第3章 你还能听懂广播里的词儿了?

chiguowanfan,chenluyangtaidujihaodichengdanlexiwanshoushisaodimohuidejiatingrichanggongzuo。

“luyang,bieganle,laichixigua。”

jiefusunzhigangwanshangbaohuilaile20jindedaxigua,yizhizaicaijiaolizhenzhe。

chiguolewanfan,sunzhigangbaochuxigua,qiechengxiaokuaimafangzaimudanhuadatangcipenli,zhaohuandajiayiqilaixiaoyuanchi。

chenluyangzaojiumiaoshangxiguale,tingjianjiefudezhaohuanmashangcongwulipaolechulai,naqiyikuaixigua“hangchi”jiushikenleyidakou。

甜!

又沙又甜又凉爽!

xiaoyuanwaideludengxia,wushudechongziraozhedengpaoyiquanquandefei。

shizhuoshangdeshouyinjili,dianliushengshengzizizhazhadebofangzhepingshu《suitangyanyi》,zaijiangdaodazhangdeshihou,zonghuishishixiangqiququerdajundejiaosheng,hongtuozheqianjunwanmadesishaqifen。

chenfuzuozaipangbian,xintengdekanzheshouzhongdepushan。

yuanbenpushanjiuhuaidebuxiangyang,wanshangzaizouleyidunchenluyang,shanyeyoufeiqihaojipian。

chenfunaqishanzishanleshan,jieguolianyijindoumeishanqilaibandian。

chenmufangebaiyan:“xinglexingle,yigeposhanzidanggehaowanyier,douhuaichengzheiyanglehuitoumaigexinde。”

chenfujile:“napole!zheibushihainengyongme。”

chenluyangkenqidisankuaixigua,biankenbianshuo:“womashuodedui,banizheipushanjiushengjigenyezizhileng,huitouwojinimaiyigedianfengshanshishi。”

chenfubailetayiyan:“nimaidianfengshan?niyaogongzuomeigongzuo,yaoxueshangmeixueshangde,niliangexiguaqiandounabuchulai,nimaishadianfengshan!”

陈露阳:“……”

得!

哪壶不开提哪壶,

zuoyoujinwanzijizashuodoushicuo,chenluyanggancuiyebuganzhishengle,zhishimentouchixigua。

“luyang,nijiexialaidasuanzaban?”jiefusunzhigangkaikoule。

“haohaofuxi,mingnianjiezhekao。”chenluyanghaobuyouyuhuida。

baixiaofansuiranbushihaoniao,ketayouyijuhuashiduide。

zaizheigeshidai,gaokaozhendeshikeyigaibianmingyundedongxi。

pingtadebenshi,fuxifuxikaogehaodaxueshiwanquankeyishixiandeshi。

zheihuashuowan,chenluyanghanjiandimeiyouzaodaopiping。

buguanzenmeshuo,chenjiarenhaishixiwangtanengkaoshangdaxue,yougehaoqiantude。

“neinizheiyinianyezongbunengyizhizaijialidaizhe,renzongyaoyougeshigan,daidetaijiujiudaifeile。”

sunzhigangxianglexiang,kaikoudao:

“wojinwanxiabantingshuochangliguojitiankenengyaozhaogong,womingtianshangbanzaiqudatingdating,yaoshizhenyouzheishi,kankandaoshihounengbunengxiangbanfabaninongjinbaoweike。”

meidengchenluyangdaying,junjunnamenle:“weishaburanglaojiuqushitang?”

zaitaxinzhong,jixiechangshitangshichulexiaomaibuyiwaizuimeihaodedifang,shahaochidedouyou。

chenmuwunaidao:“nilaojiujiuchihaixing,rangtajinshitang,bubashitangshaolejiusuanbucuole。”

junjunyounamen:“neiqulaoyedechejianbuyetinghaoma?”

laoyeqiaoqiaodada,shadouhuixiu,shibuchanghainengnaxiaofeijianjitazuogewanju,zeilihai!

chenfulenghengyisheng:“nidangchejianshisharendounengjindeni!”

fangxiashanzi,chenfubainongzheshouyinjidetianxian,meihaoqidao:

“nilaojiuyaoshinenggenzhenibaqubaoweike,younibakanzhe,neiwoyesuanfangxinle,huitouhainengjichanglizhuadianhaozi,weichanglizuozuogongxian……e^,nishuozheishouyinji,zayinlijingshixiaoribenzidedongxi,hairangburangrentingpingshule!”

