“xianbai，shiwenmitabudongshi，wocai……”lizhiweitaiyan，lianshangxunsuhuanshangweiqudebiaoqing。
“出去。”
jiangxianbaizhongfuleyibian，yuqiyiranpingwen，kelizhiweizhidaozheinanrenzaishengqi，bianbuganduoyanzhuanshenlikai。
wenmizhanzaineiliyidongbudong，tahaichenjinzaigangcailizhiweihuayusuoshifangchudexinxili。
jiangxianbaizaibeidilizuzhizijijiexi？
可……为什么？
tamenyoubushijingzhengguanxi，erqieliangrenhaodaihaishitongxue，taweishenmeyaozhenduita？
真的莫名其妙。
jiangxianbaiguanshangmen，congtashenbianjingguo，zaitaduimiandeshafashangzuoxia。
qinglengdemouzizainvrenshenshangzhileyishun，mouseanlexialai。tajintianchuanlejianyizijiandeheiseduanqun，luchuyijiejingzhisuoguheyingbaijifu，rouruandezhenzhimianliaogoulechumanmiaoshenxing，lianshanghualedanzhuang，wufahongchun，yishuanghuliyanhenshigouren。
mingyanzhangyangdemeimao，dianxingderenjianfuguihua。
mingzhitabuxihuan，haishiguyidabanchengzheigemoyang，zheishizaihetazhiqi？
nanrenchunxianmindebizhi，danhaishichaonvrenshenchushou，dengzhetaxiangyiwangyiyangguaiqiaoqianzhutadeshou。
“还在生气？”
“因为那场吻戏？”
wenmitingbudongtazaishuoshenme，yuqishuleng，“jiangxiansheng，wolaishiliaojieyuede。”
saoleyiyannvrenchuizaishencewudongyuzhongdeshou，jiangxianbaiyanshenchenlexialai，huanhuanshouhuishou。
yuanbentaxiangjieshiyixianeichangwenxi，dantalengdandetaidurangtajuedetazaiwuliqunao。
“jieyue？wenmi，nizhidaonihegongsideheyuehaiyouliunianma，yinian300wanweiyuejin，suanshangbiedepeichangjin，nizhishaoyaopeigongsiliangqianwan。”
wenmidanrandishuo：“jiangxiansheng，wobuqueqian。”
“yinweinijialiyouqian，nijiukeyisiyihunao？wenmi，niyizhidoumeibianguo。”nanrencuqimei，sihushiyaneyouxiangshiwang。
talvexianfanzaodichelechelingdai，songkaichenshandingduandekouzi，wanghouyangkaozaishafabei，shenxiyikouqi，shuo：“wenmi，wogangxiafeiji，zheigexingqiwoshuijuedeshijianlianershigexiaoshidoubugou，jiuweilenengjinkuaiganhuilushikanni，ninengbienaoma？”
“nizenyangle，touhaitengma？”taruanxiakouqi，congshafashangqishen，zhandaonvrengenqian，zaiyicixianglatadeshou。
wenmijingtidihoutuiyibu，nanrendezhijiancazhetadexiaoweizhi，pulegekong。
“qihuanjiaodeshi？”jiangxianbaikanzhezhuakongdeshou，lengleyixia，jixushuo，“wenmi，nibushihezheibuxi。”
“tanbaishuo，nigenbenbushiheyanxi，nineidianyanjigenbenshangbuledapingmu。”
wenmibeiqixiao，jinjinyinweitagerenpianjianjiufoudingtaquanbudenuli，siziboduotajiejubendejihui。
tapingshenmedingyita，youyoushenmequanlizhangkongtaderensheng？
“jiangxianbai，shibushihebingbushinishuolesuan。xingcineigejiaosewoyijingtongguoshijing，neijiushuomingdaoyanrenkelewo。”
“womeihunao，yinweinidexingwei，rangwojuedejixuliuzaizheiyangdegongsimeiyourenheyiyi，suoyiwoyaoqiujieyue。”
“nishuozhende？”jiangxianbaixianqimou，jintiandenvrenyingqidefanchang，congqian，tazaijiaozong，yehuizaitamianqianshoulianqizhuaya，wenshundexiangzhixiaomao。
“wanglenidangchushizenmechanzheworangnijinzhixianlema？”
wenmiwojinquantou，lianpiyoudiancitong。
cao，tazenmebujideyouzheihuishi？！
