishiyigejiaolvyuan。

wenhaobaiminleminchun,anzizebeizijikaolvbuzhou:zuowanyinggairangneigenvrenbangmangmaigechongdianqide,zuibuji,yeyinggaixiangtajieyongyixia。

zaidengdaishentiwanquansuxingdeshijianli,tazhengzhaxujiu,haishinaqidianliangbuzudeshouji、diankaileyuhanyideliaotianjiemian。

muguangsaoguotuwude“zhuo/jian”lianggezi,meitoubuyouweining。

shixianzaiwangshang,shiduifangzuowanchifanshizhuanfajitadeyizeduanshipin,shipinfengmianjiequlezhuangqingcaihedadangshenxuzhuchijiemujianxihuxiangtouweishiwudehuamian,biaotiyezheshixijing:jiarenmensheidonga,zhuchiquanzhencpguoranhaohaoke!

指腹一顿。

真CP。

好好磕。

suiranbingburezhongyuwangshangchonglang,danshenweishengengwenhuachanyetouzideyuechuanjituanxinyidaizhangquanren,wenhaobaiduineixieshixingdewangluocihuiduoshaodouyoudianerlejie。

tabizhonglenglengyiheng,feikuaijiangshipinhuaguoqu。

zuihouyitiaoxiaoxishihanyifajitade,zilixingjianjieshiyeyu:zhuodaojian/fulema?nongsilema?siyigehaishisiyishuang?yaobuyaowoxianzaiguolaibangnihuishimieji?

haizaijumotianlegeweixiaohuanglianbiaoqing。

阴阳怪气。

zaihoulai,wenhaobaideshijieqingjingle--tajianghanyituojinleheimingdan。

taishounieleniebiliang,chedifusudenanrenhuanshangdazaiyibeishangchuileyiyedeheichenshan,youjiangxizhuangyulingdaisuiyidazaixiaobeishang,qishenzouchufangjian,zhengancunzhederangzhulibeiyitaozhengzhuangfangzaicheliyibeibushizhixu,yiniutou,jiukanjianzhuangqingcaishenchuanshuiqunzaiketingdecanzhuobianchizaofan。

xingxushiweiletifangtazheigebusuzhike,neinvrenzaibailvgezimianzhishuiqunwaipilejianqiankasedejujiafu。

rouruandeheisezhangfasuiyibonongchengliangshu,julongyujianbangqian,zaichenshangduanfangdaqidejingzhiwuguan,rangtazhenggerendousanfachuhenwenrou、hentianjingdeqixi。

wenhaobaikanzhezhuangqingcai,buzhiweihe,huerjiuxiangdaodongtianlideyiwannuantang--yanyikou,nengcongsangziyanyilunuanjinxinli。

guaibudebeiyuweinanfengdianshitaishenghuozixunpindaodedangjiahuadan。

taxiangzhexinshi,qichuangqisanleyiban。

tingjiandongjing,zhuangqingcaiyangqilian,chongtaxiaolexiao:“zao。”

wenhaobaidiandiantousuanshizhaohu,muguangbingbumeiyouzaitashenshangtingliu,fanghaowaitaobiankuaibuzoujinweishengjian。

dengtajiangzijishiduotuotiezouchulaishi,faxianzhuoshangyijingduotianleyishuangwankuai,wanlishenzhidoushenghaolebanwanzhou。

盛情难却。

wenhaobaizhihaoshunshizuoxia,mouguangchiyizheluozaizhuangqingcailianshang:“zaocanyaoshoufeima?”

zhuangqingcaiyileng,suijishixiao:“qingnichi,buyaoqian。”

tawuziyanglexiachunjiao,gangnaqicishaobiantingdaoduifangxiaoxiaoshengdigu:“……fanzhengyeshizuotiandeshengfan。”

温皓白:“……”

xinqingfuzadidaliangzhewanlilanhudeshiwu,tafaxian,zheigenbenchengbushangshi“zhou”,dingduozhinengsuanshireshui“paofan”,paodehaishishengfan。

yuanbenjiubuduodeshiyu,gengshaole。

fangfokanchuanlewenhaobaidexinsi,zhuangqingcaijiangzhuoshangdexiaodiezituidaotamianqian:“re,wozijizuodealuobuhesuandoujiao,henkaiweide……buxihuanchizheiliangyangdehua,wojinizainadianerhuotuifuruhejianghuanggua,duile,bingxianglihaiyousuancaixiancaihezhacai。”

tingtabaocaimingyibanjieshaowanjiazhong“cunhuo”,wenhaobaidunshijiujuedezuiliyouleyixiehenyoucengcideziwei,shunshiyoumiaoleyankaifangshichufang:neiwenwendangdanglizaichufanglide,daodishi***menbingxiang,haishi***menpaocaitanzi?

