第2章 这诅咒太棒了

【landuozhong:jingqi+1】

yilianmengbidezhanqishen,chenyuganshoule**neideqixuan。

“没错……”

“sihushizengjialeyixiejingqi……”

“**……”

“zheizuzhouhaoxiangyoubuga……”

chiyibanshang,tajuqishuangshou,zhongxinwozhudangang,zuoleyintixiangshang。

【jianshenzhong:feipang+1;xuruo+2;tizhi-1;liliang-1;naixing-1……】

yanzhongjingguangshanguo,chenyuhuransongshou!

zaidixinyinlidetuozhuaixia,tazhenggerenlikedieluo,zhongzhongshuaizainitudimianshang。

“砰!”

【shoudaoshanghai:qixue+7;jiankang+1。】

chenyudehuxi,kaishiyinweixingfenermanmanjicu。

tabugutengtongpaqishen,pailepainitu,jiukaozaidangangshangshazhanzhe。

十多分钟后。

【landuozhong:jingqi+1】

“牛逼!”

“真的可以啊!”

querenletineiqixuanzaicizengzhang,chenyuxingfendeliansezhanghong,jiezhe,haobuyouyuduizhunzijidedantianjiushiyiquan!

“咚!”

【qihaishoudaoshanghai:jingqi+2】

“哈哈哈哈嗝……”

chenyujidongdaodaqilege。

zheisuoweide【zuzhou】,jingranyouzheimedadebug!

全部状态反转!

neimefumianzhuangtai,fanzhuanhuilai,bujiuchenglezhengmianzhuangtailema?

bierenbeidaotongle,busiyezhongshang。

huanzuotabeitongle,yuetongyuejingshenhei……

bierenyinianbuxiulian,huifeidiao。

talansanyinian,zhihuiyuelaiyueqiang……

“zheitemeyeneng‘fanpan’?taimoxingle……”

chenyuhuanxinannai,youjilezijidantianyiquantou。

“咚!”

【qihaishoudaoshanghai:jingqi+2】

“舒服!”

“爽!”

dantianqihai,shiyigewuzhedeshiligenji。

renheqingweide“dongdang”,douyoukenengdaozhijujidejingqikuisan。

kehuanzuoleta,wanquanjiufanguolaile。

“dongdang”deyuehen,jingqizengzhangyuekuai……

“咚!”

【qihaishoudaoshanghai:jingqi+2】

“咚!”

【qihaishoudaoshanghai:jingqi+2……】

zhengdangta“xiulian”deqijing,yidaorenyingturanchuxian,zhuazhuletadequantou。

“嗯?”

chenyuerantaitou,faxianshibanzhuren。

班主任:“……”

陈宇:“……”

班主任:“……”

陈宇:“……”

“niweishenmezhemoziji。”banzhurenyanshenfuza:“youzheihenjing,fangzaixiulianshangbuxingma?”

“wo…wojiushizaixiuliana……”

“走,跟我进屋。”

zuanzhuchenyudeshouwan,banzhurenjiangtaliantuodaizhuaidelajinjiaoxuelou,tuirubanzhurenbangongshi。

“砰。”

fangmenguanjin,banzhurenmianwubiaoqing:“zuo,haohaoliaoliao。”

“laoshinikenengwuhui……”

“闭嘴,听我说。”

“……xing,nishuonishuo。”zuozaiyizishang,chenyurouleroutengtongdefubu,kaishisikaoqitade“xiulian”fangshi。

自虐式修行不可取。

bijingzijidaziji,tengbushuo,wairenkanlaiyeshushiyouxiebiantai……

wunei,banzhurenbeizheshuangshou,manbuleliangquan,zhenglihaonaozhongcuoci,kaikou:“chenyu,zaiwudaofangmian,renherenzhijianqueshiyoutianfugaodi。nidetianfubuhao,zheishishishi。dantianfu,quebunengwanquanheshilihuadenghao。nimingbaima?”

