这个月老动不动掏刀子第3章

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“xiayiwei,yuzun…ebu,shiyinyuansidejunyuxianjun”

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“e…xianjundaren…”,xiaoxianguanyanleyankoushui,“xitongjininfenpeidezhiyeshi…‘shandiansong’waimaiyuan。”

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【闪电送餐】

【fengliyuli,huozangchangyesong】

“zheiyoushishenme?!!”

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“zheishi…e…renjianwaimaixingyedetesebiaoyu…”xianedejianbangbutingdoudong,“haiyouzheige…”tadijijunyuyigehuangsetoukui,shangmianchazhegekexiaodexiaofengche。

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“hahahaha!”zhaogongmingcazhexiaochulaideyanlei,“wangtiezhu!haisonghuozangchang!yuzundarengaixingyitiaolongfuwulea!”

cishizhenggebanshidatingdeqifenyijinglengdaokuaijiebingle。

“zhao,zhaoxianjunlaidezhenghao,”xiaoxianguanruhuodashe,“xitongyejininfenpeilezhiye...”

zhaogongmingdexiaoshengjiaranerzhi,tasuikouwendao:“shenmezhiye?”

xiaoxianguansuolesuobozi,shengyinxiaodekuaitingbujianle,tazhizhiwuwudao:“tianqiao…qitaomaiyiren…tezhangshixiongkousuidashi…”