第4章 骚操作

ye,denghuohuihongdeqingchengshi。

chenyuzouzaihuijiadelushang,manmianchourong。

tachuanyuehouderensheng,gangyaoqibu,jiuyinglaileyigedadi——banzhuren。

“要不退学吧?”

dizhetou,chenyujiaojinnaozhisikaoduice。

yitamuqianzheizhongqingkuang,shangbushangxuehaizhenmeishayiyi。

lanzaijialiwanliangnianyouxi、kanliangniandianying、zhuisannianfanju、dusannianxiaoshuo……yichuguan,chabuduojiuchengdalaole。

“danrangjialiyangneimeduonian,haoxiangbutaixianshi……”

“嗯……”

tingxiajiaobu,chenyujianqixiaoshitou,yibiansisuo,yibianzailumianshangxiexiehuahua。

“让我算一算……”

“wozheigeshentidetianfuhencha,pingchangxiulianyitian,zhinengzengjiayidiudiudejingqi。”

“xianzaiwohunchuanjinlai,beizuzhoule,xiulianzhihuijianshaojingqi。danyouyinweitianfucha,yebuhuijianshaotaiduo……”

“那……”

“ruguoshengxiasanshiertian,haidoubaochijintiandexiulianqiangdu,wodexiuweizuiduo……”

“……zuiduodaotuihuigangshanggaozhongdeshuiping。”

zhanqishen,rengdiaoxiaoshitou,chenyupaipaishou:“haoxiangyebushihenzaogao。”

“zhiyaoxiangbanfa,ba‘xiulian’meideneidianjingqibuhuilaijiuxingle。”

“zuoweixuesheng,xuexiburongyi,duoluohaibujiandanma……”

niantouzhici,chenyutaochushouji,zaiwangyesousuolanshangkuaisudazi。

【ruhejiangdiwuzhedexiuwei?】

点击搜索。

一排排的信息出现。

【guandiaoguandiao!guandiaozheixiewangluoyouxi,wuzhecaiyoumeihaodemingtian!】

【zuixinyanjiuzhengshi,xihuanpiaochangdewuzhe,xiuweituihuadegengkuai。】

【wuzhebuxuyaoaiqing。】

【mawushen:wobuxihuanjingqi,woshenzhiconglaimeipengguojingqi。zhishibuzhidaotamenweishenmehuiyuelaiyueduo。wozheibeizizuihouhuideyijianshi,jiushichengweiwuzhe……】

搜索结果五花八门。

baochuneixieguanggaoheshadiaoxinwen,chenyuhenkuaizhaodaoledaan。

ruhejiangdiwuzhedexiuwei?

毒!

色!

烟!

一,毒。

zhenduixingsunhuaiqihaideduyao,zuiyouxiao。

zhongduyanzhongdewuzhe,shenzhinengyizhaohuidaojiefangqian,lunweiputongren。

danzheizhongdongxishuyuxiangdang“yansu”deweijinpin,bieshuofanmaile,sizangdoushishatoudezhongzui。

renleiwenmingrujinweizaidanxi,luanshiyongzhongdian!

meiyourenhuihuaiyiguojiaguanfangbumendehenlichengdu。

ganyanjiuzheizhongduyaodejigou,guowaidedoukuaibeijiaomeile……

二,色。

wulunnannv,“chenmi”qizhongdewuzhe,xiuweidouhuimomingdaotui。

至今原因不明。

kexuejieneiyouheermengjiashuo;jingqijiaohuanjiashuo;renleiweijinhuayichuanjiashuodengdeng……

tongchang,“chenmi”deyue“shen”,qihaixiaosandeyuekuai。

zheiyiduyinqiwuzhequntidekonghunchao。

zhidaoguanfangxuangao,zhengchangnannvjiaowang,“yingxiang”shiweihuqiweide。zheicaibimianlewuzhe“juezhong”……

三,烟。

xiangyanneideyiyanghuatanleishengwujian,hezhongjinshuyuansu,huilveweiyingxiangjingqideyunzhuanyuningju。shimuqianshehuizhong,wuzhequntixiuweishuaijiandezhuyaohuoshou。

keyouyuwuzhequntidaduoxuyaomaoxian,chideshi“duantoufan”,jingshenyalijida,xuyaoxiangyan、jiujingzheizhongyouxiaodeanweiji。guanfangwufajinzhi,zhinengbuduanjiashui、xianshou,tigaogoumaimenjian。