jingjigongsineimeduo，liangnianqiandezhixianhaishijianxiaogongsi，taweishenmefeiyaojinzhixianbuke？
一定是脑子有包。
“neisuanwoyouyanwuzhu。”
tafanlegebaiyan，suijifankaishoubao，nachuyizhangheikarengzaidishang，“weiyuejindouzailimianle，mingtianwodelvshihuilianxinimen，bugouhetatan。”
jiangxianbaiyishunbushundingzhenvrenjuejuedeliankan，“xing，wenmi，nibiehouhui。”
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泸市某高级会所。
“amian，tingshuonineigexiaoqingmeipaixichuledianyiwai？”
“嗯。”
xiuzhangdezhijianjialegenyan，nanrenditou，dianhuo，huibaiyanwuhuanhuanshengqi。
“manzhe，nigaibuhuituidiaoshimisidadaoyandeyaoyuehuiguo，jiushiweilenidexiaoqingmeiba？”
xiaochuyanbanmizheyan，yiliantanjiu。
shengmianxianmounilehaoyouyiyan，“woxianggeshazi？”
xiaochuyanmeigudongledong，bukefouren，zhiyaobushishazi，jiubuhuijujueshimisidaoyandexiyue。
但话说回来。
tamenzheiqunrendoushiyigequanzizhangdade，sheibuzhidaoshengmianyuwenmishuihuoburong，pashizhiyouliangjiazhangbeishizhongbeimengzaiguli。
shengmianshishenmeren，ziyibujidexiangtouxiaogulang，tadejiazhiguanbunengyongshisuyanguanghengliang，jiuxiangtamingmingshishengjiajichengren，quefangzheruodadejiazucaituanbuguan，turanyitouzhajinyulequan。
yinci，shengmianhaizhenkenengweiledangmianxiuruwenmijiju，fangqishimisidaoyandeda**。
bijingshengshaoyejiushizheiyangrenxing。
ai，taliangzheideduodadechoua。
“yuanlaishenglaoshiyougexiaoqingmei？tayeshiyulequandema，shisheiya？”chensisihaoqiwen。
nanrendandandeyanfengsaoguolai，liangsousoude，tasesuoleyixia，ganjinbishangzui。
suihou，shenliangjigaodenanrenqishen，chaoxiaochuyandiuxiayiju“xiabuweili”，jingzhilikaibaoxiang。
xiaochuyanshanshandimolemolian，shengmianyixiangzhuzhongyinsi，danjinwantahaishimeiyoutiqiandazhaohujiudaizhexinnvyoucanjiatamendejuhui。
yinweichensisishishengmiandefensi，zidatingshuotaheshengmianshifaxiao，bianyangzhetadaitaqiaoyiyanzhenren。
zheibugangzhuidaoshourehuzhema，ziranjiuyingxiale。
“ayan，woshibushireshenglaoshibugaoxingle？”chensisiwucuodiwangxiangnanyou。
xiaochuyanxintengdilouzhetadejiananwei：“meiyou，amianzhishibuxihuanbierentitadexiaoqingmei。”
“weishenmea？tamenguanxibuhaoma？”
“他们啊……”
xiaochuyanxiangqineiliangcongxiaodaodaganguodewushuchangjia，yibenzhengjingdishuo：“bazibuhe，amianzuitaoyanderenjiushitale。”
chensisiruoyousuosi，huerwanqichun，zhuanyihuati：“womenlaoshishuoxianzaiyoubujudenvsikonglechulai，ayan，woxiangshishi，nishuohaobuhao？”
“xinga，wobaobeizuibangle。”
……
hunandeguangxianxia，fuwushengtuikaiqizhongyijianbaoxiangdemen，suiji，yigenvrenguikulanghaodeshengyinxiangcheguodao。
有点耳熟。
shengmiantingxiajiaobu，zhouqimei。
唐西若？
neixiaokubaoxianglaihetangxiruoxingyingbuli，tayezaizheier？
guishishenchadi，nanrentaibuchaozheneijianbaoxiangzouqu，touguomenshangdeboli，baoxiangneideyimurushuluoruyandi。
tangxiruozhengbeiyiqunnanmocuyongzhe，shouliwozhemaikefengsihou，yuxiasansanliangliangdenanmosuizheyinleqiwu，wuzirela，tangxiruoneihuoshibushijianjiaoyisheng。
至于那只小哭包……
啧，挺会玩的。
nanrenweixiandimilemiyan。