第2章

【guagua,nikuaichouchou,nizuotiangenwoshuodeneigeweilezhiliaolaonianban,jingranyongniufenfuliandetaipusishaoqing,talailemeiyoua?】

【haiyouneigexihuanwenmaocedeweidao,lawanshicongbuca**dehanlinyuanshijiang,douzaibuzaiyanhuishanga?】

【yaoshitamenlaile,wokeyaozuodelitamenyuandian,zhenshitaiexinla!】

cixinshengyichu,zhenlongfakui!

dadianshangshunjianjingmoleyishun。

zhongrenjiejingdeyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile。

fenfentouganhenzhongdishenzhangbozi,xunzhaoshengyindelaiyuan。

谁?

tingzheshigexiaonvwadeshengyin。

ganggangdajiadouzhidingzhezhongyihoujiadezheigexiaonverkanle。

kegangcaitamingmingmeizhangzuishuohuaa?

……nandaoshitadexinsheng?

xitong:【haode,xiaoningning,wozheijiubangninchouchoua。】

xitongkuaisusaomiaoleyiquanhoukaikoudao:

【xiaoningning,taliangdoulaile,nikannanbinqudaoshudisanpaizuozaidiergeaizhuoqiandejiushitaipusishaoqing,zuozaitazuobiandejiushihanlinyuanshijiang。】

xitongzheihuayinyiluoxia,zuozaitaipusishaoqinghehanlinyuanshijiangdedachen,doubudongshengsediyuanlileerren。

生怕沾染上什么。

jiangwenyuan,qinmanshu:!!!

kanzhedajiazheilianshangcuoedeshense,tamenhaiyoushenmebumingbaide。

yuanlaibingbushizhiyoujiaren,cainengtingdaojiangwanningdexinsheng。

完了!

qinmanshuchoudenaoguaziwengwengxiang。

ningerdexinshengsatuobuji,zheiyaoshiwanyibahuangshidegongtingmixinshuochulai,neikeshiyaomiejiuzudedazui。

jiangwanning:【shoudao!guagua,neiwoqiaoqiaoa。】

jiangwanningtaimoubianxitongshuodeweizhikanguoqu。

zheiyitaiyanbuyaojin,faxianshubaidaomuguangdouzaiwangzheta。

【guagua,zheixierenbukanmeinvtiaowu,douxiezheyankan**sha?mofeishiwodeshengshimeiyan,taihaokanlema?!】

jiangwanningwanquanbuzhidaodajiakantayanshenqiguaideyuanyin。

zaikanyouwugeyuanbenyaoshangqianxianghuangshangjingjiudachenqueturantingxiabuzi,yongguaiyideyanshenkanzheta。

jiangwanninghuyidiwenxitong:【guagua,tamenzatingxiabuzoule?nandaoshixiekujiapigoula?】

xitongyeyilianmeng:【buzhidaoa,youkenengba。】

五个大臣:“……”

weilezhengmingzijixiekumeijiapigou,dajialianmangkuaibushangqianxiangdeandijingjiu。

【e,yuanlaixiekumeijiapigoua。neijiushikanwozhangdetaihaokanlebei。xiangxiangyeshia,woniangqinmanshu,dangniankeshijingchengdiyimeiren,woziranzhangdeyebucha,xixi!】

众人:……

tashuodeshi……woniangqinmanshu……?

zheixia,dajiazhongyupoanle。

guoranshizheigejiangjiaer**dexinsheng。

gaoweishangdedeandizeshiqianqiandixiaozhe,mousedetongkongliyipianshenchen。

shouzhongdemoyubanzhiyicunyicundimosuo。

qishi,tazaojiutingdaojiangwanningdexinshengle。

dantabunengxiangqitarenyiyangfuqian,dajingxiaoguaidibiaoluchulai。

deandizishijianduoshiguang,congwuxindashineilitingguogengduoguaiyideshi。

dantashitianxuanzhizi,nengtingjianxinshengzheizhongshiyesuanbudeduoxiqi。

jiushijiangwenyuanzheigelaodeng,zenmeyexianbushixiangaosutayisheng。

haidetachadianxiangxiangneixiedachenyiyang,lianshangluchuyifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi。

deandibuyuedikanxiangjiangwenyuan,“jiangaiqing,niyi——”

“咿咿——”

beibiedelianhongbozicudedeandishunjiandunwu!

完球!明白了。

yuanlainengtingjianjiangwanningxinshengzheishi,haibunengduiwaishuochulai。

yuanwangjiangwenyuanzheigelaodengle。

zaichangwenwubaiguanhenvjuanquandoushijianguodachangmianderen。

zaitingdaojiangwanningdexinshenghouyequandouzhishiduanzanlengzhengleyishun,jiulimadouyanshixialejingchadeshense。

jiranhuangshangdoumeiyoufahua,tamenyebuganbiaoluchulai。

jiangwenyuanzeyizhizaizixiguanchazhongrendefanying。

huanshiyizhouhoufaxianyouderenxingtaiziruo,youdebiaoqingcuoezhenjing。

yushidechulejielun,yuanlaihaishiyouxierennengtingdaojiangwanningxinsheng,youxierentingbudaode。

zaikandeandimouguangyoushen,yicunyicunmosuoyubanzhidedongzuo,mingxianshiyenengtingdaojiangwanningdexinsheng。

zheiyike,jiangwenyuanxinrusihui。

zhinengzaixinlimomoqidaojiangwanningzaiyanhuishangdexinshengbuyaotaikuangye。

youqishibietucaoyixiehuangjiamixin。

erjianjiangwenyuanyizhanglaolianshabai,beihedelenghancencendeyangzi,deandifanlegebaiyan。