fufeiguifufei,aluobudeweidaoqueshihaibucuo,yinggaishijialehuameihuozheningmengpiandeyuangu,suansuantiantian,qingcuishuangkou。

zuilichaoqichaoluo,mianqiandezhouwanhenkuaijiandi。

温皓白不解。

zhinenganweiziji,kenengshipingrililvsejiankangdegaoduanshicaichitaiduo,oueryexiangchangchanglianjiadeqingzhouxiaocai。

feichangzhuyixingxiangdiyongzhijincalecazuijiao,tazheicaiyuzhuangqingcaidahua:“niyizhizheimezaoqichuang?”

tadandingjieshidao:“xiguanle,wozhiqianzhuchengjiao,kaichedaodanweidouyaosishifenzhong,youshihaidesidianqichuang、tiqianzuohaozhuangfaganquhuodongxianchang……buguoxianzaihaole,zhuzaizheilibuxingshifenzhongjiunengdaodanwei,wozuijinzhengdasuandiaozhengyixiazuoxishijianni。”

wenhaobaiyouwen:“jidianshangban?”

zhuangqingcaijialeyikuailuobuganfangjinwanli:“zuijinjiabanbijiaoduo,lingdaoshuojintianfangwodabantianjia,zhiyaoguoquboyixiachangguiwanjianxinwenjiuxing,buzhejide。”

yaobushitantunengzaijiaxiezhe,takendingqudanweishitangcengmianfeizaocanle。

liangrenmianduimianganzuolejifenzhong。

renbulewulideguaiyifenwei,zhuangqingcaishenshounaqiyaoshao,youzhaohutayisheng:“haiyaozailaiyiwanma?”

wenhaobaijiangwandiguoqu,yiju“mafanle”haimeishuochukou,menlingbianxiangleqilai。

zheigeshijiandian,sheihuiguolai?

zhuangqingcaiyouxiemangran,zhengzhunbeiqishenqukaimen,sheiliao,shenbianneiweizunguide“keren”yiranjingzhizouxiangxuanguan。

倒也不是出于礼貌。

ershiwenhaobaihuranxiangqizhuangqingcaizuowancongcongguaduandeyitongdianhua--tafanfuqiangdiaojiali“bufangbian”、dingzhuduifang“buyaolai”,ruobushibeineixienairenxunweideziyandianranleyinxian,tayebuhuilinshijuedingliusuyiye。

果然,还是有情况。

zhijianwenhaobairutongshenpanzhejianglinyiban、mianseaorandidakaifangmen,kanqingdaofangzhe,zhiziweiyan,youzhijieguanmenzhuanshen。

zhuangqingcaiqiaochuxiexiqiao:“sheiya?”

“没有人。”

“可刚才明明……”

“你听错了。”

huayinweiluo,menlingzaiduxiangqi,jianhuohainengtingjianjishengjiqiedeqiaomensheng。

gubushangwenhaobaineidaiyouzhizhiyiweideyanshen,zhuangqingcaisanbubingzuoliangbuxiaopaoguoqu,quefaxianmenwaifenmingshiyizhangmoshengmiankong:“wen……yi,shisaozia?wo,wojiaohanyi,zaoqimeishi,zhenghaoguolaijiehaobaiyiqiqubolanzhongxin……”

nanrengaotiaojunqiao,kanqilaihewenhaobainianjichabuduo,yuanbenhaiyizaiqiangbianlanlansansandidaheqian,jiankaimendeshizhuangqingcai,mianshangshunjianduimanxiaorong。

zhidaowenhaobaiyutayijingshihefafuqi。

haizhidaowenhaobaizuowanzaitazheierguoleye……

zhuangqingcaixinxialeran,zheijiahuoyidingshiwenhaobaidexinfu。

keshi,kanwenhaobaiyifubizhibujidemoyang,tayishijianyebuganmaorantibutaishuxidezhangfuzuohuiying,zhinengchiyizherangkaiyibu。

zhimianlaiyibushandexiashu,wenhaobailengleshengyin:“nipaolaizheiliganshenme?”

tameiyouyaoqinghanyijinwushuohuadeyisi,houzheyeshiqu,jiuneibananfenshoujidizhushouzaimenkou,mianshangxiaoyibujian:“zheibushipanizhiguzhepeisaozi,wanglejintianhaiyougexingyefenghuiyaocanjiama。”

molejimiaozhong,tayouweiweiququdibaoyuan:“……faxiaoxidoubuhuide,nishibushibawotuojinheimingdanle?”

声音很低。

danzhuangqingcaihaishitingjianle,raoyouxingqudiwangxiangwenhaobai。

xushibuyuanzijilaheixiashude“youzhi”xingweibeixinhunqiziquxiao,wenhaobaiyongyanshenyuhanyijiaofengpianke,jierlengzhelianhuidaocanzhuobian,laoqiwaitaohelingdai。

mingmingshiyaolikaideyisi,luguozhuangqingcaishenbianshi,tayoushenshenkanletayiyan。

