第3章 给你画个猛的

jiedaoshang,hunshenshixuedesangerenzhengzaitaowang,houmianliangzhieguiyouxiandezhuizhuzhe。

zheishiyiduizhongnianfufu,liangrenzhenglazheyigenvhaier,pinmingdetao,nvhaiertoushanghaidaizheshengridangaolimiansongdemaozi,jintianshitashibasuishengri,yijiasankouzhengzaiqingzhu,meixiangdaozhaolaieguipomenerru。

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这是非得要吃人啊!

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“niganggangbushishuo,womenyaoshenmenidoujima,zenmehaipaoni?”shenhou,eguiyinsensendehuayuchuanlai。

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“heng,wozuitaoyanpianzi,nilianguidoupian,neiwojiuxianchileni!”yizhieguiyanzhongluchushixuedeguangmang。

lingyizhieguiguaixiaodao:“neiwojiuchilenilaopo,haha……”

“ninverxipinenroude,womenbuhaotoutouxiangyong,huitousongjiwomendawangzhenghao!”

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嗤啦!

eguishenxingbaodong,laidaonanrenshenhou,yidaopixialai,dunshixianxuefeijian,nanrenbeishangxueroufanfei。

“a!”nanrencanjiaoyisheng,shuaidaozaidi,shenbiandelaopohaiziyeshixiangjishuaidao。

liangzhieguishunjianlaidaosanrenmianqian,manliancanrendexiaorongkanzhe。

“paoa,nimenzenmebupaole?”eguiguyiwendao。

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eguidehuarangyijiasankouliansejubian,nanrencangbaideliansefuxianyimozhengning。

“laotianwuyana,renyoueguixingxiong,weishenmejiubunengyileibatamenquanpile!”

nanrenyangtianpaoxiao,tamenshirenquehuodexiangshicaiyiyang,suishiyoubeieguichidiaodekeneng。

这是什么样的道理!

tadezheihuashunjianjinule,liangzhiegui,yiguiyidaojiangtadeliangtiaoshoubeidouzhanlexialai。

“a!”nanrenzaicitongkudeaihaoyisheng,shuangbeizhishangxianxuepenyongerchu。

“hahaha,bunenglangfeile!”

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“buyaowangxiangzhentiansineiqunfeiwumennengjiuni,yebuyaoxiangzhenengchuxianjiushizhu,renjianchizaobianchengxindedifu,jiushitaishankaiqiyezudangbule!”

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“baba!”nvhaierkuhanyisheng,pudaonanrendeshitishanghaotaodakuqilai。

“duonendeshenzia,daizhexiangweidexueshi,bizheilaotouqiangtaiduole,kexiwodengwufuxiangyong。”liangzhieguiyanchandekanzhenvhaier。

turan,liangguizhangkaixuependakou,chaozhenanrendeshitiyaoqu,xianxueshitamendeshiwu,roushentongyangyeshi。

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“nibiezheji,yihuierwojiudainihuiquxianjijiguiwangdaren,jiejiejie……”

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nvhaieryanzhengzhengkanzhezheiyimu,juewangwuzhudeqingxumimanxintou,weishenmemeiyourennengzuzhizheixieeguia?

ruguoyourennengshadiaozheiliangzhieguitifuqinbaochou,tayuanyifuchuyiqie!

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dangtamenzhangkaidakouyaoqudeshihou,jieweihuranchuanlaiyizhenbaohe。

“dai,niechu,haibususutuiqu!”

liangzhieguidunshiluchujingkongdeshense,kanxiangjieweineidaoheianzhongdeshenying,nandaoshizhentiansiderenlaile?

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“budui,zhentiansiderenshuohuanalihuizheimekeqi,shisheizaizhuangshennonggui?”qizhongyizhieguinuhouyisheng。

suizhetadehousheng,jieweideludenghuranliangqi,suhuadeshenyinglulechulai。

liangguikandaotadedabanhou,doushisonglekouqi,zheirendabanmoyangbingbushizhentiansideren。

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liangzhieguitongshidongshen,chaozhesuhuazhijiepiaoleguoqu。

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“liangzhichusheng,xiaoyejinimenhuayigemengde!”

liangzhieguisudubuman,qingkejianlaidaosuhuamianqian,luchukouzhongdeliaoya。

“huashenmeni,mashangdouyaosile,buyaobaifeiliqile。”eguiyinsensendeshuodao。

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“huahaole!”jiuzaizheishi,suhuashouqibi,songlekouqidao。

kantalianshangmeiyousihaojuyi,fanerhenmanzudekanzhezijidehuazuo,liangzhieguiyeshixiayishidekanleguoqu。

zhijianqiangbishanghuadejuranshiyizhigui,pitousanfakanbuqingmianmu,chuanzheyishenlansedeyifu,shouwanshanghaidaizheyigeyinsedeshouzhuo。

“xiaozi,nishishenmegui,nicongnalijiandaode?”eguiwendao,tazheixiayebujizhechidiaosuhua,fanzhengyetaobuchutadeshouzhangxin。

suhuashoulizhuandongzhebi,xiaoyinyindekanzhelianggui,shuodao:“xiangzhidaoa,zheihaibujiandan,zhuanshenkankanjiuzhidaole。”

liangguixiayishidezhuanguoshen,jingkongdefaxianqiangbishangneizhiguijiuzaitamenshenshang。

轰!

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“nishishei?”liangguitongshiwendao。