第二章怒怼绿茶婊,毒素检测系统

youyicixinglaishi,touyunnaozhangjiubushuole,shentihaihenshixuruo,muqianganjueyizijixianzaideliqi,jiushishuangkuaizidounabuqi。

“niangniang,ninyijingshuilesantianle。”

kanzheleiyanposuodeyishuang,muqianchengqishenzi:“beihaogaodian,womenqubaiyanrouneiyitang。”

yishuanglianmanglanzhuta:“niangniang,nindebinghaimeihaolisuoni,dengbinghaohouzaiquba。”

“wodengdeqi,danwoniangzenmeban?”

hunshuidezheiduanshijian,muqianbayuanshendejiyiguoleyibian,dezhishenweifuqindemuhongpianaiyueyiniang,congxiaodaodadoushimumuzaitiexindezhaoguta。

xianzaimumuyounan,tayouzenmenengdaizaichuangshangyangbingni?

wumuxuannei,baiyanroujimuqiandileyibeicha:“tingwenjiejiebingzhongwochuang,meimeikeshidanxinlehaojiuni,xianzaikanjianjiejiehaohaode,zheikexinyejiufangxiale。”

jianbaiyanroubikoubutanzhiqiansuoshitadeshi,muqianchaofengdishuodao:“danxinnizenmebulaikanwangwoni?”

baiyanrougangadichelechezuijiao,zhuantounianqiyikuaiguihuagao:“zheishijiejieqinshouzuodeguihuagaoba?meimeikehaojiumeichangle,jiejiekezhenlihaini!”

“buxiangwo,congxiaodaoda,mamaheliangweiyizhangdouburangwoxiachu,shuonverjiadeshouzuishizhengui,wanwanbukezhanranlebandianyanhuoqi。genghekuangjiazhongyoubushimeiyouchuniang,zheizhongshihaishirangxiarenzuohaole。”

“aiya!”baiyanroujingyadiwuzui,“qiaowozheihua,wojuebushizaishuojiejieshixiaren,wozhishijuedezheizhongshiyouxiarenzuojiuxingle。”

“kuaichiba。”muqianlengshengdao。

baiyanrounazheyikuaizhengzhunbeiwangzuilisong,haimeipengdaozuibianyoufanglexialai。

“ya,zhenbuhaoyisi,wowanglejintianjintianyijingchiguogaodianle,bunengzaichi。zheixiayaorangjiejiedexinyibaifeile,zhenshiduibuzhujiejiea。”

muqianrenzhutouyunexinjiangtoucedaoyibian,quezhenghaokanjianyigexiaogongnvpengzhemuhezizoujinlai。

zheimuhezidiaokejingxi,danxiyinmuqianquebingbushizheidian,ershihezipangpiaofudesigejiantizi“qingweidusu”。

“jiejiexihuanzheitaoshoushi?”baiyanrounaqiyizhibuyaobawan,“zheishishixiaoyizhangsongjiwodehongbaoshishoushi,jiejieyaoshixihuandehua……”

“woxihuan,bazheiheshoushidousongwoba。”muqianhaobukeqidizhizhebaiyanroushoushangdebuyaoshuodao。

“shen、shenme?”baiyanroudunshijiangzhule。

“woshuo,”muqianqingleqingsangzi,“jiejieduizheitaoshoushihenshihuanxini,xiangmeimeizheimedafangkangkaideren,zongbuhuixiaoqizheiyitaoshoushiba?”

baiyanrouxiaobaihuasidebiaoqingyouyishunjiandepolie,danhaishiqiangchengzhexiaoyijianghezidiguoqu:“zenmehuini?jiejienengxihuanmeimeidedongxi,shimeimeiderongxing。zhishizheishixiaoyizhangteyipairensongjingonglaide……”

“zenme?bengongyaonitaoshoushidoushebude?”muqiantaiyanpiaoxiangta,shunshouchazhanfangzaizhuozishang,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。

baimeirenjiangyingzhelianbahezituidaomuqianmianqian:“qieshenbugan。”

huiqudelushang,yishuangbaozhehezijidongbuyi:“niangniangninkezhenlihai,yaoshizhiqianyenengzheiyangduihuiqu,furenyebuhuineimedanxinninle。”

“fangxin,zhihoujuebuhuizaishouweiqule。”muqianjiandingdishuodao。

zixijianchaguohoumuqianfaxian,kanlaiyoududeshihezierbushishoushi,erzijidejinshouzhijiushidusujiancexitong。