第1章
“ma，ninjiufangxinba，zhiyaozheigejiahaohaode，jiusuanshijiajiwanglaizi，neiwoyerenle！”
“xiaojuna，niyoubushibuzhidaoneiwanglaizishishenmerenzhendejiajiletaneizhong**，nizheibeizikejiuhuile，nirangmazenmefangxindexiaa！”
“xianzaibabadetuihaixuyaozhi，didiyezhengshishangxuedeshihou，womenjiazhendebunengmeiyouzheibicailiqian！”
“ninmenyangyulewoershijinian，xianzaiyelundaowoweizheigejiazuodianshiqingle！”
“ninjiuchengquanwodeyipianxiaoxinba！”
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wuwaichuanlaichouqishenghezhengchaosheng，jinguanyadileshengyin，danwuneidelinranyirannengtingqingchu。
linranlenglengditanzuozaiyizishang，manlianjinshibukezhixinzhise。
huanshisizhou，xiaxiaohunandefangjiannei，fanhuangdemuzhuohediaolejikuaibaipideqiangbi，zaijiashangzhuoshangneigeyinzhehuakaifuguidereshuihu，yiqiedeyiqie，doushineimedeshuxi。
aotubupingdeqiangbishang，weiyidezhuangshiwu，kongpajiushineibenyijingsiledabandegualile。
ergualizhishang，heranxiezhejigedazi。
yijiubalingnian8yue13ri！
shashijian，yuanbentanzuozaiyizishangdelinranbianmengdizhanleqilai。
自己居然重生了！
haizhongshengdaoleyijiubalingniandezhongqiujieqianxi！
rouleroumohudeshuangyan，nanyizhixindihuanshizhezhouzaoshuxideyiqie，yigusuanchuhezizebansuizhehuiyizaiduqinxierlai。
wushushuxidehuamianhejiyiyongshangxintou。
shanggeshijibashiniandai，zijijialisuirantanbushangdafudagui，danqimariziyehainengmianqiangcouhuo。
yijiasikouxiangqinxiangai，tonggangongku，suiranwuzhitiaojianbutaifengyu，danqijiandewenxin，queshihoushizaiyewufayuzhibinide。
muqinshiyimingchuantongfuren，zaijiaxiangfujiaozi，zhaoguzijihejiejie。
erfuqinzeshizaizhuanyaobeizhuantou，weilegongerzishangxue，meirimeiyedegongzuo。
naihetianyoubucefengyun，jiuzaisantianqian，yebandefuqinbeitantadezhuantouzaduanletui，jinjisongquleyiyuan，jingguoqiangjiu，caibaozhulezheitiaotui。
danchushizhihou，zhuanyaolaobanqueshitaozhiyaoyao。
yiqianduoyuandezhiliaofeiyong，buguangtaokonglejialidesuoyoujixu，gengshirangbenbufuyudejiatingxueshangjiashuang。
weilerangfuqinjixujieshouzhiliaohegongzijijixushangxue，jiejiezhinenghanleidayinglecuntouwanglaizideqingqiu。
shouxialeduifangdecaili，tongyijiangzijijiajileta，yijiejiazhongderanmeizhiji。
raner，zheiwanglaizishishilibaxiangchulemingdedipiwulai，budanhaochilanzuo，haichenmidubo。
hejiejiejiehunqinianhou，bianjiangjiazhongdejixuhuihuoyikong，haibeishanglejueduzhai。
daozhijiejieriyecaolao，jilaochengji，jiashangwanglaizidejiabaolingnve，budaosishisuibianyuyuerzhong。
fuqintuishangyeluoxialebinggen，beibingtongzhemoleyibeizi。
ermuqin，gengshizhongriyileiximian，juedezijikuiduijiejie，haimeidengdaozijijiehunbianyushizhangci。
suiranzijihenzhengqi，kaoshangledaxue，biyezhihouhaijinruleguoboguangongzuo，pingjiezhezijizhashidejianbaogongdihezili，chengweileyeneitaidou，fengguangwuxian。
danfumuhejiejiedexiangjilishi，quechengweilelinranxinzhongyibeiziyemobuqudeshangtonghekuijiu。
xiangbiqiqianshidefengguang，zijixianrangengyuanyirangyijiarentonggangongku，ganzhiruyi！
erbushirangjiejieweilezheigejiatingdashanglezijiyibeizideqingchun！
rouleroushirundeyankuang，zaitingzhewuwaimunvliangdexiyu，linranzaiyeannaibuzhuxintoudesinianhesuanchu，zhandoudeshou，fangzailaojiudefangmenshang。
shangbeizi，zijibudongshi，meiyounengliqutuikaizheishanmen。
zhinengmuduzhebeijuyibubushangyan。
zheiyishi，jueburangbeijuzhongyan。
dingledingshen，shenhuxiyikouqi，tuikaimenjingzhizoulechuqu。
“妈！”
“姐!”
