第三章 呦,李母挨了打

disanzhangyou,limuaileda

limuhaizaijiwohuadabing,kewoyijingshangguodang,buchineitaole。

wodeyizaituirang,quehaideniuniuchadianbeirendasi。

wodemabaolaogong,zaiwoyunqibeizhewotouren。

jialilianggelaozeitiantiansuanjizhewodejiayecaichan。

jintianzheiyibidoububaiai,woyouzheshenyundougandawo,denghaizishengxialai,kongpasuibiandeshenmexiaoshidounengchengweidawodeliyou。

wolandekaikouyingfulimu,zhengzaisisuozheruhehuosubahunlile。

wodebianyigonggonghuilaile。

lifuyishenjiuqitajinmen,jiuchezhesangzirangrangzheyaowojitaqian。

“laopozi,gelaoziyoushule!qingqingnadianqianjiwo,xianlai2000!wojinergebixubabenyinghuilai!”

“ba,woyemeiqianle。”

wolenghengdao,“matiantianzaijiadaniuniu,jintianhaibawoyejidale,tagenbenrongbuxianiuniu,woyaojiniuniuzhaojiyang,batasongzou,zhidaowoshengchanwanzaijiehuilai。”

wodunledun,daixuedechunjiaogouqichaofengdexiao:

“zheiyangyilaijiubuyongmafanninzhaoguniuniule,woyemeiyouduoyudeqianjininyongle,bijingjiyangbubianyi,zheijianshiwomayeshitongyide。”

“ye?bieyaqingqing,nigesilaotaipogangenwoduizhegan!qingqingnibieshengqi,wolaijiaoxunzheigesilaotaipo,jinichuqi!kantahaiganbugan!”lifuyitingwobudasuanjitaqian,shizuoyongzhehaishilimu,dengshijiujiyanle。

yangshoushanlelimuyigedabidou,youzuoyoukaigong,jilimupanhaodetoufadoudasanle。

doushuojiabaoshixuemaixiangchuande,jianciwogengquexinleligoudanrihoukendinghuiyouyangxueyang,jiuxiangtabadatamayiyang。

“siyatou!womingmingxiangjilaozhangtoudadianhua,rangtalai......”

limubeidamengle,qingjixialianmangjieshizhe,duobilifudeouda。

“e,ba,maganghaixiangjitadeguangchangwubanerzhangshudadianhua,zhenghaoninbuzai,jiurangtashangjialai......”woyugaimizhangdebanshuobanliu,yindelifuzijifuxianglianpian。

“haowa!laobusidesaoniangmener,douzheimedasuishule!haixiangzhegouyinnagechenglilaotouerjilaozidailvmaozi!kanlaozibudasinigesaoniangmener!”

lifuzijinaobuwanshengxiadejuqing,zaijiashanghelejiu,nengxiangdaodeqingjiegengjiabukan。

tajianqibeilimudiuzaiyibiandeyijiazi,jiuxiangdatiaogouyiyang,chouzailimushenshang。

“ao!biedalesilaotou!woshishuohanlaozhangtoulaishougou!......tongsile,womeishuorangtashangjialai!”

limubeidadecongshafagundaodishang,zuishangbutingdiqiurao,qitujieshiqingchu。

wokebunengjitazheigejihui。

“e?shidanjizhangshueryigerendadianhua,haishijibiedewubanyedaguoni,yaobujiushuzhangshuergenniguanxizuihaoya!”

wotoumiaodaolimusifajizhangshudetiaowuxiaoshipinhaojicile,yaoshuotaliangmeishi,wokebuxin。

“haowa!jiwodailvmaodaideqingqingdouzhidaole!nigelaobuyaoliandesaoniangmener!jinergelaozifeiyaorangnizhidaosheishinidetian!”

lifuqidefeidoukuaizhale,jingganzaitayanpizidixiatouren。

guaibudejintianpaizhuoshang,laozhangjitaweileyizhanghaopai,lifuhaijuedetarenguaihaolie!

敢情原因在这呢!

zhiyouzijibeimengzaiguli。

yongyijiaziyijingbunengmanzulifule,tachouchushenshangdepidai,wanglimushenshangzhaohuzhe,liangenwoyaoqiandougubushangle。

wocongmeijianguolimurucilangbeidizitaideshihou,tazaiwomianqianconglaidouzhigaoqiyangde。

kantamandidagun,haodekuhanshengdoupoyinle。

woxinzhongzhijuedehaoxiao,bingmeijuedetebiejieqi。

tadaleniuniuduojiu,youqifulewoduojiu,woyouxianbugou。

ketingderenaofenweirangwoyouxieyanjuan,limucanjiaoshengbingbunengjianqinglianshangdetengtong。

womomofuzheduzihuilewoshi,suohaofangmen。

fanchushouji,wolianxiqiyiqianzongdainiuniuzuomeirongdechongwudian。