第2章 你可能活不过今年了!

“yuer!”baisujianzijierzihuilai,dunshiyoujingyouxi!

zheihunxiaozi,keshilikailezhengzhengyinian!

xuexiaojidexiaoxishitaqingongjianxue,danzheiyiniandoumeiyourenheyinxun,kebatadanxinhuaile。

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zhibuguoxiangqijintiandeshi,youyouxiekuijiu。

噗通!

yishengqingxiang,suyuzhijieguidaozaileliangrenmianqian,yankuangtonghong:“ba!ma!wo——huilaile!”

yijuhua,daojinsanbainiancangsang!

shenzhi,tayiweizheiyibeizi,yechubuleneihuanjing!

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taxinliyiruan,molemosuyulianjiadao:“eleba,majinizuochidequ。”

说着进了厨房。

suliangzeshibanzheliandao:“qiandeshibuyongdanxin,jiranjuedingxueyi,xinyaozheng!xingyaoduan!zhiyuqitadeliuyanfeiyu,wuxulihui。”

shengyingdeanwei,querangsuyubeiganqinqie。

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talikedao:“woqusongsongzhengjingli!”

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yinianbujian,biandezheimereqingle?

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“maiming?”zhengjingliyileng,zheidaoshigexiqihua。

tahaoqidao:“maisheideming?”

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“ruguocaidebucuo,zhengjinglizuijinxingshenghuoguodehenmeimanba?”

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tazuijindequeganjueshuangtuiyuelaiyuefali。

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哐当!

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该死的贱女人!

zhengjinglicishiyegubudeshengqile,lianmangdao:“ninengzhi?”

“dangran!yigeyuebiankequanyu,ruowopianni,yigeyuezhihouniqudayiyuanyizhi,huagesiwushiwanyekeyibaomingde。”suyuweixiao。

“nixiangyaoshenme?”zhengjingliwenyansonglekouqi,ranhouwendao。

suyuxiaodao:“wojiaqianduoshaoqian?”

“五万!”

“wuwankuaimainiyiming,zhengoubianyide!”suyushuozhe,conghuailitaochuyizhangyaofang:

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zhengjinglimeiyouhuida,jiangxinjiangyidejieguoyaofang。

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suyushuodaozheili,yanshenyining。

muguangdaizhenongnongdelengyi!

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ruoshiyaofangmeixiao,sujiadeqianzhaoshoujiushi。

但万一有效果呢?

duiyuzhengjinglilaishuo,wuliuwanzhishixiaoqianbale,danwuliushiwanjiubuyiyangle!

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“jiangzheiyiwankuaiqiansonghuiqu!”

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院子里。

suyujieguogongzuorenyuansonghuilaideyiwankuai。

kanzhezhezhoudeqianbi,tatanlekouqi。

shihuashuo,zheiyaofangwuwankuaiqianjilezhengjingli,haishitingchikuide!

danmuqiansuyuyemeiyoubanfaqunongdaogengduodeqian。

也只能这样了。

poluodeyuanzi,zuozailunyishangdefuqin,shenfuzhongdandemuqin,haizaishanggaozhongdexiaomei。

shishihougaichengqizheigejiale!

三百年的修炼!

shijiweimingliuqiangudeshenyi、wudaozongshibishengsuoxuechuanshou。

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“heipang?”suyuyouxiebuquedingdekanzheershiwanban。

“hei!nizheimenyu,caiyinianduomeihuilai,haizhuangzuoburenshiwole!”heipangzouguolaipailetajianbangyixia,ranhoudishengdao:

“xujiudehua,denghuierzaishuo,ganjingenwoquxianli,nimeibeirenzhuale!”