“shengzi,yaobuhaishibiequxianchengle,dianshijikebubianyi。”
“zanmenmeiyoudianshijidegongyequan,zheiwanyiyebuhaomai。”
lushang,huahuakaikouquanshuo。
dashengsuishengfuhe:“dui,shengzi,woyejuedemaidianshijizheishibukaopu。”
“haiburumaigeguangboxiazilaideshizai。”
liangrenqianliangtiangenzheqitarenqihong,rangwangdongshengmaidianshiji,jiushikaiwanxiaoeryi。
xianzaikandaowangdongshengzhendecongjigejiejieneijieqian,haiyaocongjialinaqian,youyouxiedanxinqilai。
jibaikuaiqianzaizheigeniandai,keshiyibijukuan,zhenyaotounaofare,mailehuilai,zhibudinghuijiwangdongshengdailaiduodademafan。
kaiwanxiaoguikaiwanxiao,kebuxiangzhendekengpengyouxiongdi。
“那就不买了。”
jianlianggefaxiaoyongqiguaideyanshenkanzheziji,wangdongshengsuikoubianlegexiahua:“wozhaorendatingle,yigedianshijiyaoshihaojizhanggongyequan,zheiwanyibidianshijihaigui,maibuqi,genbenmaibuqi。”
“guangboxiazi,yaodegongyequanyebushao,haishiyihouzaishuoba。”
tazheijigefaxiao,yizhiwandebucuo,zaoniandeshihou,haishaxueweimeng,jieweiyifuyimudeqinxiongdi。
weilaijishinian,dabufenfaxiaodoubaochizhefeichanghaodeguanxi。
zhibuguo,jigefaxiaobuxiangta,congxiaodaodadoubeichongzhe,tamenzaijiahaishiyaoganhuode。
houlai,suizhenianlingzhangda,gezidapin,yiniandaotouhennanjuzaiyiqi,jiubuzaixiangxianzaizheibanwannaole。
daolejiushiniandai,chulehouzihedashengliangrenliuzaicunli,huahua、laojiu、haozi、mingmingjirendouchuqudagong。
huahuahundezuihao,jiehunmeiduojiunanxiadapin,zhuanledaqian,daizheqierdingjunanfang。
mingminghoulaiqushilimailurou,suiranmeizhuandaoshenmedaqian,danxiaoriziguodeshushufufu,zaishilimailefang,quanjialaoxiaodoubandaoleshilijuzhu。
laojiu、haozizeshidongyichuizi、xiyibangtou,zuizhonghaishizaicunli,meihunchugemingtang。
“**,shengzi,nishashihouzheimehaoshuohuale?”
“duia,nibuhuishiguyimengwomen,ranhoutoumoqumaiba。”
dasheng、huahualiangrenbukesiyidekanzhewangdongsheng。
tamencongxiaowandaoda,sheishenmexingge,bilejiezijiaxifuhaiyaoqingchu。
zhuyaoshiliangrendouhaimeijiehun,doubuzhidaoxifuzainagelaozhangrenjia,xianglejieyemeidilejie。
yuanben,liangrendouzhunbeihaolezhangpiandalun,jieguogenbenmeiyouyongwuzhidi。
“我蒙你们弄蛋。”
“zhenmaibuqi,yihouyouqianlezaishuo。”
“nimenlianggezheishishenmebiaoqing,zaizheiquanwo,wobumailenimenyoujibabuxiangxin。”
wangdongshenghuayinweiluo,jiubeidashengyijiaotizai**shang。
suirandashengzheiyijiaolidaobuda,jiuxiangpingshiwannaoyiyang。
wentishiwangdongsheng**gangbeitalaodieyongpidaichouguo,haiyouzhehaojidaohongyinzi。
zheiyixia,tengdetazhijietiaojiao,tonghuyisheng,madao:“aiyou……dasheng,**nidaye。”
ranhouzhuishangqu,zhaozhedashengde**jiushiyijiaotileshangqu。
paodongshi,yifusuifengliaoqi,luchuhoubeidehongyinzi,beihoumiandehuahuakandao。
huahuadunshihahadaxiao:“woshuonizenmegailexingzi,yuanlaishibeidale。”
shuozhe,jiuquxiankaiwangdongshengdebeixin、bakuzi。
“huahua,nigesibiantai,laozitisini。”
wangdongshenglazhekuzi,yiquanchuizaihuahuajianbangshang。
sangeren,yibiandanaozhe,yibianxiangcunkouzouqu。
cishi,wangdongshengyeganjuebudao**shangdetengtong。
zheigeshidaidenongcunren,jiushizheimepishi。
wangdongshengcongxiaodiaopi,meishaoaitadieda,zaojiuyoulekangxing,buyongshuobeidajipidai,jiushibeidiaoqilaidayidun,yongbuleliangtianjiunenghuobengluantiao。
tayijinghaoduonianmeiyougenzheixiexiongdimendanao。
zhongshengqian,shichanghuihuainiannianqingshihoudeshiguang,jintianzheimewannaoyitong,haizhenshibieyouyifanziwei。
nanrenzhisishishaonian,napashiyouzhehoushijishiniandejingli,zhongshenghuilai,genxiongdimendanao,yemeiyousihaoweihegan,fanerrangtagengjiazhenxiyanqianzheixiexiongdiqingyi。
“shengzi,dasheng,huahua,nimenzenmezheimeman,douzaizheilidengnimenbantianle。”
laojiukanwangdongshengtamenzouguolai,shanglaijiuyaolouzhuwangdongshengdebozi,jieguogezibugou,haidedianzhejiao,zhishizuolegedongzuo,youshouhuilaigebo。
“shengzi,zhenyaoquma?”
