“yinzeichenning，bengongzhuyaoyanleni！”
“谁要阉了我？”
qingongdibanshang，baijingshaoniansileyikouliangqi，rouzhefazhangdenaodai，youyouzhengkaiyanjing。
zhijiantamianqianyougeshenchuanshayideshaonv，zhengmanlianfennudingzheta。
“suiranbushifendai，danhaitingpiaoliang……”
zhengdangchenninggankaizhishi，shayishaonvjuzheyibadajiandao，qichongchongpaoleguolai。
neibafenglidejiandaozuyousanchizhang，maozhehanguang，zhichongzhechenningdekuaxiajianguoqu。
咔嚓！
minghuanghuangdedajiandaochazaichenningliangtuizhongjian，cirudibanfengxi，julitadedangxiazhichayilimi！
neidajiandaoruguoduowangqianyidian，chenningjiuyaohehaoxiongdiyongshifenlile！
我的妈呀！
zheifengnvrenzhenyaorangwodangtaijiana！
“走你！”
chenninghedemanbeilenghan，yibatuikaishaonv，ganmangzhengzhazheqishenxianghoupaoqu。
“yinzeichenning，nibiepao！”
neimiaolingshaonvbuyiburao，juzhedajiandaozaishenhoujinzhuibushe。
haozaizheishaonvshangqienianyou，tilibushihenhao，zhuilejibujiukaishichuanxi。
“yinzei，niyoubenshibiepao，bengongzhuyidingyaoyanleni，tihuangjiebaochou……”
“gongzhu？huangjie？zheinvrenpashifengrenbingyuanpaochulaideba？”
yanxiazheiqingjing，chenninglaibujizixisisuo，zhuantouyiluduomingkuangben，chongchufangjian。
kedangtalaidaoyuanzili，kandaoneiguseguxiangdeshiqiao、jiashan，haiyouneiqunchuanzheguzhuangdetaijiangongnv，zhongyuyishidaoyouxiebudui。
“wozuowanbushilianyejiaban，zenmezhengkaiyanjiudaolezheiguguaidedifang？”
haibudengchenningxixiang，yigumoshengdejiyisuipianhuranyongrunaohai，ruzoumaguanhua，yimumufuxian。
“我这是穿越了？”
ronghejiyihou，chenningyanshenjingyi，zhongyumingbaiguolai。
zheizuomingweidaweidewangchao，bingbushichenningxizhiderenhelishichaodai，ershiyigepingxingshikongdefengjianwangchao。
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jiuzaizuoye，chenningzuoleyijianzuihuangtangdeshiqing！
tajingrantoutouqianruhougong，modaolesangongzhuqinyueshuangdexinggong，shishi“qieyutouxiang”jihua。
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“zheigoudongxiyitu**gongzhu？yaoming！zhenshiyaominga！”
chenningmomonaomenshangdedabao，ziyaliezuidinan，“wogangchuanyueguolai，jiubeishanglekantoudedazui！pabushihaimeikaishizhizuijinmi，jiuyaoyimingwuhule！”
kebudengtaxixiang，shenhoujiuchuanlaiyizhenjiaohe。
shayishaonvqichuanyuyu，juzhedajiandaozhixiangchenning，“yinzei，nizhongyubupaole！”
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“chenning，bengongzhujintianjinilianggexuanze，yaobujiannishangmiandetou，yaobujiannixiamiandetou，nixuanyigeba！”
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“dengdeng！youweimeimei，zheiqishishigewuhui……”
chenningmianseweibian，ganmangshuodao。
“butingbuting，wangbanianjing！”
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suizhegongzhuyishenglingxia，pangbiandeshiweiyongshangqianqu。
“王爷，得罪了。”
neiqunshiweishuozhe，jiuyaoqinzhuchenning。
ruguobeitamenzhuazhu，xiaoxiongdikenengzhenyaobubao！
