laomama：“……”tayijingwuyule。
henkuai，laoguanjiagengouniansidechaozhezheibianpao：“huhu……laoye，laofuren……huhu……shengleshengle……”
lianglaotoulaotaitaixinpingqihedekanzhetachuanqi：“shengjiushenglebei，jidonggesha，shuoba，youshigejijindexiaozi？”
laoguogongsuishoubalaofurendeqizizhualeliangkefangshouxin，neibujingyidedongzuo，neishuliandechengdu，yikanjiushimeishaoganguo。
laofurendangranshikanjianle，zhengxiangshuotazuobi，laoguanjiayijingkuaisuwubidetuchuyijuhua：“shengle，shiweixiaojie……”
jiezhe……gangganghaizailaoshenzaizaizuozhexiaqideliangrenjiubujianle，zhikanjianneiyaoyihaizaishangxiadianbo。
“zuzubajin……”laoguanjiadehuashikanzheneiyijingbujiandebeiyingshuode。
laomamayanjingbuxiangxindeyongshoucaleyouca，zheiliangrenshichileshenmeshendanmiaoyaoma？
zenmeyixiazisuduzheimekuai？shisheizuorihaishuotuijiaobuhao，dazhangdetuijiyoufanle？shisheishuotouyunxiangzaiyuanzilixiaqichuifengde？
suanle，tahaishiganjingenshangqukankanzheixinxianchuludexiaojieba！
“shinvwama？quedingshinvwama？wozhendeyousunnvlema……”
renhaimeidao，guogongyedeshengyinyijingxiangqi，denghouzaiyuanzilidezhongrenhuitou，jiukandaolianggefulideguobaorenwu，jifeidandadechongguolai，toufadoubeichuiluanle，laofurendefachaihaidiaoleliangzhi，yizhiyaodiaobudiaodechongjinlai。
zheishiyongleduokuaidesudu，cainengbianchengzheiyang？
“die，niang，nimenzenmelaile？”tangeryeqiguaideguolaifuzhelaoniang，zheiliangrenbushishuobulaima？
keliangrengenbenmeiyoushijiandalita，piekaitajiuwangfangmenzouqu，“zoukaizoukai，biedanwulaozikansunnv！”
tangeryebeiguogongyeyibazhangpaikai，jinjiezhelaoyeziyoubeilaofurenyibazhanghulianshangnuokai：“siyuandian，laoniangdoumeikan，nikangemao，douliyuandian，sheiganhelaoniangqiang，wopaisita！”
laofurenhuangleliangxiabazhang，yaowuyangweidetuikaifangmenjinqu，jinjiezhejiutingjiangezhong：“aiyou，wodeguaiguai，zhenshigenvwayo。”
“hahaha……zhongyubushidai/bade，qiaoqiaozheixiaoliane，zhenshinen，yihoutiedingshigedameinv！”
“hehehe……laodaxifuxinkule，nikeshizanjiadedagongchena，shuo，xiangyaoshenme，niangdoudaying。”
……
waimiandenanrenmenbuganle，zheihoulaidedoujinqule，tamendenglebantianhaiyigenmaodoumeijiandaoni！
“dage，woyeyaokanmeimei，wokeyibawodewanjujitawande！”zuixiaodelaowutangyiqiyanjingliangliangdechezhetangyilideyixiu。
“wokeyibazuixihuandezaohongmasongyumeimeiwanshua。”
“wogangdedebaobeidanzhukehaowanle，woyaohemeimeiyiqiwan。”
……
zhongweixiaogongzidouzaizhengxiangbazijirenweizuihaodedongxijimeimei。
tangdajiangjunbuganle，laozideguinvzijidouhaimeimodaoshou，nimenjiujuelezheixinsiba，heng！
“laopozi，woshuonibaoyebaogoule，womenhaizaiwaimiandengzheni，nidaoshibaochulaijiwoqiaoyiyana！”guogongyekenqiedekanzhefangmen，yaobushihaijizhenannvdafang，zheishierxidefangjian，tadouchongjinqule。
wulidelaofurenxiaozheditou，kanzheshuidexiangtian，honghongzhouzhoudesunnv，baozhechulefangmen。