第6章 这不科学,这不修仙

偏僻山谷。

落叶簌簌。

“轰!”

yishengjudadehongmingshengxiangqi,fangfozhenggeshangudouzaiyaohuang。

conggaochukan,biankeyikandaoyituanhuoguangzhichongshangkong,zuzucuanqilaishuzhang。

moqicongdishangpaleqilai,zheishihoudeta,manlianqihei,yifupopolanlan,zhangzuijiushijiweishuxidetuleyikoubaiyan。

“ai,zhongjiushitianfubugou!”

kanzheyanqianbeizhachulaideyigezhijingyueyousanmi,shendukedayimidejiaoheidakeng,taquetanleyikouqi。

yitianshijian,tawanquanmeiyouxiuxi,jiushibuduandeninglianhuoqiushu。

huoqiushuyequeshidedaoleyixiezengzhang,congandandehuoxing,bianchenglemingliangyixiedehuoxing。

moqiqidechadianbazheigehuoxingjitunxiaqu。

ningjuhuoxing,zizhipianxia,ningjuhuomiao,caishizizhizhongdeng。

zijizheiningjudehuoxing,jingranjiuzheimeyidiandian,qibushishuo,zijilianpianxiadezizhidoubugou?

zhenggeshangu,dadaxiaoxiaodedakeng,yijingzuzuyoushangbaige,congxiaodaoda,yezaijianzhengzhemoqidechengzhang。

keshi,huoxingdaodijiushihuoxinga!

buguotaxianzaiduiyuruhekuaisudeningjuhuoxingdaoyeshiyouleyixiexinde。

“haiyouyiye,jiayou,zhengquchuhuomiao!”

moqimoqi,moyaoshengqi……bushi,moyaofangqi!

yesejiannong,wangridouhuiyouyeshoudihoushengbushidexiangqi。

danshijinri,baozhachengweilejinwandezhuxuanlv。

yeshouzhefu,youxiemengbi。

daodishinagexiushizheimewuliao,paodaozheipianpidedifangbuduandebaozha?zheibushipohuaidajiazuoxiguilvma?

爆炸足足响了一夜。

xuduoyeshoudouchuxianzaiyuanchu,muguangbinglengdekanzheneigeyonghuoxingzhakengdeshenying。

tamenhuibazheigeshenyingjizhuyibeizi,jizhuta,zheigeren,bunengre!

kaishenmewanxiao,yigehuoxingjiuyouzheimedadeweili,yaoshigaochulaiyigehuoqiu,haibudebazhenggeshangujizhachengpingdi?

一夜缓缓过去。

moqiyukuwulei,jingguoyiyedexiulian,tadehuoxingbiandegengmingliangleyixie,danshiquehaishimeiyouhuomiao。

erqiezheihuoxing,jingranshiyuanxingde,keshinijibianshizaishiyuanxing,tayebushihuoqiusai。

moqideshouzhiqingqingdecuorouzhezheigebimilihaiyaoxiaoshibeidehuoxing,mingliangdaoshiyijingmingliang。

bale,kanlaizijizaihuoxifangmianbingmeiyoutianfu,jiexialaihaishishiyixiashuiba!

huoxingbeimoqirenglechuqu,tazijizeshiqingcheshuludepadaoleyigedakengzhizhong。

“轰!”

zuzuwuzhanggao,wumicudejudahuozhuchongtianerqi,chiredeqiliuxiangzhesimianbafangjidang,zhouweibenlaiyijingkuhuangdeshuyezhijiehuaweilehuijin。

dadiliekai,tushibengjian。

zhenggeshangudounenggouganshoudaohuangdong,zuiqimayeshiyigesijidizhen。

moqiyaoleyaonaodai,batoushanghaibijiaoredejiaotujiyaodiao。

“xiulianshuilongshushishiba,napajiwonongchulaiyigeshuisheyehaoa!”

另一边,秋山。

cuidieganggangzhengkaileyanjing,lianfaxianleyizhangliangzhangsanzhang……dalianchuxianzaizijidemianqian。

cuidiedunshisuolesuoshenzi,youxiehaipa,haochou!