“wozaganjueyouxiebukaopu……”
budengwangdongshengkaikou,huahuaqiangxiandao:“qugedeer。”
“bazixingchehaihuiqu,cuomajiangqu。”
“不去了啊!”
lingyigefaxiao,houziyihuodekanzhewangdongsheng。
“buqule,meiyoudianshijiquan,maigejiba。”
“wojiushiguolaigennimenshuoyisheng,nimenhuiqucuomajiangba。”
wangdongshengdeqiandoubeidieniangjitaokongle,shenshangshifenbibusheng,haigangchileyidunpidaichaorou,zenmedoudelaoshijitian。
“qie……bei……wuwuwu……”
huahuagangxiangbawangdongshengdeqiushishuochulai,jiubeiwuzhulezuiba,“nibushuohua,meirenbanidangyaba。”
“fangkainidegouzhuazi,bishihaichou,buhuishilashi,yongshoukoudeba。”huahuabaikaiwangdongshengdeshou,yilianxianqi。
“**,zheinidouzhidao,haishixinxiande,zayang!yaobuyaozailaidian?”wangdongshengbashoufangzaibiziqianwenlewen,queshiyoudianchou。
“滚!”
huahuaganouliangsheng,chenwangdongshengbubei,yijiaotizaita**shang,ranhoukuaisupaokai,chaohoudahan:“zouzouzou,huiqudapai。”
“嘶!”
“nimenquba,woxianhuiqule。”wangdongshengmeiyouquzhui。
“jiranbuqule,neiwojiuxianhuijiashuijue,zuotianwanshangguapengkanleyisudegua,kuaibeiwenzijiyaosile。”
houzidalegehaqian,tuizhezixingche,jiuwangcunzilizou。
“三缺一啊!”
“shengzi,niyoumeishenmeshi,genwomenyiqiqucuomajiang。”
laojiulianmangzhuaizhuwangdongsheng。
“shulesuannide,yinglesuanwode,wojiuqu。”
“nimencuomajiang,hainengqueren?”
wangdongshengpaikailaojiudechouzhuazi,“quzhaohaozihemingming,tamenjishucha,shouqichou,hainengrangnimenyingdian。”
“haozigentadie,qugebicungaifangzile,yitiannengzhuanliangbaodaqianmen。”
“mingmingtianbuliangjiugentadieshazhuqule,gujigangshuixiabujiu。”
mingminghaiyougewaihao,jiaopangzi,laodieshishazhujiang,laozhangrenshichuzi,jianzhijuepei。
shenghuotiaojian,zaitamenjigemengxiongdizhongzuihao。
“neigengdequle,shuobudinghainengnongdianzhuxiashuihuiquchi。”
“suanle,woqubangnimenjiao。”
wangdongshengyuanbenzhunbeihuijia,zheixiazidaobuzhejile,zhijiexiangzhemingmingjiadefangxiangzouqu。
“neiniquba,woxianbazixingchehaile,ranhouquhuahuajialaofangzidapai。”
laojiuqishangzixingche,xiangzhetasangejiafangxiangdeng。
huahuakandaozixingcheguolai,zhijiecuandaohouzuoshang,yishizhenggezixingchewaiwainiuniu,chadianpaodaogouliqu。
laojiumaleyiju,fuwencheba,feilidewangqianqiche。
“我还没上车啊!”
“dengdeng,wohaimeishangche。”
dashengjianlaojiuzhijiedengchejiuzou,lianmangpaozhezhuileshangqu。
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