fanxinyao（qianwentidaoguodezifengchuanmeiyiren，suwantangguimi，muqianzhengzaiwaipaixi）
“tangtang，laoshijiaodai，zheigepengwanlishishibushisanshisanlouneiliangwei[goutou]”
suwantang“bushi，zhenbushi，congzuotiankaishijiuyourenwenwopengwanli，wohaidayingtabunengduiwaishuo，haofana”
[无奈摇头表情包]
fanxinyao“ta？henhao，zhishaowozhidaozheigepengwanlishinandele[deyi]”
suwantang“ngni，shigenandemeicuo”
fanxinyao“zhendebunengshuoma，gaosuwoba，qiuqiunile，wokuaihaoqisile”
suwantang“zhenbuxing[ganga]”
fanxinyao“nei，touluyidianxiaoxiyexing，duodanianji，duogao，shuaibushuai”
苏晚棠“emmm
neinikeqianwanyaobaomiha，nianqing，gao，shuai，haolehaolezhinengshuozheimeduole，nibiezaiwenle”
fanxinyao“zhendema[se]”
……
“luxianyuyemeishuoburangtoulunianlingshengaozhangxiangba，yinggaimeishi！”
zifengershierloubangongshinei，hefanxinyaoliaowan，fangxiashoujidesuwantang，waitouxiangzhe
cishizhangyingfengfenghuohuodezoujinlai
“hu……gudugudu……ha…keke…keke”
suwantang“mandianhe，mandianhe，yingjie”
zhangyingzaikeleyizhenhou，buzaiyidebailebaishou，suihouxingfendao
“wantang，chengle，gongxini，nihuole，nizhidaocongzuotiankaishidaojintianzaoshangyouduoshaohezuozhaoguolaima”
suwantangxiaoyanruhua，qidaizheqianzhededaan
“有二十多个！”
suwantangzhiganjuexingfupumianerlai
zhangyingjixudao“zheiyijingshiwobangnishaixuanguohouzhidehezuode，shengxiadedoushiyixiexiaoshangyan，meibiyaoqu
shouxianshiyunshengdianshitaijiyixiedifangtaidejiemuyaoqing，suiranbaojiahendishenzhiyixiecishanxingzhidewanhuigenbenmeiyoubaojia，danshizheixiekendingshiyaoqude
zaijiushiyunshengfangmiansuoyoudejichang，chezhandenggonggongjiaotongchangsuodouxiwangkeyigoumaicaiyunzhinandeshiyongquan，zaizheixiechangdibofang
chucizhiwai，yunshengdabufenlvyougongsiyeyouhezuoyixiang，shenzhixiangzhaonidaiyan
zuihoujiushigedajingqu、shangchang、jiuba、ktvdeng，douxiwangkeyidedaoshouquan，bingqiebaojiajiyouchengyi”
zhengzaierrenshuozhe，zhengzhunbeijiaoluyanzhoulaiyiqiyanjiuzheixiehezuoxiangmudeshihou
张颖的电话响了起来
“wei，zaidewuzongjian，shenme？haohaohao，womenmashangshangqu！”
suwantangkanzhezhangyingxinxiruokuangdemoyanghenshiyihuo
zhangyingfangxiadianhua，jidongdeduisuwantangshuodao
“wantang，kuai，genwoshanglou，shichangbuneibianjiedaoyunshengwenlvfangmiandehezuoyixiang，shuoyaoxiangyaoqingnichengweiyunshengdewenlvxuanchuandashi，yunshengderenxiawujiudao”
suwantangzheicizhijieshale，mimihuhudebeizhangyinglashanglelou
……
yourenhuanxiyourenchou，yuzifengzheibiangaozhangdeqingxuzhengxiangfan
jiuyouyuledezongbu，jiuyouyulegongguanbuzongjinglibangongshinei，jigeshenxingmianseningzhongdezuozaiwunei，kanzheshoujihuoshidiannaopingmushang《caiyunzhinan》degexiangshujujipinglun
pa——（yigechabeishuaisuizaidishang）
“zifeng，hao，haodehena，bukuishicengjingwendingdejutou，guoranhaishiyougaoren”
liyazhenzhuokaikou“wangjingli，yaobuyaofadongzanmendemeitijihezuodelepingren……”
wangjingliyongkan**yiyangdeyanshensaoleyiyan
“ninaozilizhuangdeshijianghuma，zheiciyunshengfangmiandeguanmeidoubiaoyangle，sheigansuiyimohei”
liyaganmangditou“duibuqi，jingli，shiwokaolvbuzhou”