chenningdunshijile，numuershi，gaoshengdahe：“benwangdegugukeshidangjinhuanghou！sheigandongbenwang，benwangranggugukanlenimendenaodai！”
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qinyouweixiumeijinsuo，lenghengyisheng：“huanghouniangniangkendingbuhuibaobinide！wozheijiubahuanghouniangniangqingguolai，weihuangjiezhuchigongdao！”
不会包庇？
那可是我亲姑姑！
chenningzhongyusongleyikouqi，tiaomeidao：“neijiudengzheqiao。”
xiaotaijianjicongcongliqu，tingyuanzhongchenningheqinyouwei，huxiangkanbushunyan。
“皇后娘娘驾到！”
buguopianke，yuanwaixiangqijianxidedataijianhansheng。
zaiyiqungongnvdeyongcuxia，zhongjianshenzhefengpao，yongronghuaguidenvzi，kuaibuzoulejinlai。
zheiweizhangxiangjunmei，youjifenyingzidemeifu，jiushichenningdegugu，dangjinhuanghouchenyan。
“参见皇后娘娘！”
zhongrenmiansegongjing，fenfenguifuerxia。
“陈宁在哪？”
chenhuanghoumiansebushan，danfengyanzhongmanshinuyi，huanshisizhou。
chenjiashiwujiangshijia，zheiweichenhuanghousuiranshiyijienvliu，danerrumuran，nanmianyeyouxiehuobaopiqi。
“gugu，ninkelaile！”
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“nabianzilai！bengongjinriqinshoushiyibianxing，tichenjiaqinglimenhu！”
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neikeshigongzhongxingxingyongdebianzi，pingriliyoufanlecuodegongnvtaijian，jiuhuichizheibianzi，jibianzixiaqujiupikairouzhan，bantiaomingdouyaomeile。
zheishiqinguguma？shanglaijiuyaodasiwo？
“gugu，woshibeiyuanwangde！”
chenningmantoulenghan，ganmangjieshidao：“wogangjinqingongjiuzuidaole，shenmedoumeizuo，genbenmeidianwusangongzhu！”
kechenhuanghougenbenbutingtajieshi，yangbianjiuda。
啪啪啪！
yitongzhangbiandaxia，chenningbeidadepikairouzhan，henshilangbei。
不是很疼？
kechenninglengleyixia，zhiganjueshenshang**，bingweixiangxiangzhongdecigutengtong。
guguzheishizhidalei，buxiayu，youyibaohuwo！
“huanghouniangniangdadedehao！”
qinyouweibuzhiyuanyou，manlianxinxi，yongliguzhang，“wojiushuo，huanghouniangniangdagongwusi，kendingbuhuibaobichenningde。”
“zhanglegongzhu，keshijieqile？”
shibianguohou，chenhuanghouzheicaitingleshou，dandanwendao。
“解气了！”
qinyouweidengleyiyanchenning，diantouhuiying。
“neibengongjiudaizuizichenning，qianquyushufangmianjianshengshang。”
chenhuanghourangrenjiaqichenning，xiangyushufangerqu。
gangchuleyuanmen，chenhuanghoujiumanyanguanqie，molemochenningshenshangdeshang，“xiaoning，guguxiashouyouxiezhong，kuleni……zhanglegongzhuxianglaidiaoman，ruguogangcaigugubudani，pashibunengxishiningren。”
guoranshikurouji，wojiushuoqingugubunengzheimehen。
“gugudoushiweilejiuwo，dajixiawufang……”
陈宁扯出一抹笑容。
“zhishi，sangongzhuyijingquyushufanggaoyuzhuangle，suiranwoyijingdadehenzhongle，danbixiayebunengqingyifangguoni。”
chenhuanghouyouyoutanxi，“bijingzheishiguanhuhuangjialianmiandedashi，jiusuanbukannidetou，yemianbulelaoyuzhizai，shenzhishigongxing！”
宫刑？
tanainaide，zenmedouxiangyanlewoa！
chenningmanliankuse，xiaoxinzangyoukaishizhandou。