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di6zhangmeixiangdaoniyeshihuo

qiaoruixueyaotoukuxiao:“meixiangdaonidezuizheimepin,buhenishuole!”

pengyuanzhibenlaijixushuapinzui,turankandaoyigeshuxidegaodashenyingcongyuanchuzoulai,talijibishanglezui。

shunzhetademuguang,qiaoruixueyekandaoleneigeshenying:“neijiushinidegege?”

pengyuanzhidianlediantou:“wogetanlegenvpengyou,duifangdefumubuyuanyi,wogejiuxiangdaitaquwaidi!”

“nigegedetiaojianbucuo,nvfangdefumuzenmehuikanbushangtani?”

“xianwojiaqiongbei!”pengyuanzhijiujiangzijideqingkuangshuole。

ruguohuanleqitaren,kenenghuizheiyangshuo:“qiongzhishizanshide,hainengqiongyibeizia?”

danshi,qiaoruixuezhishi“ng”leyisheng:“xianshiyidian,bingbusuancuo!”

ranhou,tayoushuo:“niyaobuyaoxiaqugentadaogebie,jitamaidiandongxi?ruguomeiyouqian,wozheiyouerbai!”

zheiniandai,erbaikuaiqiankeshiputonggongrenlianggeyuedegongzi。

pengyuanzhiyanyiliang:“nizheimeyouqian,zhenghaojiejiwoyongyong!”

shuochuqudehuarutongpochuqudeshui,qiaoruixueziranbuhuishiyan。

pengyuanzhidaizheliangzhangbaiyuanchaopiao,laidaoneigebaitandelaotoumianqiandunxia,naqiyigetiegedabawan。

“guoranshiquan!”taxinzhonganxi。

zheixiequanquanbudoushixiujibanban,sihushangmianhaiyouxiangxingdemingwen,danshitayigedouburenshi。

zheiniantou,wenwuzuojiadejihumeiyou,pengyuanzhiquexinzijimaileyebuhuishangdang。yushi,tajiuwendao:“laoyezi,nizheixiechengtuozenmemaide?”

laotoudagaishibaitanshuri,yizhimeiyoukaizhang,zijidounile,youqiwulididadao:“wushikuaiqianyige!”

“wozhiyouerbai!”pengyuanzhiyangleyangshouzhongdeliangzhangchaopiao。

jinnian5yue,shimianshangganggangliutonglanlvsedesiweirendachao。

“neinizhinengnasige!nikeyijiandadena!”laotoukanzheqian,bozishangdehoujieyigejingdizhandong。

zheiyizuquanyoudayouxiao,jiuxiangyigeniangshengleliugeerzi。laotourangpengyuanzhitiaodade,zijiganjuehaihendafang。

“chi!”pengyuanzhiganxiaoyisheng,“zheiwanyiyoubushiyonglailiangang,duoyigeshaoyigedouxing。woshimailaiwande,shaoyigedoubuhaowan!”

“那你说怎么办?”

“sanshikuaiqianyige,woquanbaole,jiniyibaiba!”

“taishaole,nizaijiadian!”

“bunengjiale,wohaideliudianqianzuohuochehechifanni!yikannijiushizaizheierbailehaojiuyemeiyoumaichuqu,zaidunliangtian,jialinonghuodoudanwule!”

ranhou,tayouhehulaotou:“zheifujinhunziduo,yidanbeirendingshang,qiangzounidedongxi,haiyaodaduannidetui!”

laotoubeishuozhonglexinshi,tanlekouqi:“haoba!sanshikuaiqianyige,doumaijinile!”

pengyuanzhibaqiandijilaotou,yonglaotoudepobubaole,nazhezhaohuideershikuaiqian,daihuiqiaoruixuedecheli。

qiaoruixueyijingcongchechuanglikandaopengyuanzhideyijuyidong,taqideyinyajinyao:“nifengle,naerbaikuaiqianmaizheijigetiegeda?ninazheigesongjinige,shinengdangchi,haishinengdanghe?”

“wogebuxuyao,tadaiqianle!”pengyuanzhishuozhe,congliugequanzhongtiaoleyigebudabuxiaode,“gangcaijienierbai,zheigenengzhiwubaikuaiqian,lianbendaili,womenliangqingle!”

qiaoruixuecongtashouzhongqiangguolai,xiangwangchechuangwaireng,queyouturantinglexialai:“quan!”

pengyuanzhihenjingya:“nishihuo?”

“dangran!”qiaoruixuejiaoaodishuo,“meixiangdaoniyeshihuo!”