“xiaoshimei,xingle,kebuke,wolianyeweiniqulaidelingshui,kuaiheyikourunrunhoulong。”lindaoyuanlianshangdaizhewenhedexiaorongshuodao。

“xiaoshimei,ebue,wojiniyijingzuohaolefancai,ganjinchiyidian。”

“小师妹……”

yizhongshixiongshijiedanshidaizhecixianglaoyeyedexiaorong,duicuidiejinxingleqinqieyouhaodeweiwen。

cuidienanengshoudelezheici,shentikuaisudehoutui。

“ya,xiaoshimei,zenmele?lingshui,chuntianranwugonghaide……”

“cuidie,nideyifuzangle,yaoburanshijiebangnixixiyifuba,fangxin……”

“够了!”

xuandaozirenbuzhuhechiyisheng。

wugeshixiongshijiedunshishentiyizhen,suolesuonaodaituihou。

jiushigangcai,gangcaiyinweixiaoshimeideyixiang,tamenpubiandoutishengleyigedengji。

zheishiduomekongbudeyijianshiqing?

xiaoshimeidetianfu,jueduishibitamensuonenggouxiangxiangdehaiyaokepa。

起灵一天啊!

zheijianzhijiushizhenxianjiangshi,shennvzhechen。

xuandaozikanzhecuidieyouxiejingkongdexiaolian,lianshangluchuleyigecixiangdexiaorong。

“cuidie,buyaohaipa,gangcainishixiongshijieyeshixiangheniqinjineryi,xianzaiqilingjieshu,youshenmeganjue?”xuandaoziwendao。

kanzhecixiangdexuandaozi,cuidiezheicaihuanguolaiyikouqi。

“ganjuetineiduochulaiyixiehenwennuandeqiliu,erqieshijieyebiandeqingxilexuduo。”cuidiesisuoleyixiashuodao。

zheidoushitadezhenshiganshou。

“rangwolaikankannixianzaishenmedengjile。”xuandaoziweiweiqialeyigeyinji,shuangyanzhizhongdunshiluchuleyimoweiguang。

随即他身体一震。

lindaoyuandengrendoukanxianglezijishizun,yiliandehaoqi。

“练气五境……”

玄道子幽幽的说道。

“嘶……”

wurenqishuashuadedaoxileyikoulengqi,yizhiyuzhouweideyangqidouxianxiebugou。

“lian……lianqiwujing???”

lindaoyuanzhijiechengweilejieba。

jiangui,kaishenmewanxiao,nayourenganggangqilingbianzhijiejinqulianqizhongjie,haishilianqiwujing!

“咳!”

xuandaozizheishihoukesouleyisheng。

wugeshixiongshijiedunshijingxing,shide,bunengtaiguokuazhang,yimianzheigehaomiaozijipaole。

大腿必须慢慢培养!

“cuidie,nidetianfubucuo,henshaoyourennenggouganggangqilingbiandadaolelianqiwujing。buguozheixiuzhenjie,tianjiaowushu,gengshiyouzhenxianzhuanshi,yuangudanengzhongshengzhitu,yirizhujiyebuzaihuaxia。suoyixiuxingzhilu,nihaixuzishenzizhong,moyaohaogaowuyuan。”xuandaozixunxunshanyoushuodao。

cuidiesikaoleyixia,qingqingdedianlediantou。

“jiexialai,xianchifanxiuxiyifan,suihouwobiankaishizhengshijiaoshouniguanyuxiuzhenjiebixuzhidaoderichangshiyi,nimenwugeyekepangting,weishiruoyouyilouzhichu,jishitichulai。”

翠蝶再次点了点头。

suihoufengshengdecaipinbeiduanleshanglai,jiangzhouzi,dunlingji,zhenglingmi,chaolingdan……

wuhuabamen,menzhongfengsheng。

“dashixiong,bushiyoupigudanma?weishenmehaiyaozuozheimeduomeishi?”yefandakuaiduoshuo,manzuiliuyoudeshuodao。

“chineiwanyizuoshenme,yidiandoumeiyoulingqiheyingyang。”lindaoyuansuishoujicuidiejialeyigelingjituishuodao。

yefan……haotemedeyoudaoli!

