第1章前男友问我
“baotou，dunxia，buxudong！”
baoxiangdamenbeirenmengdituikai，wohaimeilaidejifanying，jiubeiyizhidashoucubaodianzaiqiangshang。
“womensaohuangzude，jiedaojubao，nimendefuwushexianweifa，qingsuoyourenguaiguaidundaoqiangjiao！”
woganjinjieshi：“asir，gaocuole，wobushixiaojie，woshi......”
wohaimeishuowan，pangbiandejiemeijiugenzhehanqilai：“woshilaizhuajiande，asir，wolaogonglaizheiliwan。”
wodangchangmengbi，tabawodehuajishuole，zheixiasheixin？
“asir，woshixuesheng，womazaizheilishangban，wolaikanwomade。”
“asir，woyeshi......”
“cacaca”，yiliujizhechuangjinlaipaizhao，woganjinzhuanguolianqu。
jiuzaizheishi，woturankandaoleyizhangshuxide、jiuweidelian——wodeqiannanyou！
qiannanyoudeqiangguanduosuoleyixia，renchulewo。
wonaozi“guang”diyixiaquanmale，ditoukanlekanshenshangdeyifu......
zheiyifushijiemeijiewode，tashuojinbaoxiangdechuanzheige，buranbujijin，jiumeifazhuajianle。
yuguangmiaozheqiannanyoudeheisejingfu，yijitazhandebizhibizhideshenzi，wochadianmeifazikong。zheijinian，hunyinwanquanshibai，wozheishiyouduochou！
yanqianyijinggoulangbeile，shenhouhaiyidijimao。
suihou，wogendajiayiyangbeiyashanglejingche，tahetongshimenzuochengyipai，muguangpingzhi，yifuzuohuaibuluan、zhengrenjunzideyangzi。
daolejingju，zhimiancandanrensheng。wobuganqukanta，tayesihuguyizaibikaiwo。
“程勇！”
turanjingguanhanleyisheng，qiannanyoupaoleguolai，wodexinmengdiyiti。
“guanguanneixienvren，rangtamendouanjingdian！”
“是。”
chengyongsaolewoyiyan，“daobianshangdunzhe，buxujiaotoujieer。”
woxinxiang，poguanziposhuai，bailanba。wochangshicongtadejiaoduwangguolai，huamianyaoduoguiyiyouduoguiyi，yiduichuanzhedilingduanqundenvpujijizhazhadixiaozhe，zhongjiandunzhegemandizhaobiaoqingdeqiannvyou。
aiyinsitandexiangduilunshiduide，kuaileshiduanzande，gangashizuimanzhangde。
wodexinmeiyimiaodouzaidizhexue，fenshouzheimeduonian，haiduocimengdaota，buzhidaotaguodezenyang，dengdaozhenjianzhedeshihou，youhenbudezheiyiqiedouzaimengli。
tahuiqianlaonainaiguomalu，qianxiaoxueshengguomalu，jiushibuhuizaiqianzhewodeshouguomalule。buzhidaotajiehunmeiyou，hunyinhuibuhuiyexiangwozheibanburuyi？
fenshoushishuodezhufu，douweilegou。
chengyongzoudaowomianqian，zhuzulesanmiaozhong，wochelechezuijiao：“hai，jingguan。”ranhoubaichuyifuoodeyangzi。
“yigegeanshunxuguolailukougong，jiucongnikaishiba。”chengyongduizhewoshuo。
看来这关难过了。
wokanlekantabangongzhuohoumiandeshizhong，banyeshierdianban。
“xiantianziliao。”tagongshigongbandishuo。
wonaqibi，qianxiadaming，tianhaoshenfenzheng，dijiao，kantagenbugenwoxiangren。
woniletayiyan，zhijiantademuguangzaiwomingzishangchichuleyihui。woyiweitayaogenwoxiangrenle，jiusuanbushiqinglv，yecengjingshitongxue。
ranerbingmeiyou，tajiezhewen：“yigewanshangduoshaoqian？zuoduojiule？”
jinguanzuohaolexinlizhunbei，kedangtalixinggongshidiwenchulaideshihou，wohaishineimecubujifang。
guoyihui，tahaoxiangxiwangwoshuohuangside，butingdiyongbiqiaoqiaozhuozishangdezhi，shiyizuoyoumeiqitaren。
danwojuedetayeshixiangbaofuwoba，dangnianfenshoushiwotichude，wojideliyouhenchedan，moshileyigenanrendezunyan。
“sannianle，yigewanshangjibaidaojiwandouyou。”zheishiyaoyugaosuwode。
zaicheshangdeshihouwojiuxianghaole，zijihuodezheimeshibai，laogongchuguihaiyaobeiqianrenweiguan，jiexialaizenmehuo？haiburutouyingyidian，ningkedangxiaojieyebuyaodangyuanfu。
wojianzhuozishangyouyigenmeichouwandeyan，yebuzhidaoshibushitade，naqilaijiuchou。
dagaishizheiyanjilewodanzi，woxinkoucihuangdishuoleyidui，tingshangquzhengjuquezao，zhenshiwubi，poguanziposhuaile，sheihaizaiyishei！
chengyongbutingdijiluzhe，tadeshouqingqingzhandouzhe，zheizhongqingkuangxia，womenshizaidoumeiyouxiangrendeliyou，yemeixiangrendebiyao。
tadeshouhaishixiangyiqianneimehaokan，lianshangmiandeqiangjiandoutebiexinggan。
meixiangdaotayezaikanwodeshou，wolianmangsuoleqilai，wodeshoubingbuhaokan，qunianranglaogongjiwomaitaixiwanji，tatuoleyinianyemeimai。
wojilirenzhuyanlideleishui，zhuaizhuaidiwenta：“asir，niwenwanlema？”
chengyongtanlekouqi，“nihenxiangworenshideyigeren。”
womeixiangdaotahuizheimeshuo，bushixiangren，yebushibuxiangren，bukuishidangnianzuoaoshudegaoshou，naozidouzhuandebibierenkuai，jiaoduqingqi。
wentihuidaowozheibian，renhaishiburenni？
womengxileyikouyan，“asir，shibushilaotaoledian？doushenmeniandaile，haiyongzheizhongfangfadashan。”
chengyongxiangxiaodanxiaobuchulai，zhenghaowaimianchuanlaiyizhenjingchedemingsheng，wowangchuangwaiwangqu，danjianchemenlizouchuyichuanwaiwainiuniudenanren，youdehegaole，youdehetuile。
“进去！”
jingyuanmencushengcuqidiganzhetamen。
jiuzaizheishi，wokanjianwolaogongle。
neijiannanren，haichuanzhezaoshangwojitayunhaodexizhuang。
woxinkoududehuang，dakoudakoudihuxizhe，xianggebingren，huitoukanjianchengyongzhengzaikanwo。
wodagaishinaoxiuchengnu，endiaoyantou，chuichuyikouliaoraodeyanwu，xuezheyaoyudeyangzi，meitouyitiao，“youkongjidecallwo。kougongshangyouwodedianhua。”