第1章
mayarenyuyan2012dezuihouyitian，diqiujianghuifashengzhongdazainan，kenenghuichuxian“lianxusantiandeheiye”dengxianxiang。
xianshishizheizuihouyitiandequeyourishichuxian，buguojinjinshichuxianlewufenzhong。
xiaoyubaozhezijidedongxizhanzaigongsimenkou，tawanquanxiangbudaozaijinniandezuihouyitian，tahuibeilaobankaichu。
feiyaozhaogeliyoudehua，jiushixiaoyuwujielelaobandeyisi。
laobanshuorangxiaoyushangbandeshihoujitadaiyipinghede，guidiande，xiaoyupingshihedejiuxing，jieguo......
“laoban，nidejingniang！”
xiaoyuxinxiangzhelaobankendingdekuaziji，bijinghaojibaina！
dangshigebumendelingdaozhengzaikaihui，suoyourendouchayidekanxianglelaoban。
laobanzaifengzhonglingluan，bugulianmiandedihouleyiju：“gun，nibeikaichule。”
“nandaoshijingnianghaibugougui？”
baozhedongxi，xiaoyuyilianyihuodekanwanlerishi。
dangrishiwanquanxiaoshideneiyike，xiaoyudeerbianxiangqileyigeshengyin。
‘反人类系统激活’
‘jinbishangdiankaiqi......’
‘renwufabu：zaifengzhonglingluan’
‘dachengmubiao：qingsuzhufangzhaochaorenkuchawaichuanbenpao’
‘renwuyaoqiu：bushaoyushifenzhong，mujizhebushaoyushiren’
‘renwujiangli：100jinbi’
“什么鬼？系统？”
xiaoyuhuanglehuangnaodai，yanqianfuxianchuyipaiqingxidezimu。
tajimanglalaipangbianyigeren：“ninengkandaowomianqiandezimuma？shanzheguangdezimu。”
“shenmezimu，shenjingbingba！beikaichuleeryi，buzhiyushoudao**shadiaoleba！”
neirenbishidekanzhexiaoyu，suijimochushouji：“wei！shijingshenbingyuanma？wozhei......！”
xiaoyuganmangbaozhedongxipaole，beizhuajinjingshenbingyuanbukechi，kechideshitadoulihaiyouqianmeihuale。
“xitong，nengjieshiyixianishicongnamaochulaidema？”
xiaoyujiangbaozhededongxifangdaoyizishang，mochuzaoshangmeichiwandeyoutiaochileqilai。
“wufagaozhi，qingsuzhubuyaoxunwenyufanrenleiwuguandeshiqing。”
“neifanrenleideyisishixiaomierenleima？”
“bushi，zhideshiweifanrenleizhengchangrenzhi，shengcunfaze，yijiziranguilvdeshi！”
“neizheishafangzhaochaorenbenpao，hongkuchashibushigainitigong？”
“qingsuzhuzijigoumai！”
“womeiqian......！”
“qingsuzhuchengshi，niyoubiankoudaihaiyouershikuaiqian！”
“我擦！”
xiaoyushixiangxinyouxitongturanchuxianzheizhongshide，bijingcileixiaoshuotayemeishaokanguo。
danshichuanzhehongkuchabenpaoshifenzhong，zheicaozuodequegoufanrenleide。
“xitong，nengbunenghuangerenwu，fanrenleinengbufanwozijima？”
“buneng，shangdisanfen，zishangqifen！rangshijietihuitongchuba！”
“naolebantianzheixitonghaishigedongmanmi！”
xiaoyubaohan，suanle，fanzhengdedaoxitongshihaoshi，tayebujizhequwanchengsharenwu，zhaogedifangxianbawanfanjiejuele，ranhouzaikaolvrenwudeshi。
suirantabeikaichule，kehaodaiyedanglejinianshechu，doulihaishiyoudianzibende，qimachengjigeyuehaishimeiwentide。
xinlizheimexiang，xiaoyuhaishizhaolegedifang，mailetiaohongkucha。
bangwanshifen，xiaoyupaozaizaotangzili，zheicaiyanjiuqilexitonglimianyigejiaojinbishangdiandedongxi。
