tianhaishi，yigexiaxiaodedixiashidangzhong。
jiangfanhelekoushui，jixuduizheshexiangtoukankanertan。
jiangfan，gongdibanzhuandaren，shibaxianxiaowanghong，zhibojianrenshuzhangqizailiangweishuhesanweishuzhijianpaihuaideneizhong。
“xiongdimen，jintianshizhidejiniandeyitian。”
“wotianhaiwuyanzudezhibojianshoucitupoleshigeren！”
shuozhejiangfanduishexiangtouluchulaileyigebakeyadebiaozhunxiaorong。
hedaduoshurenpingfanrenyiyang，jiangfandeqianbanshengjiushishangxue，gongzuo，buchuyiwaiweilaiyejiushiquqishengzi，dangranyeyoukenengmeiyouquqizheiyibu……
tayehedaduoshupingfanrenyiyang，youzheyikebupingfandexin。
“liuliangshidai，zhiyaozhanzailefengkou，zhudounengqifei！”
banzhuanzhiyu，jiangfanyezaizhibo，shuobudingnatianjiukeyiyifeichongtian。
“shigeren，wugejiqiren……”
“nianqingren，luzouzhaile，dadandian，kandanmudingduosangehuoren。”
“算主播吗？”
江凡：“额……”
youshihaowubolandeyitian……
shangbukecaiyizhanshi，xiabunenglurouniuyaode，zaixianzaidezhiboquanbuhaohuna！
yishouqiongkaixinxiangqi，jiangfanneipojiudesanshouanzhuoshoujijiedaoleyigedianhua。
0012498744618……
美丽国的？
诈骗电话？
kanlaizheiliangtianbugaikandekanduolea！
“zheipianziyebuhaohuna，piandoupiandaowozheizhongfandouchibuqiderenshenshangle！”
zongbuhuishirangzijiqutaoxintaofeia？
这也不缅北呀？
haoqixinqushizhixia，jiangfanjieledianhua。
“jiangxiansheng，womenshilianbangdiaochajudegongzuorenyuan，womenxianzaizaiheguojijingchalianhediaochayiqidaxingdupinzousianjianzhong。”
“womenpiaoliangguohaiguanzaininyoujidebaoguodangzhongfaxianledaliangdebaisefen，womenxianzaihuaiyininyukuaguoduxiaoyouran，qingninpeihewomendiaocha！”
虾米？
zheixianzaidepianzipianzidouwandezheimehuadema？
“zuiqiangzhiboxitongbangdingchenggong。”
“zhiyaosuzhunenggouyinqizugoudeguanzhudujikehuodeguanzhudian，zaixitongshangchengzhongduihuangezhongwupinhejineng！”
“gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoujineng……”
“koujimax：yongyouzheikemofanggezhongrenhewudeshengyin，qienenggoujirendailaibaifenbaishenlinqijingdeganjue。”
jielianjigetishiyinxiangqi，rangjiangfanyouxielengzhule。
zheixitongzhiyaozijihuodeguanzhujiukeyihuodejineng？
wentishijiuzijizheiliangweishudoukunnandezhibojiannengyoushaguanzhu？
xiangdaozheili，jiangfanpieleyiyanzhibojian。
“xiongdimenlaidezaodegaosuwoyixiazheizhubozabudongle？”
“jielegezhapiandianhua，gujixiangxinle……”
“zheigeshijieshangyoujijiangdanshengyigeweitarentaoxintaofeideren。”
“haojiahuo，xianzaidezhapianfenzizheimecanrenle，zheizhongshibaxianxiaozhubodoubufangguo？”
……
woca，zheilengshenlezheimeyihuizhibojianjiuershigerenle？
haidoushiguanyuzheigezhapiandianhuade？
jiangfanganjuezijifaxianliuliangmimale！
xianzaizijiyeshiyouxitongdenanrena！
“jiangxiansheng？qingninpeihediaocha，zheijianshiqingjianghuiyanzhongyingxiangliangguodewaijiaoguanxi，dailaijiqibuhaodeguojiyingxiang！”
