第三章 收起你那些把戏!

disanzhangshouqinineixiebaxi!

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“buguoyinianweijian,fengwumeimeidaoshizhangbenshile,ng?”

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“e,xiangbizhizoucuomenleba!”

tadingshilaizhaoyunyurande!

xiangdaozheier,yunfengwuxinzhongyisuan,dakaimen,jiuyaobarentuichuqu。

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yunfengwutingdao“weihunqi”sangezi,maodouzhaqilaile,

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“tuihun?benwangbutongyi。”

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他怎么没躲?

junxuanqingmeitouqingzhou,yibajiangrenloujinhuaili,wunaitanqi:“xiaodongxi,yahaitinglihai。”

“niguaiguaitongbenwangzhuzaiyiqi,fouze,benwangjiuxungeyoutou,zhinimenjiadezui!”

云凤梧心颤了颤。

果然!

zheisiguoranshidaizhejihuijiuweixieziji!

云凤梧气的想打人。

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“nizouzhiqian,bushishuozaiyebuhuihuilailema?”

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“shuiba。zailuandong,jiudizhengfa!”

云凤梧:“???”

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“meimei,nikesuanshihuilaile!biepa,jiusuanshinimingshenghuaile,dieniangyebuhuipaoqinide......”

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junxuanqingyijingbuzhiquxiang。

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chourenxiangjian,yunfengwuxinzhongzhiyouwujinhenyi!

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“zhiyushezhengwangneibianruoshijiangzui,jiejiezihuiquqiushezhengwangkuanshu!meimeizhiguanfangxinjiushi。”

shuodehaoyifanqingzhenyiqie!

yunfengwulengxiaoyisheng,he,guorangenqianshiyiyang。

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一箭三雕,够狠!

tajiangshouchouchulai,mianwubiaoqingdao:

“你哭够了没有?”

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shuowan,yunyuranbianzhuanshenyaowangwaizouqu。

raner,quebeiyunfengwulengshengjiaozhu:“dengdeng!”

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zhiyaotayiku,yunfengwubiranhuishouzuwucuo,tingzhirenzhile。

kexi,zheiyici,yunyuranshiwule。

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“jiranmeimeizheimeshuo,woburusilesuanle!”

shuohuajian,tabianchaozhezhuozijiaohenhendezhuangleguoqu!

yucitongshi,menwai,yimohualishenyingzhengzoujinlai。