第1章 见到了我未来的老婆

“touzhentemeteng,zheibangxiaotuzaizijingranganguanwo,dengwohuigongsileyidingdehaohaojiaoxunnimenyidun……”

chenghaoyouyoudizhengkaileyan,chengzhechenzhongdetoulu,jiannandizuoqishenlai。

tajidezuotiangongsilidetongshidouzaijingtajiu,jihudouburangtachuankouqi,suoyitaguoduanjiuhegaole。

andaoli,xianzaibuyinggaishizaijiama?

这是在哪?

dengchenghaochedikanqingchuyanqiandechangjingshi,dunshihedemudengkoudai,kaikoujiubaoleyijucukou。

huibaideqiangbishangguazhebizhongmingxianyouleyixieniantou,biaomianluoleyicengmengmengdehui。

jiangtaishangzhanzheyigedizhonghaizhongniannanren,tadeshouzhongpengzheyibenjiaokeshu,gaokaijiangdijiangzheshangkeneirong。

dixiazuozhedexueshengmenbushihunhunyushui,jiushizaiditouwanzheshouji。

chenghaoyetongqitarenyitongzuozaiqizhong,tadetongkongzhouranyizhen,zheilizheimeshuxi……

zheibujiushitadedaxuexuexiaoma?

“nanbuchengwozheishizhongshengle?”

naozilituranmengshengchuzheimeyigeniantou,jiulianchenghaoyejuedebukesiyi,zhenjingdidengyuanleyishuangyan。

zuowantazhibuguoshiheduole,yijuexinglai,jingranzhijiezhongshengdaoshinianqian,yejiushitabiyedezheiyinian。

gujishizuowanheduolezaiwaimiandongsile……

bingbushishuochenghaoyouweibuxianzhidenengli,ershiyinweitakandaolekezhuoshangfangzhedelaorenjishangmianxianshideriqi。

erlinglingbaniansiyueshierri。

julibiyeyejiubudaolianggeyuedeshijian。

jinnianshichenghaobiyedeyinian,tongyangyeshiyudaoweilailaopolinxinlandezheiyinian。

yejiushizaizheigexueqi,linxinlanzhuanlezhuanyezhijiecharudaotamenban,liangrenzheicaixiangyu。

anzhaojiyizhongdeweizhisouxun,chenghaodemuguangluozaileqianpaideyigenvxueshengshenshang,mingmingzuozaijiaoshilidedaxueshengyunyun。

pianpiantaqueneimeyinrenzhumu。

guangshikanyiyanjiuzugourangchenhaolunxian,zheigeshihoudelinxinlanhaishixiaohua,tayeshizouledayuncaiqutazuolelaopo。

shuoqilailiangrenqishizaidaxuedeshihouhaimeizaiyikuai,shizaigongzuolehaojinianyihouliangrencaizaiyiqi。

xianzaidelinxinlantongshinianhoudetakanqilaizhinenxiexu,wuguanhaimeizhangkai,queyunhanzheyiguqingsedetianmei。

yizhizairenzhentingkedelinxinlanbingweizhuyidaoyourenzaikanta,tadeshenqingrenzhen。

zhazhegaomaweideta,luchulexuebaixiuzhangdebojingxian,rutongtianeyibandeyouya。

congchenghaozheigejiaodu,zhenghaonengkandaolaopowanmeiwuxiadecelian,gaotingdebiliang,haiyouneizhangyingtaoxiaozui。

tajidongditunleyikoutuomo。

zheikebujiushihuotuotuode**!

meixiangdaoshinianqiandelaopojingranzheimedetianmeikeai,kandechenghaoxinliyuefayangyang,henbudelouzhelaopodangchangqinre。

danshitayeyishidaozheihuiliangrenhaibushu。

lingtahenqingchudeshi,laopozaidaxuedeshihoujiumeitanguolianai,zhangdezheimehaokan,shuotameiyouyalineishijiade。

【quanxiaodoudingzhexiaohualaopozheikuaifeirou,daoshihoubeirenjiezuxiandenglezenmeban?】

【yaobuwotiqiangenlaopobaguanxidingle?jiupazhongjianhuichuxianbiangu……】

zheibiandechenghaohaizaikunao,shubuzhiqianpaiyuanbenrenzhenzuobijidelinxinlanlianseyizhenhongyizhenbai,wozhebideshouyidun。

bijiancazhezhimianhuachuyidaonantingdemocasheng。

她刚刚没有听错吧?

jingranyourenchenghutaweiweilailaopo?

