第4章
“咳咳咳!”
dasaowuzishisanfachulaidehuichenrangmuyunyouzhibuzhudekesou,tatangtangqingfengzongzhudenverweishenmeyaozaizheilishouzheiyangdezui。
manxinbaoyuanshoushiwanlewuzi,muyunyoulaidaoxuyaomianqianwendao:
“shaoshui,woyaoxizao。”
“xizao?chumenwanghouzouwufenzhong,naliyouyitiaoxiaohe,wopingshidoushizainalixidezao。”
zhengzaichifandexuyaowenyantaitoukanleyixiamuyunyouyuqihenshipingdandeshuodao。
“nimennanrenqunaxizaodangranmeiwenti,woyigenvhaiziqunaxinijuedeheshima?”
cishimuyunyouyijingwanquanwangjilexuyaodeshenfenkaikoudashengshuodao。
“zheiyoushenmebuheshidema?”
xuyaowenyanhenshiyihuohebujiedewendao。
“你!你!”
muyunyoubeixuyaoqideqiqiaoshengyan,shijishangzenmehuiyouzheizhongnanren!
咕噜噜。
gangcaishoushiwuzibantian,juliedexiaohaorangmuyunyouduzifachu**。
zuoxiashenzidasuanchifanquefaxianxuyaojingrangenbenjiumeiyouzhunbeizijineifenwankuai。
“kanshenmekan,yaochizijizuoqu,wojiuzuolewozijiyigerendefen。”
xuyaojianmuyunyoukanxiangzijikaikoushuodao,takemeixiangongfuzhaoguzheiweida**,yaobushikanzaitafuqinshiqingfengzongdezongzhu,zijigenbendezuibuqiduifangtazaojiuyijiaosongmuyunyouquxitianjianrulaifole。
cikedexuyaobingbuzhidaozijishilizaizheigeshijiejiujingruhe,zaimingjietajiushiyigexiaolaji,suoyitabianrenweizijizaizheilitongyangshiyigexiaolaji。
muyunyoucongxiaojiushiyahuansihouyouzenmekenenghuizuofan,buguojiusuanesitayejuebuhuixiangxuyaoqiuqing。
zhuanshenhuiwu,xuyaoyelandequguanzheiweida**,chiwanfanbianjiangwankuaishoushihaodasuanchuqusanbuliuliuwan。
likaimuwu,xuyaozouzaizhulindangzhong,yebuzhidaoshibushizijibushiyingzheigeshijiedeyuangu,zheizhouweilingqibeitaxirutineiyihoujiuyourushirudahaibanmeiyousihufanying。
nandaotazheibeizijiuzhudingyaozaizheigeshijiededicengdaixiaquma?
xiangdaocichuxuyaoxinzhongbuyoudeshengqileyifanbeiliangzhiyi,ranershiqingquebingfeitaxiangdeneiyang,tazhisuoyixishoulingqijinrutineiduixiuweimeiyourenhebangzhuzhishiyinweitadexiuweiyijingchaoguolezheigeshijiedejixian,yibanlingqiduitagenbenjiumeiyouzuoyong。
“哎~”
yishengzhangtanturancongmuqiufengkouzhongfachu,erjiuzaitagankairenshengdeshihouqianfangturanchuxianleyigerenying,xuyaozixiyikanfaxianjingranshizhangzhilanneigechouyatou。
“徐耀!”