欲言又止。

zhuang·shanjierenyi·qingcaiturankaiqiao:“e……ee。”

tajieguo--huozheshuoshiqiangguowenhaobainiezaishoulidelingdai,shaozuozhenglihou,chongtashuzhanchuyigewenroudexiao:“laogong,ditou。”

neiyishun,shijianfangfojingzhi。

wenhaobaijiaoxiayidun,bukesiyidiningshizhezhuangqingcai,lianshangfangfoxiezhe“nishizaihewoshuohuama”。

liangmiaozhonghou,nanrenxingwuguolai:queshishihetazaishuohua。

zineitianchuaizhejiehunzhengcongminzhengjuzouchulaihou,zijijiushitadelaogongle。

dechuzheigewuyongzhiyidejielunhou,wenhaobaideshentibidanaoxianyibuzuochufanying,dangzhenzhandingzaizhuangqingcaimianqian,guaishundidixiatou,sishipatagoubudao,shenzhijiangyixiangxiguanyutingzhideshangbanshendouweiweiqianqingxiexu。

liangrendejuliwuduanlajin。

yexushinvhaizixihuanzaifangjianlidianxiexunxiang,yexushiyongleshenmehufupin,wenhaobaifaxianzhuangqingcaishenshangyouyizhonghendan、henqingxindeshuiguoxiangwei,taqingxiulejixia,quefenbianbuchudaodishinayizhongshuiguo。

henkuai,sizhilingdairaozhuyiling。

xizhaibuliaolingyiduan,niezaizhuangqingcaicongbaidezhijian。

wenhaobaihoutouyigun,juedezijijiuxiangshijietoutaoquantanweishangdelipin--haishibaizaizuiqianpaideneizhong,beineigenvrenqingeryijujiutaozhong。

低着头也好。

zhishaobubikanjianhanyineijiahuodezuilian。

zhidaoerbianxiangqiqingqingrourouyisheng“haole”,wenhaobaicaizhongxinzhiqishenzi,huifuyiguantingbarusongdezitai,taoshangxizhuang,zhaohuhanyixialou。

zhuangqingcaishuangshoujiaodiebaizaishenqian、miandaixiaorongwangqiansonglejibu,youcongxuanguanxiejushangdeshounahelifanzhaochuyitiaobianxieshideshukoushui,tiexindisaijilinchumendezhangfu。

wenhaobaipieleyanshoulibaozhuang***deshukoushui,yinggaihentian。

可他不喜欢。

jinguanruci,wenhaobaihaishihenyoujiaoyangdijiang“qizideguanhuai”fangjinkoudai,zhuomozheshibushiyinggaizaiduoshuojiju--jiranzhuangqingcaidehunhoubiaoxianhaisuananfen,tameiyouliyoujixudaraotadeshenghuo,xiacijianmian,yebuzhishishenmeshihoule。

ercikehuaichuaixinshide,buzhiwenhaobaiyiren。

jianliangzundafochichibunuowo,zhuangqingcaixinzhongrutongleigu,tanjiudemuguangbutingzailianggenanrenshenshangpaihuai,weikongzijizheige“wentaitai”nalizuodebugoutimian、bugouzhoudao。

yigemeitoujinsuo,sizaidengdai。

lingyigeshuangshoubaojian,rutongkanxi。

看戏……

duia!neigexinghandeshiteyiyidazaoganguolaikanxidea!

tahuangrandawu,neiwenhaobaideyisiyinggaijiushi--rangtakangegou?

xiangdaozheili,zhuangqingcaiyaoyaoya,kuankuanshangqiantizhangfufupingyifushangdezhezhou,zaiyunniangqingxu,xianshangyipianxuqingjiayi:“zaodianhuijia,ruguowanshangyouyingchou,jidejiwodagedianhua,wojiububangnizhunbeiwanfanle。”

shenghuozixunboduole,duoshaoyoudianeryanjizaishenshang:jiubiru,yigeyuezongyaoyudaoyilianghuiweidaopingpingde“renjianmeiwei”,shouxufansuode“jiandanbianjie”。

zhuangqingcaiduiyuzheiduan“xiuenai”debiaoyanshierfenmanyi,kezaikanjinzhu--wenhaobaixiangshizunbingdiaosidechuzaiyuandi,meitoujinning,yijiubuhangsheng。

这样也不行吗?

nandaoshixinhunfuqijianniannianhuhudelacheganhaibugou?

beinanrendechenmojiqileshengfuyu,zhuangqingcaisuoxingxinyiheng,zhuazhuwenhaobaideshoubei,jielidianqijiao,zaitadelianceluoleyiwen。

shiliaoweijidegaobiefangshi。

shangweihuishendewenhaobaishunjianbengjinshenti,erandengzhemianqian“dandawangwei”dexinhunqizi。

时间第二次停滞。

huanghuxujiu,tacaimaikaizhangtui,bulvcongconglikaizijidexinhunaichao--lianyiju“zaijian”doumeijiqiziliuxia。

gendaozoulangshangdezhuangqingcaizhualexiatoufa:bushi,tadouziwoxishengchengzheiyangle,neiweiwenxianshengzenmehaibumanyi?

musongzhezhangfu“tao”yibandizoujindiantihou,tazheicailianqizhiyejiaxiao,dalazheshuangjiantanlekouqi,zhenzhenshiyingleneijulaohuaa……qiannanzheng。

屎难吃。