第4章 二傻子,不傻

“yi,nibaqianshouqilai,jiudangwotiebudejiayong。”yanyujiaobapiaojiaowangyuanzhuxiaoyigenqianyitui。

jinguanyanboshigangdairuyuanzhudeshenfen,dantadenaohailirengbaoliuzheyuanzhudejiyi,yincitaqingchuzheishishangchuleyuanzhuzaosidema,xiaoyishixiufenshizuitengxiyuanzhuderen,suoyizheixiazhuanleqiandaoyebulinse。

shixiufenkandaoyizhinvcongyuanxiandeershazibiandecongminglingli,youtebiedongshi,xinlihenshixinwei。

“shahaizi,nixiaoyiwosuiranguafujiajiade,danrizihaiguodequ。zheiqiannizijishouqilai,niyouzheijingshangdetounao,liuzhezuobenqianyehao。”

“neiwoxianshouqilai,youqianhoubu。”

yanyujiaojuedeyuanzhuxiaoyishuodebuwudaoli,yushiliulexielingtoujixiapengmaitangchi,qitadeqianjiushouleqilai。

tazhunbeijixuwanshanglaolongxia,baitiandaoxianchengmai。

shixiufenmingbaiyizhinvxingzhigaokang,qieshixiashuyulongxiashengchanqi,yebuxiangwushi,bianqiandingningwanzhufuleyifancaifangxin。

dangtianwanshang,yanyujiaobeilelianggedatong,pixingdaiyuehouyoushimanmanshouhuo,youlediyihuijingyan,zheicixianranshishumenshulu。

buguozheicitabuzhunbeijixuzaiqixiechangfujinmai,yinweiyuanzhubijingshenghuozaibashiniandaichu,gaigechunfenggangchuiqi,wanwushangweiwanquanfusu,yiqiekanshangquyijiuxiaotiaobukan,jibianxianchengrendeshenghuotiaojianxiangduifuyu,danyebuhuimeijiameitiandoukenhuaqianmailongxiazheizhongshechipin。

yanyujiaozheicijiangmubiaofangzaixiangongxiaoshepangbian,tarenweigongxiaosheneiganhuobibijieshi,xianglongxiazheizhongshuichanpinqueshishaojian,erlaiwanggongxiaoshedekehudoushibukehushideqianzaigoumaizhe。

youyongyoumoudeyanboshidequeliaoshirushen,tacaibatonghebiandanfanghao,limajiuyinglaibushaokehuweiguanwenjia。

“yujiao?zhendeshini!”

yijuxunwenrangmangdebukekaijiaodeyanyujiaotaiqiletou,tawangxianglairen,jidemianqianchuanzhexiaoshouyuanfuzhuangdeaigenvrenshiyuanzhudabomujiaernveryanyuping。

shangciyuanzhuzishadenaoju,yuanzaixianchenggongxiaosheshangbandeyanyupingbingweilumian。

yanyuping,zaiyanjiabitamalinshulanhaiyaolihai,ruguoshuolinshulanhuaizaimianshang,neiyanyupingjiushihuaizaiguzili。

xingkuishangcinaojutabuzaichang,yaoburanshuikendinghuibeiyuejiaoyuehun。

yanyujiaopieleyiyanyuanzhuertangjiedezhangxiang,gaoquangu、jianxiaba,jianzuihousairangrenxihuanbuqilai。

“nizheishizaimailongxia?”yanyupingkandaotangmeibingbuxiangliziji,yebujijiao,zhuiwendao,“shengyihaoxiangbucuoma,maidejiqianyijin?”

“yiyuan。”yanyujiaojianjieyingdao。

“woshangbantingmangde,jiubuhenilaokele。”linzouqian,yanyupinghuitoumiaoleyixialongxiatanqiandehuorejingxiang,yisijiaoxiadexiaofushangzuijiao。

lianggeshichenhou,zhaoasiyonglvchetuozhesiwutonglongxialaidaoliyanyujiaowubaimiyuandedifangkaishijiaomai。

zhaoasi,shiyanyupingdeduixiang,shehuihunzi,pingchangzaijiazongshiwusuoshishi。

yanyupingyanretangmeilongxiashengyihao,juedelongxiazainongtianlisuichukejian,bianrangnanyouyeyihuluhuapiaolaoxiadaidaoxianchengmai。

“xinxianlongxia,liangyuanyijinle,zouguoluguobuyaocuoguo!”