真没出息!

kebunengbazheilaojiahuohechuxingeng,haiyaozhizhetaweidayuguochulini。

yushideandidazhangyihui:“gongxizhongyihouxunhuiainv,shangzhenzhulinglongbabaozanyizhi。”

tashenpangdehuanghouyexiaozheshuo:“zheihaizibengongyeshenshixihuan,shangbaiyudiaohuashouzhuoyidui!”

xingfulaidetaituran,jiangwanninglianmangguidixieen,

“chennvduoxiehuangshang,huanghouniangniangshangci,wuhuangwansuiwansuiwanwansui,huanghouniangniangqiansuiqiansuiqianqiansui!”

deandidiandiantou,jiangwanningbiangongshoutuixiale。

jiangwenyuankanzhetayibenzhengjingdeyangzi,gangcaitidaosangziyandexin,yeshaoweiluolexiaqu。

haihaohaihao,shunliguoguan。

ranhoujiangwenyuanbianrangqinmanshu,lazhejiangwanningqunvjuanquluozuole。

qinmanshulazhejiangwanningluozuohou,yizhongshijiaguifumenjiufenfenweiguolaigongxikuazan。

“jiangfuren,ninkankan,zheijingchengguifuquanninyongyanzhitongzhiwan,xianzaier**youlaitongzhiguinvquanle,zhenshibujiqitanvnianghuolule。”

“shia,jianger**zhenshitaihaokanle!kanzheyehenshunv!zhenshigongxifurenninle!”

tingdaokuajiangmeirenhuibukaixin。

jiangwanningxiaodemeiyanwanwan,gengjiamingyandongrenle。

【dajiadoukuadehenhao,huikuajiuduokuadian,woaiting!】

【danbuyaozhikuawodeliana!nandaowodeshencaibuhaoma?】

【qiaoqiaowozheiyingyingyiwodeshuisheyao,yishuangbaituibiyuwuxia,aotuyouzhidedaxiong,ganggangxizaoshiwozijikanleliangyan,douchadianliubixue。】

qinmanshu&yizhongguifu**:“……”

qinmanshudoukuaiyaobeizijidenverxiaosile。

zheishinengshuodema?xinghaogenqianmeiyounanzi。

buguonvergouzilian,taxihuan!

有她当年的风范!

jiangwanningchizheguaguo,kanleyihuierwudao,jiujuedeyouxiewuliaofankun。

【guagua,haowuliaoa,youmeiyoushenmezhaliededagua,shuolaijiwotitishen。】

jiangwanningxingzhibobodiwen。

ganggangkanwandapiandexitongzhongyuhuiyinle:【youyouyou!haishihuangdideyigezhaliedaguae!xiangbuxiangchi?】

一众朝臣:!!!

想!!!

yigegeyanjingdengdexiangtongling,erduoshudexiangtianxian,shechuchiguadexiaoyi。

lianhuanghoudoudongledong**,xiangyaozuodekaojinjiangwanningyidiantingle。

houlaifanyingguolaihoucaimingbai,zheishixinsheng,zuodeyuanjindouyiyang。

erneixiegenjiangwenyuanyixiangzhengjianbuhededachen,douxingzailehuodigouqilechunjiao。

就等着他倒大霉。

德安帝:……?

tayoushenmegua?hainengbeichengzhiweizhaliedagua?

buguotingjiangwanningheneigexitongdeduihua,haoxiangtamennengzhidaoyixietamenbuzhidaodeshi。

yushideandihaoqixindaqi,yeshuqierduoxiangyitingjiujingle。

cike,suoyounengtingdaojiangwanningxinshenghexitongduihuaderen,shuohuadeshengyin,doufeichangmoqidixiaolehenduo。

weilebudacaojingshe,tamendouzhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi。

mianshanghaishidouchichihehe,xiangtanshenhuan,shijishangerduoshendelaozhang。

erjiangwenyuanzhijuedeboziliangsousoude,kanzhejiangwanningxinlijiaokubudie。

guinvai!huangshangdeguachile,neikeshiyaodiaonaodaide。

jiangwanningquanranbuzhizhongrendexinsi,tayitingshihuangshangdegua,yijingjidongdekuaitiaoqilaile:

【kuaikuaikuai!kuaishuoshuodaodishihuangshangdeshenmegua?】

xitongheiheiyixiao:【nimenzheigehuangdi,biekantazaichaotangshangweiyangaoleng,qishisidixiayeshigezuixihuanchiji**desuren。】

【erqieyikouqinengchi30ge,tagesanchawujiuquyushanfangdehouchutouji**kaozhechi。】