第5章

xinlihuodongnengbunenganfenyidiana?!

xitongbuzantongdiyaoyaotou:

【xiaoningning,qishiniyebunengguaihuangdilaoerle,tayitiantianyaopizouzhe,riliwanji,mangdemeishijianliudadouzuochulezhichuang,nanengmeigedachensidixiazuohuaishi,tadouzhidaoa。】

【zheigehuangdinengzuodaojingjingyeyechulichaozheng,buhengzhengbaolian,rangdayubaixingdounengchibaoduzi,zheishuomingtajiushigexianjuna。】

jiangwanningdianlediantou,【zheigewodaoshirenke,queshisuanshigehaohuangdi。】

tagangchuanguolaideshihou,shenshangyigetongbandoumeiyou,meiqianmaichide。

但菜市场口有粥摊。

tadangshitingshuole,deandiranggedifuyachangnianzairenliudadedifangshezhoutan,jiujilaoruogugua。

deandidebeikuadexinqingmingmei,aojiaodiyangleyangmei。

turanjuedeyouxieguiyideanjing。

jiangwanningtaimoukanlekansizhou,zheicaizhuyidaozhenggeyanhuitingneideqifenyoudianbudui。

【guagua,nizhidaotamenweishenmezheimeanjing,doubushuohualema?】

【buzhidaoa,xiaoningning,wozheibushiyizhizaijinichacongjianrenzheigelaochushengdeziliaoma,meizhuyishishenmeqingkuangya。】

tingdaoxinshengdetaizilimajisanhuangziheliuhuangzishilegeyanse。

xiongdisanrenyiqishangqianchaohuangdihuanghoujingjiu,zhuanyijiangwanningdezhuyili,“fuhuang,muhou,erchenzhuninmenshenti......”

jiangwanningmizhemouzitingleyiju,meishenmeyisi。

yushitayouzhuaqiyibadazhenzi,gabeigabeiduizhecongjianrenkeleqilai。

xinlizejixugenxitongliaozhecongjianren。

【guagua,tashamu,shadajiuzi,youshaqizidezhengju,zheimeduonianguoqule,haihaobuhaozhaoa?】

【haozhaodehuanijinkuaizhengliyixiaxiansuo,wohaoxieyifennimingxinsongdaojinyiweiyamen,jubaota。】

xitong:【nibiezhejiha,xiaoningning,tahaiyoubiedeshini!zheigezhengjushixianchengde,baozhengyizhuayigezhuner。】

【还有?】

jiangwanningzhenjingdezhangdalezuiba,【kuai,kuaishuoshuo。】

xitongqingleqingsangzi,jixudao:

【zheigelaochushengduiwaishiyifuleshanhaoshideyangzi,jiarenjiayidishouyangleduomingcanjiguer,qishitashibeidilizaiganfanmaiguer,liyongcanjiguerlaiqitaoliancai。】

deandiyibianyuhuangzigongzhuhefeipinmen,dachenmenlaozhejiachang,yibiantingzhejiangwanningdebaoliao,queyeyouxieweiqudianzibaoyuan。

kanba!xiaoyatou,nidoumeixiangdaoba?

genbenjiubushizhenyanmangxinxia,shizaishizheigecongjianrentaihuiweizhuangle。

【呸!老畜生!】

jiangwanningpeileyisheng,jixuwenxitong:

【neidaodishizenmehuishia?tayouduineixieguerzuoleshenme?】

【taya,jiushirangfuliguanjiayishizhouhezengsongyiwuweiyoutou,baneixiexiaohaidoupiandaojinrongshangxingdedixiashi】

【ranhoujiucanrendibaneixieguerdeshoujiaokanduan,huozheyongkaishuitangshangguermendemianbu,zaochenghuirong,zaibatamendeshetoudougediaole,rangtamenshuobulehua。】

【dengzheixiebeitamennongcanjihehuirongdegueryanghaoshanghou,guanjiabianrangshijimingxiaosi,bazheixieguersongdaojingchenggegefanhualuduanquyanjieqitao,jiaqilaiyouwuliushimingguerni。】

【tamenjiushiliyongdajiaduizheixiecanjiqierdedetongqingxinlailiancai,zheixiecanjideqierpingjunyitiankeyiqitaodaoyibailiangyinzini。】

【meitianwanshangshougonghou,xiaosimenbazheixiecanjiguer,mimiguanyajinjinrongshangxingdedixiashi。】

jiangwanningrenbuzhuxinlibaocukou:【kao!zheigelaochushengjianzhisangjintianlianga!】

zhongren:queshishigelaochusheng。

budui!shilianchushengdouburu!