“womingbai。ninshuodedui。neiwojiuxianzoule……”

“回来!”

banzhurenzhoumei:“wozhidao,nixinliyoumenqi。kezheinengjiejuewentima?nixianzaidemaobingbushitianfu!ershinidexingge!tailansanle,burenzhenxue、burenzhenlian。binitianfuchade,banliyebushimeiyou,renjiazenme……”

“haiyoubiwotianfuchadema?nage?”chenyuturanchakou:“ng,wojiushichuncuihaoqi。”

“dangranyou!jiushuoneige……e……ng……”banzhurenxianrulechensi。

陈宇:“……”

班主任:“……”

chenyu:“zaijianbalaoshi。”

“huilai!”banzhurenqiji:“zanmentaolundeshitianfuma?shinuli!nibunuli,tianfuzaihaoyoushenmeyong?”

“……”chenyukoulekouerkong。

ruguojiashangchuanyueqiandenianling,tashuobudingbizheigebanzhurendouda。ququzuipaoneng“huyou”dongta?

“……”

“……ai。”chenmopianke,banzhurenpaipaichenyujianbang:“shihuashishuo,wozhiqianhaishitingtaoyannizheigexuesheng。dannigangcaizaicaochangshangdejudong,duiwochongjimandade。kandechulai,niyexiangxuehao,neimezuoweibanzhuren,woyouyiwubangzhuni。”

“ng?”chenyuyileng,yinyueganjuedaobuduijing。

“xiajiekekaishi,nidiaodaodiyipai。woyiduiyidingzheni,bixubashilitishengshanglai!”

陈宇:“??”

“baneizicandehenjing,shizaixiulianshang。”banzhurenbiaoqingyansu:“xuexiaofangmian,wobangnishenqingzhusu。meitianjiuzhuwofangjianli。”

“??!”

“gaokaohaisheng33tian,chuleshuijue,meitianjiushilian!wobupalei。”

“dage,ninbienaoha……”chenyuhuangle。

banzhurenzhiqishen,yuqirenzhen:“womeifangqini,xiwangniyebuyaofangqiniziji。”

“ninkekuaifanglewoba……”

“zou。”banzhurentuikaimen:“shangkequ,jinidiaohuanzuowei。”

……

chenyufaxian,banzhurenshirenzhende。

genzheduifanghuidaobanji,diyijianshijiushijitahuandaolediyipai。

zhengzaijiangtaixiafang,laoshideyanpidixia。

“zuoxia。”banzhurenshuangshouchengzhejiangtai,muguangyuchenyuduishi。

“ng,wohaidequfazhan……”chenyujianyidao:“congmingtiankaishiba。”

“坐下!”

“nibushishuorangwofazhan,yitianbuyunxuhuilaima?”

“neiwoxianzairangnizuoxia,xiulian。nitingbuting。”banzhurentuiletuijingkuang:“buyaoyingxiangqitatongxue。”

zhouweitongxueliketoulailezengedemuguang。

【shoudaoxinlishanghai:jingshen+3】

陈宇:“……”

“xingbaxingba。”chenyuyi**zuoxia,bishangshuangyan,baichuxiuliandezishi,zhuangmozuoyang。

【landuozhong:jingqi+1】

erbianhuidangdehechengyin,lingchenyuyixi,xiayishizhengkaiyizhiyanjing,jiujianbanzhurenzhengyizhabuzhadedingzheta。

“nihewozaizheihunongguini?”banzhurennaqijiaobian:“nigenbenjiumeijuqi!”

“啪!”

hualuo,yichizijiupaizailechenyudejianbangshang。

【shoudaoshanghai:qixue+1】

陈宇:“……”

“修炼!”

“……艹。”

zuilidunangzhezanghua,chenyuzhinengdiaodongqihai,zaitineijinxingxunhuan。

【xiulianzhong:jingqi-1】

陈宇:“……”

“ng。”banzhurenmanyidiantou:“bucuo。”

“bucuogedera!”

“bizui!xiulian!”banzhurendahou。

【xiulianzhong:jingqi-1】

“dui!baochizhu,buyaoting!”

【xiulianzhong:jingqi-2】

“都说别停了!”

“啪!”

【shoudaoshanghai:qixue+2】

“……”

“继续!聚气!”

【xiulianzhong:jingqi-1】

banzhuren:“henhao,zheijiuzheimelai,nihuibianqiangde。”

chenyu:“……temexinnijiuyouguile……”