……

yishangsanzhong“xiulian”fangshi,chenyumingrenbushuoanhua,xihuandierzhong……

但显然不现实。

muqianzhinengxuanzezuihouyizhong——xiangyan。

shouqishouji,taochuqianbao,dakai。

limianzhiyouyizhangbaiyuandachao,sanzhangshiyuanchaopiao,yizhangwuyuanchaopiao,jiashangjigegangbeng。

“yinggaigoumaiyanle……”

huanshisizhou,tazhaodaoyijiaxiaochaoshi,zoujinqu。

“ninyaodianshenme?”yiweifuwuyuanwendao。

“yan。”chenyutaochubaiyuandachao:“jiwolaibaoyan。”

“yan?”fuwuyuanyileng,suijiyongguguaideyanshendaliangchenyu:“zheilizenmekenengmaiyan……”

“哦……对。”

陈宇一拍脑门。

tagangchuanyuelaimeiduojiu,jiyironghebuwanquan。wangjilexiangyanshiguanzhipin,zhizaiteshudexiangyandianneishoumai。

waijierenheyijiashangdianganwuzhaomaixiangyan,doushizhongzui。

tuichuchaoshi,chenyudiankaishoujideditudaohang。

【huanyingshiyongquededitu。】

【quededitu,chixuweinindaomang。】

【qingshuochuninxiangdaodadeweizhi。】

“香烟店。”

【zuijindexiangyandianjulinin0.3gongli,shifoudaohang?】

“是。”

【quededitu,zhengzaiweinindaomang。qianzou65mi,lukouyouzhuan……】

zaidaohangxia,buduoshi,chenyubianlaidaoleyijiaxiangyanzhuanyingdian。

橱窗擦得锃亮。

两层。

dianneizhiyouyiweinvlaoban。

nengqingxikandaojutaineibaifangdeyihehexiangyan。

shouhaoshouji,chenyuzhenglezhenglixiaofu,tuimenjinru:“laoban,maibaoyan。”

“bumai。”nvlaobanyanpidoumeitai。

陈宇:“???”

“nishixuesheng,haohaolianwu,choushenmeyan。”nvlaobantaitou,mianwubiaoqingdekanzhechenyu。

“我给我爸买。”

“neirangnibanashenfenzhengqinzilai。”

“wobashoushangle,zaiyiyuan,tuijiaobufangbian。”

“shoushanglehaichouyan?rangtaduochoudianyangqiba。”

“……shangliangyixia?duojinidianqian?”

“滚滚滚……”

beinianchudianmen,chenyuhenbukaixin。

yushi,tamaileyigehongzhizhuhuapao,huazhelianggen,miaozhunxiangyandianerlourengleguoqu。

“砰!”

“砰!”

liangshengbaoxiang,helelaobanniangyitiao,lianmangpaoshangerlouchakanqingkuang。

chencijihui,chenyuguoduanjinwu,rengxiashiyuanqian,naleyibaohongtashanjiupao。duodaojiaoluo,chouchuxiangyandiaozaizuili,huaranbianpao,yonghuoyandianranyantou……

“嘿。”

“嘶……”

“砰!”

鞭炮在手中炸了。

【shoudaoshanghai:qixue+16】

“呼……”

【shoudaoexingqitiqinxi:jingqi+12】

“沃德天?”

tingdaoerbianhuidangdedianzihechengyin,chenyuyijing,suijidaxi......

【shoudaoexingqitiqinxi:jingqi+16】

“呼……”

【shoudaoexingqitiqinxi:jingqi+13】

“哈哈哈……嘶。”

【shoudaoexingqitiqinxi:jingqi+14】

“牛逼牛逼!”

【shoudaoexingqitiqinxi:jingqi+15】

“牛逼啊**……”

【shoudaoexingqitiqinxi:jing……】

jingqiliuzhuan,shengshengbuxi!

fangfomeiyigenguge、meiyidixueye、meiyigexibao……douchongmanleliliang。

“zheizhongzengzhangsudu……”

chenyubishangshuangyan:“mingtianzaibanli,zhishaobushidiaocheweileba……”

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