limianshiyigegedechaonenglibaoshi，xianzaiyigongyouwukebaoshi，qizhongbijiaoxiyinxiaoyuzhuyilideshiyigejiaoqiannaorumengdenengli。
“zaiduifangdeyishinei，huozhemengjingneizhizaohuanxiang，yueshijiandandehuanxiangyuewufadikang。”
jieshaohenjiandan，xiaoyuhaizhuyidaoyixingfujia。
baoshiketongguoshuliandushengji，shuliandujinyushiyongcishuhexiaoguoyouguan。
“yejiushishuoyongdecishuyueduo，shuliandujiuyuegao，dengjijiuyuegao。”
肖宇领会了意思。
baoshideshoujiadoushiyibaijinbi，yejiushishuoxiaoyuruguowanchengle‘zaifengzhonglingluan’zheigerenwu，jiunenggougoumaiyikebaoshi。
erxitongyigongyouwugejinengcao，keyitongshixiangqianwukebaoshi，baoshishikeyizaigenghuande，danlengqueqishiyigeyue。
“wugechaonengli，erqiehaijuyouchengzhangxing，qibushishuoworuguogouqilaibawugechaonenglidouliandaodingji，neijiushijiewudile。”
“jiusuanshizuilajidechaonengli，zhiyaojuyouchengzhangxingdehua，zhongyouyitianyenengliandaonitiandengjiba！”
jinggao：qingsuzhubuyaozuoyufanrenleiwuguandeshi！
“fanrenleiyoushenmehaochuma？”
“haochujiushi......e！zheiliyouwobianbuchulai！”
“擦！”
xiaoyujuedezheigouxitongshizaijiaozijizenmechengbiantai，chuanzhehongkuchabenpao，bubeidangchengbiantaidouguaile。
jinggao：youyusuzhufanrenleizhiguodi，xianzaikaishiqiangzhizhixingrenwu。
5、4、3......
“denghui，fanrenleizhiyoushisha？”
“wobiande......！”
“擦！”
xiaoyuhaimeigaoqingchuzenmehuishi，xitongyijingkongzhitadeshentichuanshanglehongkucha，bingqiehaitiexindejitadelianshangxishangleyitiaomaojin。
zaotangzilidejigelaotoudouyilianchayidekanzhexiaoyudezaoxing，haimeigaoqingchushenmeqingkuang，xiaoyuyijingpaolechuqu。
“wokao！zheixiaoziluobenai！”
“zhenyouyongqi，biwonianqingshiyongduole！”
“kuaijishijingshenbingyuandadianhua，jubaoyoujiangai！”
jigelaotouyilundegongfu，xiaoyuyijingchongchulezaotang。
suiranxianzaiyijingshiwanshang，jieshangrenbuduo，danlinglingsuisuisanbuderenhaishiyoude。
jinwanmeiyueliang，ludengquehenliang。
“gouxitong，woyifushadehaizailimianna！”
“xitongweininsonghuijiali。”
“你好贴心哦！”
xiaoyuguangzhebangzi，zailurenchayidemuguangzhong，chuizhelengfeng，benpaozhe，yelingluanzhe。
“a！nalaidebiantai，xiusirenjiale。”
“baobei，kuairanggegebaozhuni，bierangzheibiantaiwuranlenideyanjing。”
lubianyigemaganqingnianjiangzijierbailaijindexiaonvyouyongruhuaili。
“mama，wohaoxiangkandaoneigegegekule！”
“xiaohaizibiekan，bayanjingbishang！”
nvrenjimangyongshoudangzailexiaonvhaiyanjingshang，zijihaibuwangtoutoukanyiyan。
“shi......shifengrixia！”
lubianzhengzaichouyandeliangzhongniannanrenyelengzhule，liangrenduishiyiyan，huranyishidaoleshenme。
“别跑，死变态！”
“jingcha，biepao，jiwotingxia！”
liangrentongshizhuileshangqu，haibuwangbadabadachouwanzuihouliangkouyan。
“zhangdeyebuchoua！zajiuxiangbukaipaochulailuobenlena！”
nvrenhaibuwanghuiweiyixiaxiaoyudeshencai：“haitingbaide！”