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“你弄疼我了！”
jiangmiaomiaomeiyoucuoguoshenchenzhoudeyanlishanguoyisihenli，
“xing，zheitiaoqunziwoshouxiale！”
jiangmiaomiaoshuaikaishenchenzhoudeshou，
“duiyaduiya，miaomiaonijiunazheba，zanmenlianggehainengchuanjiemeizhuang。”
周聂云出来打圆场，
“wobahanwohuijiachifan，woxianzoule。”
shangbeizijiangfuyizhixiwangnvernengjiezijideban，nenggouxuehuizijidehexinjishu，yihoubamabuzaile，jiangmiaomiaokeyishunsuikaixin，fuzudiguowanzijideyisheng。
kejiangmiaomiaoyixinpuzaishenchenzhoushenshang，bujinrangjiangfubahexinjishujiaojishenchenzhouhaijujiantazuojixiechangchangzhangjiebanren。
jiangmiaomiaobeizhuahou，jiangfuyiyebaitou，sichuweijiangmiaomiaoqiuqingbenbo，budengjiangmiaomiaochuyu，jiuyinweijilaochengjiqushile。
dengjiangmiaomiaopaohuijiashi，jiangfuhejiangmuzhengzaichifan，
“babamama！”jiangmiaomiaoyixiazijiubaozhujiangjiafumu，
“aiyaguaiguai，duodalehaisajiao”jiangfucongxiaojiubajiangmiaomiaopengzaishouxinlichong，danshiqianliangniantayizhifanduijiangmiaomiaoheshenchenzhoujiechu，liangrendeguanxiyuelaiyuecha。
“zheihaizi，bushisheishuojintianheshenjianeixiaozihaiyounieyunyiqiguoshengrima？makannibuzaijiachifanyemeizuoshenmecai。”
jiangmiaomiaokanzheyanqianciaidefumuyankuangyixiajiushile，yanleizhibuzhudiliu。
“sheiqifunila，shibushishenchenzhouneixiaozi，wozaozhidaotabushihaodongxi，bababangnichuqi！”
jiangfuhaimeicongnverdeqinnifanyingguolai，likejiuyaoweinverchutou，
“bushidebaba，woyijingbuxihuantale，wozhishitaigaoxingle，yiqiandoushiwodecuo，wobugaigennimenchaojiade，woyihouyidinghaohaoxuejishu！”
“haoahaoa，wogennishuobabatongxuedeerzibitahaoduole，yibiaorencai，haishigejunguanlie！xiacijinimenlianggejieshaojieshao。”
“aiyabama，woxianzaizhixiangdangnimendexiaomianao！”
jiangjiafumuduishiyixiao，youjinvertianshangyiwanfan。
diertianjiangmiaomiaoyizaojiugenjiangfudaochanglixuexijishu，neijianlianyiqunyebeitachulile，zheiciyidingnengbikaishangbeizidebeiju！
changlideyouxiupingjiangmashangjiuyaokaishile，zhiyounashangleyouxiunvgong，jiangmiaomiaojiunenggengkuaidipingshanggaojishudengji，nengjiechangzhangdeban，haishiyaonashilishuohua。
“miaomiao，jishudehexinjiuzaiyuzheigexiaolingjian，niwuxiuquchaochejianquyipiguolai，babagennijiangjieyixia。”
jiangmiaomiaochenwuxiudajiachifan，qucchejianqulingjian，haimeidakaichejianmenjiutingjianlimianchuanlaiyizhennvshengaimeidechuanxihenanshengqingtiaodeshengyin。
“xiangsiwole，kuairangwonongxia”
“aiya，zheilibuxing，bieqinwo。”
jiangmiaomiaodengdaleyanjing，yinweilimiandenvrenjuranshizhounieyunhechangliyoumingdeliumangpizilintao。
lintaopingchangzhengshibuganjiuaidiaoxichanglidenvgong，yaobushitababashiqulidedalingdao，tazaojiubeikaichule。
jiangmiaomiaomeixiangdaozhounieyunjuranhuihezheizhongrengaodaoyiqi。
“neishenmeshihoukeyi？nibushiyuqinguzongba。”
“aiyameiyou，woyexiangni，danshizuijinzhuadeyan，guoliangtianchanglizuzhikandianying，zanliangwanshangqunanshanheihei”
“nidanzitingdaa，yaoshibeifaxianwomenkeshiyaobeizhuaquzuolaode！”
“wozaoxiangdaole，wobashenchenzhouhejiangmiaomiaojiaozhe，daoshihouzhaojihuiliu，chayechabudaowomenshenshang！”
“haishinicongming，shenchenzhouneigetiangougujigaoxingsile，jiangmiaomiaogengbuyongshuo，tiangoudetiangouhahaha。”
“zhenghaotajiwomaileyitaoxinqunzi，daoshihoukeyishishiheihei。”
jiangmiaomiaotingdewojinlequantou，taxinliyousuozhunbeidanmeiyouxiangguozhenxiangyuanlairucibukan，shenchenzhouyeshigebeidangqiangshide，jiangmiaomiaoxinliyouleduice，qiaowushengxidilikailechejian。
guoleyihuier，zhounieyunyilianhongrundihuidaolegongwei，
“miaomiaowoshentibushufu，nibangwobaxiawudehuozuole。”