cuidiexiaokouchizhe,daoyeshimeiwei,danshitaxinzhongyizhidianjizhemoqi。

“shizun,wojiagongzi……bushi,moqigegeni?”cuidieyibuxiaoxinzhijieshuolouzui。

shide,zhiqiantachenghumoqidoushiweigongzi,buguomoqiweilerangtayegenzhexiulian,jiuzanqierangtachenghuzijiweigege。

cuidieganjuehaishigongzihaoting。

“moqia,taxianzaizhengzaixiulian,womenyaocedingtadetianfu,xuyaowutianshijian,daoshihouziranhuiyoufenxiao。”xuandaozixiaozheshuodao。

“neiwoyihuinengbunengjitadaiguoquyidianfan?”cuidieruoruodewendao。

xuandaozishentiyijiang,danshilianshangqueweixiaozheshuodao:“zanshibuxing,zheiwutianshitadeguanjianqi,zuihaobuyaodaraota。”

kanlaicuidiehemoqideganqingbushiyibandehao。

keshicuidiehenkuaijiuhuiyifeichongtian,daoshihoubuzhidaohuixiyinduoshaotianjiaoqiaochu,yimoqidetianfulaikan,ruoshicuidieyizhizheiyang,moqiyoukenenghuichidakutou,shenzhihuichuxiansiwangzhiwei。

suishuomoqitianfubuxing,buguojiranbaitaweishi,neibianshitadedizi,kanlaiyaoxianggebanfale。

cuidiebuzhidaoxuandaozidexiangfa,tasikaoleyixia,weiweipielepiezui,shenqingyouxiediluo。

“好吧!”

yidiandoumeiyouzaixiaomanshanhaowan,zuiqimazaixiaomanshannenggouyizhipeizhezijiagongzi。

cuidieyinweizheishiyeweikoubuhao,buyihuibianchihao。

jiexialaijiukaishizhengshijiaodao。

xuandaozizuoweijiangshi,wuweidizizuoweipeiting,gongtongweicuidiejiangshou《xiuzhenjieyibaibizhizhishidian》yishu。

zhuanyanjian,sitianhenkuaiguoqu。

shanzhongwusuiyue,danshiduiyucuidielaishuo,zhendeshidurirunian。

她在掐着时间算的。

zonggongwutianshijianyiguo,cuidiejiuyijingpobujidaideshuodao:“shizun,wutianshijiandaole,zanmenqujiegongziquba。”

haizaijiangkezhengchenjinqizhongdexuandaoziweiweiyidun。

“gongzi?shei?”lindaoyuanyilianmangran。

“嘭!”

yibenshuzhijiezazailelindaoyuandenaodaishang。

lindaoyuan……xiangqilaile。

“nimenjixuxue,woqujieta!”lindaoyuanjimangzhanqilaishuodao。

“woyequ!”cuidieyezhanleqilai。

玄道子皱了皱眉头。

“nihaimeiyouxuewan,tayihuijiuhuilaile,dengtahuilainizaiqukantayeweishibuwan。”xuandaozishuodao。

“wobu!”cuidiezhandingjietiedeshuodao。

douyijingwutianmeiyoujianmoqile,tahaipa。

cuidiedemuguanghexuandaoziduishi,xuandaozikandaoleqizhongshenshendijueqiang。

pingshidecuidie,wenwan,shenzhiyouxiedanxiao,danshizhiyaoshejidaomoqi,tabianshunjianjiuxianghuanleyigerenyiban。

“haoba,zanmenqukankanmoqi。”

xuandaozizhijiehuilehuishou,yiduobaiyunningju,suoyourendouzhanzaileshangbian。

翠蝶握紧了拳头。

yilufeixing,buguoshishufenzhongshijian,qirenyijinglaidaoleshangu。

shangudejingxiang,querangqirenquanbulengzhule。

这……

zheishiyoujindanjingxiushizaicidijinxingledazhanma?

weishenmebianchenglezheibanxingzhuang?

yuanbendeshangu,pianpiyoushenanjing,shumucongyu,luoyefenfen。

xianzaideshangu,kengkengwawa,huoshaohuoliao,shanshibengsui,shumukuwei。

yigeshentijiaohei,yifupopolanlan,shenshanghaidaizhexuejiadeshaonian,cishizhengshuangmuwushendepanzuozaizuizhongjian,zaimomodesikaorensheng。

这……不科学啊!