第1章 刚回80年代,你让我做上门女婿接盘?

“buxiaozi,niyaobalaoziqisi!”

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狗草的!

kongjunleliangtian,jintianzaibushangyu……

不对!

十分的不对!

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“nijiushuo,yangjianiqubuqu?”

老汉还在吼李兴。

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“你去不去?”

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太欺负人了!

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更何况现在的李兴?

“die,niyebieshengerdideqi,tajiushidaozizui,doufuxin。”

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“呵呵!”

李兴只有两个字。

dasaocaishijializuibudangrende,shuozhehaotingdehua,ganzheexindeshi。

zheijinian,lixingqizaotanheidezhenggongfen,yigeyuenengchishangyikouroubu?

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“wojiuzainiupengzhu,ebusi。”

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滚犊子去!

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“反天了你!”

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“啪!”

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“……”

“都别看热闹了!”

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李荣国骂道。

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李兴却是眼睛一亮。

tazhengchouzenmechuliyibangxixuede,zheijiubujiandanle?

“好!”

“分家!”