“woquannizuihaolaoshijiaodai，zhengqukuandachuli，burandengdaoshihoubeininjianghuibeiyindudaowomenpiaoliangguo，zheishiqingkejiumeiyouzheimerongyile！”
kandaojiangfanbantianmeiyoushuohua，pianzihaiyiweijiangfanbeihezhule，jixuchengshengzhuiji！
“混蛋！”
jiangfankaikou，shiyigeyinyidelaozhedeshengyin。
“laodao，womenyouqupiaoliangguodehuoma？”
【kunye，shiyouyipi，bangeyueqianzoude，yibaigongjindefen。】
jiangfandeshengyinzaicibianhua，zheicishiyigeshayadezhongniannanren。
dianhuaneitoudepianzixinzhongyijing。
这是怎么回事？
ziliaoshangdejiangfanbushiyigeershichutoudenianqingrenma？zheizenmeshilianggeren？
一百公斤的粉？
zheikeshiyaopansixingde！duifangshizaizhawo？
haishi，zhendeshikuaguoduxiao！
neiduifanghuibuhuizhaodaozijishenshang？
pianzinaohaizhongshunjianfuxianchugezhongyingshijuhuamian。
ercishijiangfandezhibojianyijingchedidebaozhale！
“woca，zhuboniubia！zheishengxianqiehuan！tailihaile！”
“zuilihaideneijigeshengyoudoumeizhubolihaia！zheizhijiebarenyanhuole！”
“huashuojiuwoyiweipangbianhaiyoulianggerenma？”
…………
jiangfanzheiyishouyilu，zhibojianderenshushunjianshangzhang。
xitongshidashujutuisong，zhiyaojinrujiangfanzhibojianderenmeiyouduanshijiantuichulai，xitongjiuhuiyuanyuanbuduandetuisong！
人数逐渐由少到多。
“kun、kunye！wo、womenzaineibianderenmeiyouxiaoxi……”
zhongniannanrendeshengyinshifendehuangzhang，shuohuayeshitebiedijicu。
“chunhuo！tiaozidedianhuadoudadaowozheilile！”
“nigaosuwohuomeichushi？”
yinyilaozhedeyuqishifendepingjing，zheishibaofengyuqiandeningjing！
“zheimedianshinijiwogaochulezheimedadepilou？yaonihaiyoushenmeyong？”
“阿彪！”
“kunye，ninzhidaode，wozhongxingenggeng，wo、wo，kunyeninjiwogejianggongbuguodejihui，kunyeraominga！kunyewobuxiangsi，wobuxiangsi，kunyeraowoyitiaogouminga！”
“huobuhuichuwentide，huokendingmeiwenti！”
“kun、kunyeneijiushiyigepianzi，shipianzia！”
zhongniannanrendeshengyinyuelaiyueyuan。
“pianzi？pianzinengzhidaowozheigehao？wodehaomadoushijingguozhuanmenjiamide！”
“nigaosuwozaidadianhuajiwoyaowuyangweideshipianzi？”
坤汉冷笑一声。
砰！砰！砰！
jiangfanzuibaweidong，jishengqingcuideqiangxiangchuanlechulai。
“woca，zhuboniubia！”
“pianzihuibuhuiyijingheniaole？”
“woyaoshipianzizheihuidouyijinghedequzishouqule!”
“loushangdedoubizui，haohaokanzhubocaozuo，nimenchaodaowodeyanjingle。”
………
“xiaozi，buguannishisheideren，buguanshisheizhaozhenide。”
“gaosunishangmianderen，gandongwokunhandehuo，neijiuzuohaohewosanjinjituankaihuodezhunbei。”
“xiaozi，nihenyouyongqi，ganjiwodadianhua，dengzheba，womenhuijianmiande。”
“不会很久！”
yinyilaozheyongyigejiqiguaiyideshengdiaojianghua，tingderenmaogusongran。
pianzizhijuedezijidexindouyaotiaochulaile。
shentigengshirenbuzhudezaifadou。
haoxiang，sihu，shiqingdatiaole？
maizijishoujihaodejiahuosimaa！
这不是坑自己吗？
zhiyushuoduifangzaizhaziji？
zheidianpianziyijingchedipaichule，zheixiedongximeibanfaxianchangzhunbeia！
kendingbuhuishilinshizhunbei，chulezheigeneijiuzhikenengshi，zhende！
妈妈呀，好可怕！