第2章 其实你们的肾结石,都是修仙小说中的金丹

两天后。

是夜。

qingyajingshenbingyuandalou,datinglimian,cikezhengjuzheyidaqunren。

zheixierenyounanyounv,juedabufendoushisanshisuizuoyou,zuyouyibaiduohaoren。

“gudongshishishenmeqingkuang,zenmezhaolaizheimeduodeshenjieshihuanzhe?”

duiyushenjieshifangmian,zuijuquanweideyishenglinyi,wangzhedatingneideyibaiduoren,manshiyihuodedishengshuodao。

“sheizhidaoni!danwoganjueshiguzhangqingdeshoubi,gudongshihaizhenshirenyigejingshenbinghunaoa!”

pangbiandejingshenbingzhuanjiashenfeng,yaoleyaotouyouxiewuyu。

tamenzuotianxianggubeichuancixing,kehouzhemeidaying,shuoshenmejitianhou,taerzikendinghuijieshouzhiliao。

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“weishenmedaiwomenlaijingshenbingyuan?!”

“nimenshishenmeqingkuang?yeshibeixinshenjituanzhaolanlaidema?”

“dui,xinshenjituanjilewowubaiwan。”

zaichangdeshenjieshihuanzhe,yanjianzheilishijingshenbingyuan,douzaiyihuodejiaotoujieeryilunqilai。

“欢迎!!”

jiuzaidatingzhongyizhencaozashi,chuanzheyishenxiuxianfudeguzhangqingcongloushangzouxia。

“请问你是?!”

jiandaoguzhangqing,yourenchuyanxunwendao。

“woshixinshenjituanweilaijiebanrenguzhangqing,nimenyinggaidouhenhaoqi,woweihehuirangnimenlaidaozheili。”

guzhangqingzaidatingdezhuzuodeshafashangzuoxia,miandaixiaoyidedingzhezaichangdeyibaiduohaoren,danxiaodao:“qishinimenhuanshangdeshenjieshi,doushixiuxianxiaoshuozhongdejindan。”

“?????”

“wodiunilaodou,jiwowubaiwan,rangwoheyigejingshenbingwanyouxi?”

“zenme,nikanbuqiwubaiwan?buyongshangban,buyongganhuo,genyigejingshenbingwanwanjiunengdewubaiwan,zheizhonggongzuoqunaerzhao?erqie,niyijingqianlehetong,xiangzouyezoubule。”

“queshi,fanzhengwohenleyi。”

“haha!gushao,ninshuodebucuo,woyeyizhirenweiwodedeshijindan,genbenbushishenmeshenjieshi。”

“duiduidui,jindan,womendeshenjieshidoushijindan,buzhidaogushaoyoushenmefenfu?”

dunshi,jiuyoubushaorenchanmeideshangqian,luchugezhongtaohaodebiaoqing。

“等!”

guzhangqingjizijidianrangenyan,kuankuanshuodao:“wozhidaonimendoubawodangjingshenbing,dandaomingtianzhongwuzhihou,nimenjiubuhuizheimexiangle。xianzaishihouyebuzaole,zhuweixianquchifanba。”

“各位,请!”

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“gushao,shentiruhe,xuyaowojinijianchayifanma?!”

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“wodeshenti,chuqueleyouxiejindanzhiwai,nengyoushenmewenti?”

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dihouyisheng,chongshanglouhuifang。

ranhou,tadecanjiaochuanlai。

“ai!ganjuemeidejiule。”

linyitanlekouqi,dao:“mingtianwulungudongshijiwoduoshaoqian,wodoubuxiangliuzaiyigejingshenbingshenbianwusuoshishile。”

shenfengdiantoudao:“taruoshibupeihewo,woyebuxiangzaicijiuliule。”

tamendoushizaigezidelingyuzhong,dulingfengsaodezhuanjia。

zaizheililangfeidedabannianshijian,yijingrangtamenyouxiebunaifan。

……

qingyuncheng,shizhongxin,xinshenjituandasha。

gaodabaicengdedasha,helijiqunchulizaizheizuochengshizuifanhuadedidai。

“退婚?!”

dongshizhangbangongshinei,bangongzhuoqianzuozheyiweibunuziweideyingwuzhongnian,ciketamanlianyinchen,henshibuyuedingzheduimiandeyiweitangzhuanglaozhe。

laozhekuxiaodao:“gudong,nierzidebingqingyijingyanzhongdaoneidengdibu,zheizhuanghunshijiumeibiyaoleba?”

gubeichuanshenseyinzhi,muguangweimi:“zenme,nimenjiaqianjin,xianqiwoerle?”

laozhebaishoudao:“bushixianqi,gudongniyedejianglibushi,huanweisikao,ruorangnidenverjiajiyigejingshenbing,nihuiyuanyima?”

“quedingyaotui?!”gubeichuanshengyindichen。

laozhediantou:“zheishitangjiayizhidejueding。”

“hao,neijiutuile,lairensongke!”

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“gudong,shizaibuhaoyisi。”

laozheanankuxiaoyisheng,qishengaocilikai。

“dongshizhang,tamenqirentaishen!”

laozhezouhou,menwaijinlaiyigetitaibiaohandezhuanghan,manmiannurongdeshuodao:“yaobuyaoyongxieteshushouduan?”

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“好,等我消息!”

chukuangzhongzhongdiantou,dabulikaibangongshi。

……

loushang,yewanjiudianzuoyou,guzhangqingdetongkuaihaocaijieshu。

“zuihouyitian,mingtianzhihouwojiubuyongrenshouzheizhongfeirendezhemole。”

guzhangqingmanshenshihandecongchuangshangqishen,liansecangbaidemeidingdianxuese,helehaojibeishuiliansecaiyousuohuanhe。

jiuzaitazhunbeiquxigezaoshi。

手机来电铃声响起。

qiaozheshilaobadalai,guzhangqingjietongdao:“ba,woshibushibeituihunle。”

youguoqianshidejingli,guzhangqingzhidaojinwantabeitangjiatuihunle。

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“nixiaozizenmezhidao?!”gubeichuanyouxiejingcha。

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“dangzhen?!”erzidehua,ranggubeichuanyouxiemengquan。

tatiantiandaizaijingshenbingyuanli,zenmehuizhidaowaimiandeshi?

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“nixiaozibingyoufanleshibushi?zheijianshiwohuichaming,ruotamenbeihouzhenshixuanyuanshijia,neijiuyoudiannanbanle。”gubeichuandeshengyinyouxieningzhong。

“caoxinzheixieganma,jinwanlaobanihaohaoshuiyijue,mingtiankannierzidebiaoyan!”

“haohaohao,kannibiaoyan,tingshuonijinwanshenjieshiyoufazuole,erzia,laozixintenga!”

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guzhangqingbuxianglangfeikoushui,dao:“wananbalaoba,zaodianshui,mingtianzhongwushierdian,nisanguandouhuibeishuaxin!”