合道诡异。
chuqiwufazhengchangjinshihexiaohuashiwu，yibanzhinengchiliutishiwu，yonglaihuifutili。
biru：zhiwudezhiye、xue、naidengdeng。
lingwai，hedaoguiyibudanyaobuchongshiwu，haidexishiguiyinenglianglaibuchonghunli。
biru：shaodongwushiti，xishiqishitizhongdenengliang。
zhuyi：xishidedongwu，zuihaobuyaoyouwuran，fouze，xishizhejianghuibeiwuran，chanshengbukemingzhuangdebianhua。
zhuyi：hedaoguiyi，yichangzhengui，keyibujidaijiapeiyang！
kanwanjieshao，suyezheicaimingbai，tabunengjinshigutishiwudeyuanyin。
“kanlaizhinenghezhiyele！”
“erqie，wojiushuotouzenmehuiyun，yuanlaishihunlibugoule！”
“suanle，buguanle，xianchifanhuifutili！”
yongliyiji，yigefanqiebeisuyeniebao，guozhishunshiliuruletadezuizhong。
咕嘟——
“haosuan！danyoutinghaochide。”
jiangweibeiwurandefanqiejichuguozhi，quanbuchiwanhou。
shengxiadeguorou，beisuyeyongyipiancaoyebaoguoleqilai。
zheixieweibeiwurandeguorou，keyishishimaijilinju，huandianyouyongdedongxi。
打开脏书。
tilimeiyouhuifu，suyezhunbeixiankankanlinjuguodezenmeyang。
jiaoliupindao，linju（997/1000）：
“linjuzenmeshaole？sheisile，nengshuoyishengma？haoeya，xiangchixi！”
“sirenhenzhengchang，dannizheige**，nengbunengyoudiantongqingxin。”
“doukuaiesile，wotongqingshenme？”
“bieguansilinjule，wodediliquanshizacao，yidianliangshidoumeiyou，genbenzhaobudaoyidianchide，sheiyouchideya，wohaoe！”
“wozheiliyouchide，danniganchima？quanshiqixingguaizhuangdeguiyishiwu！”
“wozheiliyeshiguiyideliangshi，zhanglerouyandefoshougua。
nimennengxiangxiangdaoma，wojindaoleyipianmaomideguatengxia，zhunbeizhaidianfoshouguahuiquchi，meixiangdao，foshouguaguadi，turanquanbuzhengkaiqingyan。
hedewokuzidoushitoule。
bupanimenxiaohua，woyijingsanshisuile，diyicibeiheniao。”
“zhangyanjingdefoshougua？zheiyetaikongbule，wozheibiandeliangshisuiranyouwuranbianyi，danyezhishizhangxiangkongbu！”
“nimenzaishuoshenmeya！bujiushizhangdewaiwainiuniudema！
这不是很正常？
woyiqianjiushizhongdizhuanjiade，wozhongshucai，buyongnongyao，suoyihenduoshihou，caidemoyangdouhuihennankan。
吃就完事了！”
“loushangnizhenshizhuanjia？wozhonglezheimeduoniandedi，yehenshaoshiyongnongyao，danwogaosuni，buyongnongyaodeshucaiguaguo，yebuhuizhangdezheimeniuqu！”
“hehe，pajiubiechi，chijiubiepa，haizhonglezheimeduoniandedi。
gaosunimenyigemimi，zheilideguaguo，zhishizhangdechou，chizhequehenxiang，haiyourouweini！”
“yourouwei？shucaiyourouwei？nibiekaiwanxiaohaobuhao！woganggangchidehuanggua，bingmeiyourouwei！”
“loushangbiedanxin，huangguajiushimeiyourouwei，nichideshizhengchangshiwu。”
“a？neixieguaguoshiwuranguodeshiwu？wohaishuo，weishenmewenzhechouchizhexiang！zenmebana，chilezheixieguaguo，wohuibuhuisi？”
“biedanxin，zhishiwuranbale，wokanguojieshao，zhiyaobuguoliang，chilemeishide，jiushirongyichuxianhuanjue，danwomenwuzishianquande，erqiebaitianyeshianquande，zhiyaoxiaoxinjiubuhuichushi。”
“baitiananquan？loushangnigaoxiaoba！nimennandaomeiyouganshoudaoneigu：lingrenhanzhandemuguangma？”
“muguang？shenmemuguang？”
“woyeganshoudaole，woganjueyouren，yizhizaianziguanchawo。”
zhongrenniyiyan，woyiyanyu。
suyekandeshihou，huibutingfanchaziliao，yanzhengdajiashuohuadekexindu。
kexi，taxianzaizhinengchakanchujiguiyideziliao，ziliaoyouduo，suoyihennanyanzhengdajiahuadezhenjia。