jianci，lingwaijirenyebugankaikoufabiaoyijian
wangjinglilenghengyisheng“heng，zheicijiuxianrangtamenzifengdeseyizhen，zanmenlairifangzhang”
……
wuduyouou，tongyangdeyimuyezailingyigechengshidewujiangchuanmeigongsilishangyanzhe
huangyuyao（luyanzhouqiannvyou）bangongshili
yizhenshuaishuaidadaguohou，zhulicaixiaoxinyiyideshangqiananwei
“yuyaojie，ninxiaoxiaoqi，xianhekoushuiba”
huangyuyaozhuantounushi“heshenmehe，a？heshenmehe，nizenmejiuzhidaohe！”
助理顿时寒蝉若噤
zhijianhuangyuyaozaiciqihensheng
“liugeyuea，zuzuliugeyue，suwantang！wo…woyanbuxiazheikouqi！”
huangyuyaozicongbeiwujiangchuanmeideshaoyexiangzhonghou，gongsikaishijizhongziyuan，daitashangjiemu，paozongyi，haoburongyiyouledianrenqi
gongsiweitadazaoleshouzhanggerenzhuanji，bikailegeluzhiminggeshoufageqi，xuanzailebayuefen，fabulejishouzhuanjizhudage
suizhewujiangchuanmeidezaoshi，gequshujubaokuozaixingebangdepaimingdouzaibuduanshangsheng
wujiangchuanmeisuoyourendouyiweizheiciwenle，luluxuxudefangchulezhuanjidesuoyougequ
shouhuolebushaodehaoping，yeweihuangyuyaodailailezhuduofensi，zhengchenjinzaishenglidexiyueyuzaorichengjiugehoumeimengzhongdehuangyuyao
zaoyuleqingtianpili，caiyunzhinanshangxianbudaoyitian，biaoshengzhixingebangbangshou，shenzhicongzuowankaishi，tajishouzhudagedeshujujiaqilaidoubunengyuzhiyizhan
zhijiejihuangyuyaoqidechadianyunguoqu，zheiciyoulejintiandebaofa，dantayounengguaishei，youganguaisheini，tasheiyebugan，zhinengduizhexiaozhulisasaqi
ercishizhanzaiyipangdexiaozhuliyemingbaihuangyuyaodexingwei，xinzhongshenshiwohuo
“nihuangyuyaozhishibanglegefuerdaieryi，renjiasuwantangzijijiushifuerdai，erqiebinibangdezheigefuerdaidoufu
zhangdeyebinipiaoliang，youqianzaijutougongsi，fangfangmianmiandetiaojiandoubinixinghuangdeqiang，nizenmegangenrenjiabide”
buguozheixiehuazhuliyezhiganzaixinzhongbiyi，buganzhenshuochulai
……
zaishuohuizifengchuanmei，wufanshijian，luyanzhoubianchibiantingzhezhaoxidengrenqizuibashedetaolun
zhaoxi“wantangjiezheicizhendehuole，gujinengzhijiezuowenerxian”
zhanghuixian“erxiankendingmeiwentide，buguonimenzhibuzhidaozheigepengwanlishishenmeren”
zhouruotong“buqingchu，jushuokenengshizuidingcengneiliangweiqudiezhiyichushoule”
zhaoxi“danyebuyinggaia，ruguoshineierwei，meibiyaoqigexindemingziba”
zhanghuixian“woyerenweiyinggaibushi，shenzhidagailvdoubushigongsineidezuoquren，kenengshiwantangjiedesirenziyuan”
zhouruotong“huishisheini，haoxiangjianjianzheiweidalao”
luyanzhouzaiyipangxiaoerbuyu
xiawu，jiweizhulimen，gensuisuwantanghegongsijiweigaocenglingdao，zhanzaizifengdedamenkou，denghouyingjieyunshengfangmiandelairen
yunshengyouyixiangyaoqingsuwantangchengweiwenlvxuanchuandashidexiaoxibujingerzou，zaiciyindonglegongsineiwaigefangdeguanzhu
gaoxingdegengjiagaoxing，naonudegengjianaonu
daijiangguikemensongshanggongsidingcenghuiyishihou，huidaobangongshidezhaoxidengrenzaicibaofayizhenreliedetaolun
……
jiexialaihenzhangyiduanshijian，suwantangtuanduijianghuishifenmangliu，zaicikaiqilechuchazhilv，ercicimudedishouzhan，haishikuncheng