zhangzhilanzaikanjianxuyaoyihouganmanghuishoudazhaohu,jianciqingkuangxuyaodandanyixiaotongyizhaoshoudaleyigezhaohu。
“zhenmeixiangdaonijingranzhennengtongguoqingfengzongliandanceshijinruqingfengzong,erqiehaishineimen。”
zhangzhilanlaidaoxuyaohoukaikoushuodao,zheigeyatouzhishicongzhishikouzhongdatingdaolexuyaozaiqingfengzongdezhuchu,bingmeiyouzhidaoduifangjutizhiwei,zhiyiweiduifanghezijiyiyangdoushiqingfengzongneimendizi。
“yunqi,doushiyunqi。”
xuyaokuseyixiaorucishuodao。
“kongpabushiyunqiba,niliandanshuizhunyinggaizaisanpinyishangba。”
“嗯。”
“kanbuchulainiyinzangtingshena,yilushangwojingrandoumeiyoufaxiannijuranshiyimingsanpinliandanshi。”
zhangzhilanxianzaiduixuyaodehaoganshiyuelaiyuegaole,zheigenanrenzongshinengjichurangtayixiangbudaodejingxi。
ruciyoushenmigandeyigenanrenduizhangzhilandeshashangxingjueduishihuimiejibie。
“e....haihao,haihao。”
yuanbenxuyaoshidasuanbazijiqipinliandanshishenfengaosuzhangzhilan,dandangtakanjianzhangzhilanneiyifudeyiyangyangzirenweikantouzijidebiaoqingyihoutahaishijuedingzanshihaishibuyaogaosuduifangzheigeshiqingle。
yimiandajidaoduifang,rangtachanshengxinliyinying。
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zhengdaogongtongliuzong,qizhongqingfengzongpaixingdiwu,modaoyouwuzong,qizhongxuemotangjuliqingfengzongzuijin。
modaodedaoxiaoxi,qingfengzonghuodeleyiweiqipinliandanshi,yigeqipinliandanshinengzaochengdejushiyingxiangxiangxinbuyongduoshuogeweiyinggaidouqingchu。
mianduizheituruqilaideqipinliandanshimozongjichudefanyingjiushi,rangjuliqingfengzongzuijindexuemotangpaichushashoushasizheimingqipinliandanshi。
bijingyibanqingkuangxiazheiliandanshixiuweidoubuhuitebiegao,zheimingqipinliandanshixiuweidingtianyejiushijindan,tamenpaichusanmingjindandianfengqiangzhequshatanandaohainengshibai?
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songzouzhangzhilan,xuyaohuidaojiazhongshuijue。
diertianqingchen,xuyaoweimuyunyouxujiewanjingmaiyihoubianqishendasuanchuqucaigouyixieshicai,dasuanzhongwuzuodunhaodelaikaolaoyixiaziji。
“zheijiushichuanshuozhongdeqipinliandanshi?”
“ng,genjuqingbaolaikanyinggaibucuo。”
“kezheishibushiyouxietainianqingle?”
“nigenaocan,duifangjingranshiqipinliandanshinandaojiubuhuilianzhichuyikezhuyandanjizijima!”
“kewozenmeganjuebudaotadexiuweia?”
“yinggaishiyongshenmebanfajiyangaizhule,yaobushizanmenyouqingbaohaizhenjiufaxianbulezheikanqilaiheputongrenmeiyourenhequbiedeqipinliandanshi。”
zhulindangzhongyinzangshenxingdesanmingjindandianfengxiuweishashouhuxiangchuanyinjinxingtaolun。
“woxiantouxi,nimenkanzhunshijizaigenshang。”
sanrendangzhongjulixuyaozuijindeyirenchuanyinwanbiyihoubianhuazuoyidaoxunfengzhouranlaidaolexuyaoshenhou。
嘭!
henhenyizhangpaizaixuyaohoubeishangmian,shengyinhendaquebingmeiyouduixuyaozaochengshenmeshanghai。
“nizhaowoyoushenmeshima?”
xuyaoyilianyihuodeniutoukanxiangnanrenwendao。
gangcaitazhiganjuehoubeibeirenqingqingpaileyixia,haiyiweishizheirenzhaozijiyoushenmeshiqing。
嗖!
jianciqingkuangzhongniannanrendajingshise,chouchuyaojianbishoumengranhuaxianglexuyaobojing。
当!
bishoujianshenduanchengliangbanluozaidishang,zhongniannanrenzhanzaiyuandiyouxiefamengyouxiebumingbaizheishishenmeqingkuang。
“我内个擦?!”
duifangzheigejudongrangxuyaodunshimingbaizheigenanrenshiguolaishazijide!
zhuanshenbianpaoxuyaomeiyourenhechiyi,taniang,de,haihaogangcaiduifangnachudebishouzhiliangyouwenti,yaoburangangcaiyijixiaqutabaozhengderentouluodi。
咻!
zhongniannanrenjianciqingkuanglaibujiduoxiang,xiuzhongshengsuofeichuchanzailexuyaoshenshang。
“妈妈我要挂了!”
xuyaoxinzhongbengkui,zijidianzenmejiuzheimebeini!
shijingyizhuai,xuyaodunshibianbeizhongniannanrenlinhuidaolemianqian,anchudeqitaliangrenjianciqingkuangyebuzaiyinzangfenfenchulaijiangxuyaotuantuanweizhu。