zhaoasishengshigouqiang,daotadetanweiqianweiguanderenbushao,danzhenzhengyuanyimaidequewuyiren。

yanyujiaofaxianhezijijingzhengdeshiyuanzhuertangjiededuixiang,fangcaizhidaoyanyupingzhudongdashan,yuanlaishizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu,dantajuedemaimaishichangshigongpingde,yinciyebushenjiu。

ranershengyibingbushineimehaozuo,zhaoasichileyitiandebie,huitoutuliandihuidaolexiangxia。

“yizhidoumeimaichuqu?”yanyupingyoudianhuaiyizijideerduo,suihouchumouhuacedao,“nandaoshinimaidejiagegui?mingtianjianjiashishi。”

diertian,zhaoasixishoulejingyanjiaoxun,maidejiagedaoshibiyanyujiaodehaibianyi,danhaishimeimaichuqu。

“nandaoershazishiyongchumaishentizheizhaomaidelongxia?”

yanyupingmanxinhuyi,tashizhongmeinongmingbaitangmeixiaolianghao,kaodeshi“mailongxiajiaoxinyingshaofa”desilu,erfeirouti。

zhaoasibenjiushierhunzi,haoburongyixiangqinlaozhifu,queyilianshutiandoumeizhuanqian,zheirangtabieleyiduzidehuo。

“xde,wojuranhundeliangeershazidouburu。”

neitianzuowanshengyi,zhaoasiyanchouzhebuyuanchudeyanyujiaotiaozhekongkongdetongzhunbeihuijia,shunjianqiledaiyi。

tongguojitiandeguancha,taquexinyanyujiaowanglaixianchengdoushijieranyiren,qiehuijiadelushangmianbuleyoupianpixiaolu,bianjuedingzhaozhunshijianjiuxiashou。

yanyujiaozhigucongmangganlu,shengyilushanglianxujitiandetaipingrangtafangsonglejingti,hunranbujueshenhouyougegenzongdeweiba。

yanredetianqirangdajiadouduozaiwuneinaliang,jiajiahuhumenkeluoque,meiyouyisishengji。

congxiangxiadaoxianchengyaojingguoyitiaoyoujingfeiqidejiuxiangzi,yanyujiaomeicizoudaozheilidouhuixinneifajin,danyizhimeichushiyourangtahenxinan。

“miao~”yinsensendemaojiaosheng,rangrendeneixinchanshengyizhongzhixigan,yanyujiaobuyoudefangmanlejiaobu,tasichuqiaoleqiao,doumeiyoukandaomaomideyingzi。

“miaoxingrenyoushenmehaopade。”yanyujiaoanzidaqiguliziji。

sheizhigangxiangjixuqianxing,youtingdaojishengmaojiao,dantahenkuaichajuedaofachushengyindebushidongwu,ershihuorendeezuoju。

“是谁?快出来!”

zhaoasijianzijizangbuzhule,yebuyanshi,zhijiechuxian。

“jiaomei,niyigenvrenjiajiadedanduzoulushangduoweixian,youqihaizhangdezheimemei。jiurangwozheigehuhuashizhesongnihuiquba!nizhiyaoshidangfuwodianbaobiaofeijiuxing!”

wenyan,yanyujiaomingbaiyanqiandenanrenhaibatadangchengshixirideershazi,yiweitaruanruokeqi,suibudongshengsedao:“xiele,queshibuganlaonindajia,ninyouzheigongfuhaishihuiqubaohuninvpengyouweihao。”

jinguanbeiwanyanjujue,danzhaoasisihaomeiyouyaolikaideyisi,“biezheiyangajiaomei,nishuonizheishengyizuodeneimehao,woheniyidaohuiqushunbianququjing,yehaodaiwozhuanzhuanqian。”

“yanyupingbiwoyounengnai,nihaishihuiquxiangtataojiao。”yanyujiaomeihaoqidihuijue。

cunlirenchuanyanershazizicongzhuangtouhouwanquanbianlegexingzi,jintianzhaoasisuanjianshile,buguobuguanyanyujiaoshifouzhenbiangeren,jinergezheiqianzijishiqiangdingle。

shuohuajian,zhaoasijiubachubabishou,yaoyaqiechidao:“wokannixianzaihainengbunengyouyanbujin,kuai,bashenshangdeqianquantaochulai。”

jianzhuang,yanyujiaodediyifanyingjiushifankang。