jieguochenfububononghaihao,

zheiyibonong,shouyinjide《suitangyanyi》,chedibianchengleriyudeguangbojiangzuotidai。

“来气!不听了!”

chenfubonongleyishenhan,zuihouqidejiangshouyinjirengxiangzhuozi,zijiniushenjinwushuijuequle。

翌日。

yuanzilidejichaoraolechenluyangdemeimeng。

suiranbuyongshangxueshangban,danshizaichenjiaxiangshuilanjueyeshibukenengde。

yidazao,chenmujiuyaoqichuangzhunbeiyidajiadefancai,dingdingdangdang,guowanpiaopen。

chenfunazhesaozhoushoushizheyuanzi,loudianyindeshouyinjibofangzhexinwen,

junjundunzailianpenqianxilian,chenlinglingzhanzaijingziqianmianzhazhexiaobian。

shibushijiquanlihaichuanlai“gegeda”dejijiaosheng。

chenluyangshuiyanxingzhongdechuanzhebeixinzouchuwu,gangdakaigebozhunbeishengelanyao,jiutingchenfumeihaoqidao:

“zhenyougonga。daxuedaxuekaobushang,gongzuogongzuozhaobuzhe,hainengdazaoshangshuixinglejiunengzhijiechifan,wozajiumeizheihaomingni。”

chenluyangganggangzhanfangdelanyao,shunjianweile。

chenfudakaiyuanmen,jiangcuozilidehuichenhelajidaozaiwaimian,

动作之无情,

poyouzhongyaojiangchenluyangyiqisaodichumendeganjue。

chenluyangshanshandeduodaoyibian,anjingdixilianshuaya,jinliangjianshaozijidecunzaigan。

“yaowoshuoa,zuiyoufudehaishizanjialingling。”

chenmuduanzhezhoufangdaofanzhuoshang。

“nikanlaosongjiadesongnata,genzanjialinglingyigesuishu,bujinzijideshangxuehaiyaojiyijiarenzuofan,nayoushijianshouzhejingzizhabianzizhabangedian。”

chenlinglingbugaoxingle,juezhezuidao:

“natatajiayebushiguangtayirenzuofande,tagebangtade。”

“bangta,tabuyedezijiganma,naxiangnishadouchixianchengde。”

chenmudengtayiyan,jiezhetanlekouqi:

“nimenzheiqunhaizijiushiguande!tanzhemeidiemeimadejiuhaole。”

zheibianchenmugangfawanlaosao,yuanzilijiuchuanlailechenfudemasheng。

“zheiposhouyinjichengtiantiaotai,meitianjiliwaladijiangzheixiexiaoribenzihua,yebuzhidaojiangdeshisha。”

chenluyangshuqierduozixitingleting,suikoudao:“jiangderibenqichechanliangdiyicichaoguomeiguo,zhengougeqingzhuni。”

chenluyangchuanyueqianshigaobianyide,yuyannenglisuanshichuleibacui。

bieshuotingguangbole,jiusuanshidaikouyindedounengtingdonggeqiqibaba。

chenfuyigehuaiyidexiaoyanshenjiudileguoqu。

“nitingdedongzheiwanyier?”

chenluyangguzuoqingsong:“nengtingdonga,guangbochengtianboriyujiangzuo,genzhetingtingjiutingdongle。”

chenfujiantashuodeqingsongziran,yanzhongshanguoyisiyouyu。

buguozhuanertajiumachusheng:“xiaotuzaiziyitiantiande,zhengjingdebuxing,xuezheixiemeiyongdeyigedingliang。”

shuodaozhei,chenfujiuyouxiangqilechenluyanggaizhiyuandeshier,lianzaicilalaxialai。

qishi,chenluyanggongzuodeshier,taqugenchanglishuofenliangzuizhong。

danshi,chenfuqinqinkenkendejichangliganhuoganleyibeizi,

rangtapaojiasheyeweichanglizuofengxian,tawutiaojianzuodao。

keshiyaorangtagenchanglitiyaoqiu,jiangrenqing,taquewulunruhedouzhangbukaizheigezui。

jiefusunzhigangdongdechenfudewunai,zhudongdao:

“ba,jintianshangbanwojiuqurenshikewenwen,meinianchanglizhaopinderenyuanzhibiaoduo,zenmedounengjiluyangyigeminge。”

chenfuganjixinweidikanleyiyansunzhigang:“xinkunilexiaosun。”

sunzhigangxiaodao:“banizheihuashuode,doushiyijiaren,youshaxinkubuxinkude。”