buguohaozai，bushitayigerenyouzheizhongxiguan。
“muguangguiyi，laizishangyiweiguiyinongfu，tasile，beizhongzailezheipiantudishang，danrenmenquewangjileshouhuota，tayizhiyoudangzhe！”
此话一出。
zhongrenshunjiangandaohoubeifaliang。
“womensihou，huibeizhongzaidili？”
“erqiehaihuiwangjishou？”
“wobuyaozhongzaidili，zhongzhiguiyihuiyongdaogezhongxue，gezhongyaoshui，haiyouquchongshenmedehuizhanzaishitishang，wobuyao！woyaohuoxiaqu，wocaibuyaobeizhongzaidili。”
“zheibushinixiangbuxiangdeshi，chilebuganjingdeshiwu，sizhishichizaodeshi。
nimensheiyouganjingdeshiwu，wokeyihetahuan。”
“fanqieroukeyima？guozhibeiwochile！”
jianyourenyoushiwuxuqiu，suyezhunbeishishinengbunengjiaoyidaodianhaodongxi。
kexi，henkuaijiuyourenzhanchulaifanbota。
“fanqierou？gemennigaoxiaoni！fanqiedoubeininonglanle，sheizhidaonidefanqieyoumeiyoubeiwuran，haifanqiezhihele！”
“xiaodao：niguoziruguoyijingchileyixie，keyiguadaojiaoyipindaoshishi，guanfangyanzhengguode，yinggaimeishi！”
“谢谢！”
daowanxie，suyelianmangdakaijiaoyipindao。
rujinzijishenmedouque，yaojiaoyidedongxihenduo，danzuizhongyaode，haishihuoyuan。
takemeiyouwangji，zangshushangshuoguo，tabudanyaochifan，haiyaoxineishenmeguiyinengliang。
erxiangxiguiyinengliang，jiudeshaodongwudeshiti。
火源必不可少。
dianjichakanjiaoyipindaoguize：
muqianzhiyunxuhejiaoliupindaodelinjujiaoyi。
suoyoushangjiadongxi，kouchubaifenzhiershi，yongzuojiaoyishui。
jiaoyierlaidedongxi，keyizanshibeijiaoyipindaobaocunbaxiaoshi。
baxiaoshihouweilingqu，shizuowuchangjuanxianjijiaoyipindao！
“好坑！”
guanbitishi，jiaoyipindao，yijingyouxuduoshangpinshangjia。
beiwuranniuqudefanqie73ge。
beiwuranniuqudehuanggua39ge。
beiwuranniuqubianyihoudehuoxingfoshougua23ge。
beiwuranniuquhoudehuoxingnangua1ge。
beiwurandeshui，tashihuode，yitong！
生锈的镰刀一把。
生锈的菜刀一把。
生锈的木锯一把。
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dongxihenduo，dandoushilaji。
能吃的，一样没有。
dianjiwoyaoshangjiahuowu，zangshuchuxianlepaizhaogongneng。
jiangbaoguodeweibeiwurandefanqierou，fangruhuamianqizhong。
咔嚓——
weibeiwurandefanqieguorou，xiaoshizailesuyedeshouzhong。
“当真神奇！”
weibeiwurandefanqieguoroushangjia，youdanchuleyitiaotishi。
【qingxuanzejiaoyifangshi：tongbijiaoyi、yiwuhuanwu。】
meiyoushenmehaoshuode，suyezhijiexuanzeyiwuhuanwu。
jintiancaidiyitian，sheiyouqiana！
tongshi，tayebiaozhulejiaoyidedongxi：huozhong，muban，tieding，liandao、caidaodengdeng。
都是一些急需的。
zhiyuqitarenyoumeiyou，zheibushitakaolvde。
很快。
jiuyourenjisuyefalailejiaoyixinxi。
“weishengyuan：haoxiongdi，beiwurandefanqie69huanma？”
拒绝！
“haogege，yuanweirehuneineihuanma？”
拒绝！
“haogege，keyimianfeijiwochima？wocanjiren，youruozhizheng！”
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kanleyiquan，meiyouyouyongdedongxi，suyexuanzezanshifangzhe。
rujintilihuifuleyixie，baitianshijianbaogui，haishixianbawarendeshitijinghualezaishuo。
suizheshouzhongguangmangdesaluo，yuanbenbeiqiaolandewaren，biandegenglan。
danqishentishangdefulanweidao，yijingxiaosanlexuduo。
warenguiyidecanqu，zaisuyedejinghuaxia，chedibianchengleyijunengzhongdeputongshiti，
zhiyuxueye，warendexueyeshianlvsede。
erxuetu，bixushihongsede，zhinengyongyezhude。
“zaikankanyezhuzenmenong，shishijinghuahounengbunengchi！”