“混账!”

deandibaonu,dazhangyipaizhuozi,hedezhongrenfenfenguidaozaidishang。

jiangwanningyebeiqinmanshuyanjishoukuaidilazhe,guizailedishang,yilianmengbi:

【guagua,huangdilaoerweishafahuoa?zhenshide,renjiazhengkezhedazhenzini,gangcaibeitazheiaolaoyisangzi,hededouchadianyaozheshetoule!】

【haotenga,aaa,mingtianyaoshishetoufayanle,wojiuzhaotasuanzhang!】

duizhejiangwanningdemaiyuan,deandiwunaidizuijiaochouchou。

shengpazaibeizheixiaoyatoujidingshang,youbeidangzhongchigua,yushidedihuanheyixieliansetaitaishou:“douqilaiba。”

jiangwanningzuohuizuoweihoulianmangnaguoyibeibingzhensuanmeitangheleyikou,shushuzui。

【ai!haoduole,haoduole,shetoubuneimetengle。】

xitongyehenshinamen:【woyebuzhidaoa,haohaodehezhejiu,liaozhejiachangni,zheihuangdilaoerzashuofahuojiufahuoa?】

jiangwanningxinxiatanlekouqi:【ai!guozhenshibanjunrubanhua。】

【suanle,guagua,zanmenhaishihejiyixia,zenmejinkuaibacongjianrenfandeshi,jubaodaojinyiweiyamenba。】

wanjubaoyitian,jiuhuiyouxindeguer,beicongjianrenzheigelaochushengjinongcanjile。

erqiebeiqiujinzhemodeneiwushiduomingguer,duokeliana。

zhengriyaobeibizhequjieshangqitao,haichibubao,chuanbunuan。

xiangdaozheili,jiangwanningyouqideshuangyanjihuyaopenchuhuolai。

xitongzhuanlezhuantadecpu,zhoumeidao:【xiaoningning,zheigeyoudianbutaihaobana,nizheiganghuilaiyemeijihuichufua。】

【yaobunizhijiegaosunidie,zheilaochushenggandequedeshi,tagangcaibushidanhenidiema,rangnidieyecantayiben。】

【……a?】jiangwanningyaobolanggudiyaoleyaotou。

【buxing,buxing,wodiexinbuxinwoshuodehua,haibuyidingni,erqietayaowenwoshizenmezhidaode,woyougaizenmejieshia?】

【nanbuchengshuoshinizaiwodenaozilishuode,neitahaibudebawodangchengguaiwushaosilea。】

【buxingbuxing,taikepale,zheiyangzuojueduibuxinga。】

姜闻远委屈巴巴。

tazaizijiaxiaoguinvxinlidexingxiang,youneimekepama?

haishaosita?zenmekenenga!

系统则继续怂恿道:

【aiya,meishide,xiaoningning,zhuquejieshangneixieqitaodecanjiguerjiushizhengju。】

【shizaibuxingnijiuzhishuonihuiyayu,nizaicaishichangshayudeshihou,shisheguojigeguer,shitamenyongyayugaosunide】

【fanzhengyounilaodielaoniangjinichengyao,pagepiya】

【nixiangxianga,ruoshinijubaochenggong,neikeshililedagongle,bujinjinyiweineihuiyinweinitigongxiansuo,jinijiangshang。】

【meizhunerhuangdilaoeryigaoxing,yehuishangcinijinyinzhubaode。】

小钱钱?!

jiangwanningdeyanjingcengdeyixiajiuliangle,yanshenzhongmanshidouzhi。

【guagua,nishuodedui,**!wozheiyijubao,congjianrenbiranhuibeichaojia,neitademingxiadequanbucaichandouyaobeichonggongle。】

【wozheijubaochenggong,banghuangdilaoerchanchuleyigedaechen,haibangtachongyingleguoku,wojiukaikourangshangwoyiwanliangyinzi。】

【tayaobujiwo,wojiubazheishichuandaoqitaliuguoqu,rangtadiulian。】

jiangwenyuantingdexueyabiaosheng。

天老爷呦!

tashangbeiziyemeiganshenmequedeshia?

zajiushenglezheimegexiaoyuanjia,jingranganlesuohuangdi。