houlongyouxiezhandou，linranhuhuanchulezheiduijiuweidemingci。
zheiyike，kanzheyanqianzhenzhenqieqiedemuqinhejiejie，linranjuedezijizhendehuidaoleneiduanqingpineryouwubiwenxindeshaonianshiguang！
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jimangcalecayanjiaodeleihen，qiangjichuyisixiaorongduizhegenqiandelinranshuodao。
“xiaoran，nieleba，woqujinixiawanmian。”
“nifangxin，xuefeideshiqingnibuyongchou，majintianjiunengjinicouchulai！”
“zhiyaoninenggoushunshunlilidebiye，daoshihouyoulefenwendangdegongzuo，womenzheixiezuofumude，yejiufangxinle！”
kanzhemuqinmanliandeciaiheyanjiaoshanguodeqianjiu，linranbujinjiangmuguangluozailezijidejiejieshenshang。
“姐。”
kanzhejiejieduoshanheweiqudemuguang，linranyishijiangengshigengyankuijiudaolejidian。
hanchuyishengjiejiezhihou，bianzaiyetubuchubangezilai。
shangbeizi，zijiqianzheiweijiejiede，shizaishitaiduole。
“xiaoran，nitingmade，anxinshangxuejiushile。”
“qitashiqingdoubuyongnifenxin。”
linxiaojunchongnidikanleyiyanzijidedidi。
zheiyike，xianqiandebuyuanyifangfodouyijingqiaoranshihuai。
zuojiejiede，bujiushizheiyangma？
zhiyaofuqinnenghaoqilai，didinengchurentoudi，jiusuanjiajiwanglaizi，haoxiangyemeineimebuzhidangle。
tingzhelinxiaojundehua，linranshunjianjiubengbuzhule。
daizhejifenzhandoukaikoudao。
“ma，jie，wobuxiangshangxuele。”
“mingtianwojiuchuquzhaofengongzuoqu，zhiyaowomenyijiarenhaohaode，zheigejiazonghuihaoqilaide。”
qianshidelinranyizhihouhuiqianjiuleyibeizi，douguaizijidangshibudongshi，cairangmuqinhejiejiehanhenerzhong。
jiranzheicilaotianyoujilezijiyigejuezedejihui，neizijijiujueduibuhuirangzheigejiazhongdaofuzhe！
zuoweijialixianzaiweiyidenanrenheerzi，zijiyouyiwu，tiaoqizheigejia！
“nishuoshenme？niyoubenshizaishuoyibian！”
benyiweizijidedongshihuiyinglaijiarendexinwei，kebuliaoyuanbenzuozaidengzishangdemuqinqueshimengdizhanleqilai，hunshenqidefadou，shunshouchaoqilesaozhoujiuyaowangzijishenshangzhaohu！
“混账东西！”
“nizhidaoweilegongnidushunijiejieshouleduoshaoweiquma！”
“tuzaizi，nijiwotinghaole，jiusuanshizaguomaitie，laoniangyehuibanijigongchulai！”
“bushangxue，jiuyibeizidoubuhuiyouchuxi！”
“yihouniyaoshizaiganshuozheizhonghua，wodasini！”
wangxiufangtizheshoulidesaozhou，hunshenqidefadou，duizhelinrande**jiupaidaleguoqu。
“妈！”
linxiaojunyanjishoukuaidihuzailezijididigenqian。
“xiaorantabudongshi，nixiaoxiaoqi！”
“xiaoran，yihoubuzhunzaishuozheizhonghuale，mamayeshiweinihao！”
lanxialemuzierren，shengpanianglianggeyouchaoqilai，linxiaojunjimangjididishilegeyanse，shiyitachuqulengjingyixia。
linranwunaidiyaoleyaotou，duiyumuqindebaopiqihedoufuxin，zijiziranshianshude。
zhenghaojiepoxialv，chuqukankanzheijiuweidelaojie，kankanyoumeiyoushenmenenggaishanjiazhongzhuangkuangdeyingsheng。
genmuqinhejiejiezhaohuleyisheng，bianchulehutong，taituichaozheyuanchudejiedaozouqu。