“laopo，nibushishuonizaixiaoqumenkouma？zenmeturanjiuhuilaile？”
jiandaosuyuelingdeshenhouhaigenzheyigeren，linwuyueyibiancongjuzilinachubeizidaoshangbaijiu，yibianlvedaizeguaideshuodao：“youpengyoulaizenmeyebuhewoshuoyisheng，xiemanlerenjiazaban。”
“笑疯了笑疯了！”
zhibojiannei，xuduorenzuijiaoguashangxiaorong，youxiexiaodiandiderengengshipengfudaxiao！
suyuelinghebingbingmeiyoujiandaozhibojiandeqingkuang，tamenkeshikandeqingqingchuchu！
刚才的两分钟时间。
linwuyuepaodaolouxiagoumailexuduodecanhe，congmeiyipancailimiandaoruyixietangzhi，weizaolefandianlaiguodehenji！
neizhongfanyingdesudu，yijizaizuihouyimiaozhongxunsuqierudaozhengchangdeqingxu，rangrentanweiguanzhi！
“moyixialinwuyuedeetou，kendinghuiyouhanshui！”
“huangle，linwuyuehuangle！”
“wocao，nanguaidoushuoyoulexifuyanjihengao，wozuotianqucesuochouyan，huilaibeixifuwenwoshibushichouyanle，wolingjiyidong，mianbugaisedeshuomeiyou，haizhanzaidaodedezhigaodianzhizhidiandian！”
“ranhouni，laoge，shibushichenggongle？”
“chenggongle，xianzaidewobuyongshangban，xifuhaitiantianjiwozuofan，rizibuyaotaixiaoyao。”
“weiyidequexianjiushi，zheiyiyuandebingfangbutaishushi……”
“绝绝子！”
……
“zenme？woturanhuilaihedaonilema？”
suyuelinghaoxiaodefangxiabeibao，zuozailecanzhuomianqian。
wenzheneiyourendexiangwei，talvedaijingqideshuodao：“jintianfandianzuodefancaihenhaoa，zheiseze，yaobuwomenyihoudouchifandianlimiandefancaiba？”
“别啊老婆！”
yitingsuyuelingyihoudoudasuanchifandianlimiandefancai，linwuyuelimahuangzhangle：“fandianlimiandefancaiouerchiyixiahaikeyi，jiaqianyouanggui，haimeiyounizuodehaochiyingyang，chiduoleduishentibuhao。”
kaiwanxiao，yaoshitiantiandouchifandiandefancai，neilinwuyuechushideshenfenchizaodouyaopuguang，daoshihoumeitianzuofandekendingshitale。
ouerzuoyixiehaihao，tiantianzuofandouranglinwuyuekongjule。
bujinglineizhongjingchangzuofandeganjue，shiwufatihuidaoduizuofandeyane。
ouerzuofanjiaozuotaoyeqingcao，tiantianzuofanjiaozuobenzhigongzuo。
dangnixihuandeyiyangdongxibianchenglebenzhigongzuo，jibianshidadaodechengduzaizenmechusedouhuiyane……
“wojiushuoshuo，bingbingkuailaizuoxiaba，manghuoleyitianhaohaochidunfan。”
suyuelingdiandaoweizhi，mudejiushixiangyaojiandaolinwuyuedehuangzhangbiaoqing。
dadaolemudetabianganjueduziyoudianele。
cishizhenghaoshizhongwudefandian，daolewangrichifandeshihou。
“haode，xiexieyuelingjie。”
zhanzaiyipangdebingbingzhuangzuohenshuxideyangzi，zuozailesuyuelingdepangbian。
gangcaitayizhiguanwangliangkouzideduihua，chadianjiubiebuzhuxiaochulaile。
“bingbing？nishiyuelinggongsidetongshima？hengaoxingrenshini。”
tidaolebingbing，linwuyuezhengsekanxiangduifang，biaomianshangshuozhehengaoxingrenshi，dankanliansehaoxiangyebushineimedegaoxing。
shenmeshihousuyuelingyouyigejiaozuobingbingdepengyoule？
linwuyuehaiconglaidoumeiyoutingshuoguo。
“bingbingshiwogongsixinlaidezhiyuan，bangwojiejuelehenduodewenti。”