【meixiangdaoshinianqiandelaoposhencaikezheimebang,zhangdeyeneimepiaoliang,jianzhijiushijipin】

jiuzailinxinlanyiweishitatingcuoledeshihou,neidaoshengyinyouzaitadeerzhongxiangqi,hedetahunranyigejiling。

谁?

谁在说话!

tadexiaolianshangmanshizhenjing,houbeidoushengqileyiguhanyi,jinghuangdixiangsizhoukanqu。

weishenmezheigeshengyinyoudianershu?

kanzhezhouweidetongxuewubushimaizhetou,weiduhoupaichenghaozaineixingfendemoquancazhang,tayejiuduokanleyiyan。

linxinlandemeitousuijiyizhou。

dajiazenmejiugenmeitingdaoyiyang?

mingmingneigeshengyinneimeda,haoxiangjiushizaitaerbianshuohuayiyang,zheimedadeshengyinmeiliyousuoyourendoutingbujiana?

duishanglaopodeshixian,kebietichenghaoduokaixinle,xinlizaojiumeizizidilekailehua。

【nanbuchenglaopodaxuejiuxihuanwole?】

【kanneixiaoyanshen,juebishizheiyang!guoranwojiushijiuyishaonvdemeng,lianlaopozheiyangdejipinxiaohuadoudongxinle!】

yuanbenhuiguoshendelinxinlan,gangyaozhunbeitingke,neidaoshengyinyouzaitaerbianxiangqile,zaicihedetahunshenyidou。

tadelianseshabai,jiannanditunleyikoukoushui,lianmangtuiletuishenpangdetongzhuo:“niyoumeiyoutingdaoshenmeshengyin?”

shuidemimihuhudetongzhuomengdiyibeituixing,tabuyiweirandidaleyigehaqian:“shengyin?shenmeshengyin?”

“xiakelinghaimeixianga。”

linxinlanjihongleyan,manghuanglehuangtongzhuodeshoubei:“bushixiakeling,shishuohuasheng!”

zheihuijiuliantongzhuodekeshuichongdoumeile,tayilianyihuo:“zheilijiunigenwoshuohuaa。”

这……这怎么可能。

tamingmingtingdaoleyourenzaishuohua。

nanbuchengshitachuxianlehuanjuebucheng?

【xianzaizhijiegenpiaolianglaopoquedingguanxi,woyaolouzhetadexiaomanyaotiantiangunchuangdan,bataxunfudefufutietiede】

那道声音又响起了!

linxinlandetongkongzhouranyisuo,wozhebidezhijianyonglidaofanbai,weishenmelaohantalaopo!

到底是谁这么讨厌!

zheibianhaizaixiangdemeizizidechenghao,naobuzhetajiaoxunlaopodehuamian,pengzhetouzaojiuxiaokailehua。

qianshilaopolaojiaoxunta,kebatabiehuaile,yaoshizheiyishi……

“chenghao,nijiwozhanqilai!”

toudingshangfangturanxiangqileyidaobaohe,hedechenghaohunranyigejiling,xiayishidizhanleqilai。

yebuzhidaofudaoyuanshenmeshihouzoudaoletademianqian,pixiaoroubuxiao:“nidaoshishuoshuo,shenmeshibanijimeide。”

“笑成那样!”

zheixiajiaoshiliqitatongxuemendouhuiguoshenle,yigegedoupengfudaxiao,dengzhekanchenghaodehaoxi。

zheikenanweilechenghao,tashanshandimolemo,ganjinzhengyanshuoxiahua:“neishiyinweifudaoyuannishuodetaihaole!”

“rangwolijielezheipianwenzhang,neishiwofazineixinganjidexiao!”

jiaoshilidunshixiangqilezhongrendehongtangdaxiao,jiulianfudaoyuandelianshuadiyixiajiuheile,qijibaihuaidizhizhemenkou。

“gun!jiwogunchuquzhanzhe!”

chenghaowunaiditanleyikouqi,zheishideguailaopo,burantazenmeshouzheiwuwangzhizai。

buguochenghaocongqianmenchuquzhiqian,jingguolinxinlanshenbianshi,haibuwangkanletayiyan,zhenghaoliangrenduishixiangwang。

【laopoxianzaidepifukezhenhao,zheimeshuiling,yaoshixianzaizaiyikuaile,qinqilai……】

这个声音?

hudilianxiangdaofangcaichenghaoshuohuadeshengyin,jiushuozenmehuineimeshuxi。

未来老婆?

shenzhihai……haixiangqinta!

linxinlanyouxiuyouqi,dangchangjiunaoxiuchengnu,yibazhangpaizaizhuoshangtengyixiajiuzhanqilainuhe:“chenghao,ni…ni……buyaolian!”