jianlinwuyuexunwen，suyuelinglimakaikoudayuanchang：“jintianwomenyiqinongxiangmutouzideshiqing，wojiuyaoqingtaguolaichifanle。”
“zheiyanga。”linwuyueruoyousuosidediandiantou，duibingbingdetaiduhaolexuduo。
“yuelingzaigongsiliduoxienidebangzhule，jirandajiadouele，neijiuxianchifanba。”
manghuoleneimezhangdeshijian，zongsuannenghaohaodepinchangyixiafancai。
wendudouhaizai，beilinwuyueyonggaizigaizhe，meiyouliushiduoshaodereliang。
jiekaigaizizhihou，zuzujiudaomeishichengxianzailiangrendeyanqian。
guoranshiguoyan！zheibaipanjiubuyiyang！
wangzhezhuomianshangneijiudaobaipanjingmeidefancai，zhuchirenbingbingxinzhonggankai。
benlaibusuanededuzituranjiugugugudejiaochushenglaile……
“吃饭吃饭。”
yishounazhejiubei，yishounazhekuaizidelinwuyuexiaomimidekaikou。
不再废话。
sanrengezidongkuaizi，quanshenxindetourudaochifanzhizhong。
“天啊！”
turan，bingbingtaiqitougankaileyisheng，rangrenzhenchifandelinwuyuehesuyuelingdoumangrankanxiangta。
sihushifaxianzijidebiaoxianyoudiantaikuazhang，bingbingyouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao：“taihaochile，woconglaimeiyouchiguozheimemeiweidefancai。”
“吓我一跳！”
linwuyuekuxiaobude，haiyiweishicongcailimianzhaodaoleshenmebuganjingdedongxi。
tamenliangrenjingchangchizheizhongweidaodecai，suoyoudaoshimeiyouganjueyouduomedekuazhang，danshidiyicipinchangguoyandebingbingbuyiyanga，zuilimianwanquanbeishiwudeweidaochongchi，zhijiweibu！
“haha，zheijiafandiandecaizuodehaishibucuode，woheyuelingdouhenxihuanchi。”
“shia。”suyuelingyefuhedao：“dengshenmeshihouwomenyiqiqufandianlimianchi，daoshihoudetiyanxiaoguogenghao！”
linwuyuedemiansezhouranjianzhihuan，danhenkuaijiudiaojieguolai，meiyouzhanxianchuyisidebuduijing：“keyide，xiayicijiudaoxianchangchi。”
ququdaoxianchangyexiangnanzhuta？
daoshihouziranyoumiaojijiechukunnan！
“kandewoduzidouele，mingminggangcaichiwanleyiguohongshaorou！”
“suxiaojiedeshencaibaochidezheimehao，kanlaishitianshengdea，huanzuoshiwoyoulinwuyuezheiyangdelaogong，baozhengyigeyuepangshijin！”
“bushuole，xiongdimenganfanqule！”
“yibianchidongxiyibiankanzhibo，yeyoushenlinqijingdeganjue。”
“ganfanrenganfanhun，buganfandebushiren！”
zhibojiandeguanzhongjianshaoleyibaiwanzhiduo，dabufendoushiyinweibeichanhenle，doupaoquganfanle。
“jubei，qingzhulaopodexiangmuwanmeizhaobiao！”
lingyibian，linwuyuezhongyuzhaodaolehejiudejiekou，juqileshouzhongdejiubei！
anzhaogongsilimiandeguiding，fuzezheicizhaobiaodesuyuelingnenghuodehenduodejiangjin，shaoshuoyeshijiwankuaidejiangli。
zuizhongyaodeshi，zheirangsuyuelingzaigongsilimiandefenliangtishenglehenduo，baobuzhunxiayicidejinglijiushisuyuelingdanren！
“haode，qingzhuqingzhu！”
zhengzaidakouchicaidebingbinghuangmangnaqilaibeizi，meichengxiangyinweidongzuotaiguoyujinzhang。
beizituranjiandiaoluozaidimian。
砰！
tuhuangsedebeizidiaoluodimian，zhijieshuailiechengweijikuai！