第1章

“laoer,fanzhengyigehaizishiyang,jigehaiziyeshiyang,zhenghaojishuangxidagebanma,daoshihoushuangxiyiniansijideyifu,wodoujibaole。”

“niheersaoyemeiyoubiedebenshi,zaijiaduoshufu,buyongdaowaimianqushoubaiyan,daoshihoujialidediyejinihesaozizhong,liangwoyebuyao,nimenzijimaiqianjiushi。”

“duia,erge,yebuyongnimentieqian,haizidexuefeishenghuofei,womenanyueji,nimenhainengzhengdianni。”

“……”

shuangxifanlegeshen,banmengbanxingjian,youmengdaoledabo、xiaoshuheguguzaiyoushuofumu。

zicongmuqinshengbinghou,meigezaiyiyuanpeichuangshuibuhaodeyewan,shuangxizongshihuimengdaodangniandeqingjing,fanfanfufu,wufataotuo。

“qingdejigeshuodebucuo,qingliang,nimenliangkouzimeibiedebenshi,badizhonghao,bahaiziyanghao,yihouhaizimennandaobuhuijinimendeenqingma?tamenkendinghuixiaoshunnide。”muyeyecanglaodeshengyinxiangqi,shuangxitingdexiangou。

根本就不是这样的!

doushijialilianggelaodongxipianxin,songdabomuqingdequxuemujiang,yousongxiaoshumuqingminquxueleqijiang,jixiaogumuqingyingzhaoderenjia,yeshishouliyoushouyide。

zhiyoujiazaizhongjiandetaba,xuebujishang,yibujixue,shuanzaijializhongdi。

tuodaoyibanianjicaijitaoxifu,qiantiaowanxuan,xuanlegetongyangzhihuimaitoukugandeyaoxiuying。

shuangxirenbuzhutifumuxinsuan。

tamenlianggelaoshiren,shenglaibubeifumuxihuan,beipochengleliangbianjialidelaohuangniu,xianzaidouchengjiale,haiyaoweidajiatingxisheng。

“nimenjiuyigeguinv,yihoubuhaishiyaozhiwangzhizi。”munainaixianqideshengyinxiangqi。

shuangxiqidechadiantiaoqilai,guinvzenmele,tabafumuzhaogudehenhaohaobuhao,zhiwangneixiebaiyanlang,buruzhiwanglubianyitiaogoulaideshizai。

“erge,wohezhaodihaixiangzaishenggeerzi……”

xiaoshumuqingmindeshengyinxiangqilai,shuangxizheixiashizhentiaoqilaile,taderangzheiwangbadanhaiqian!

shuangxiyigeliyudating,zhizhidizhanzaichuangshang,ranhouwangzhebeitadingqilaidewenzhang,shazaileyuandi。

jiumujiazichuangshangchengledingzhanxindewenzhang,jiaoxiacaizhedeshilaoshidezhubianliangxi,yinweiyongdeshijianjiu,bianyuanyouxiedifangdezhumieduanle,dalebuding。

budingzhenjiaoximi,pashuangxixianqi,teyiyonghuabubude。

guawenzhangdetiegoushang,haidaogualemianhongsesuliaoqiaojingzi,shuangxizhengzhengdiwangzhejingzilixingrenhongsaideshaonv,buganzhixindinielenie。

zhenshidechugan,yonglihaihuiteng。

会疼!

zaikansizhou……zheilifenmingshitaxiaoshihoudejia。

zheizuohongzhuanxiaopingfang,shifuqinmuqinglianghemuqinyaoxiuyingjiehunwunianhou,jiezhaigaiqilaide,guanghaizhai,jiuhaidaoleshuangxishiersui。

zheifangziyizhizhudaoshuangxidazhuanbiye,canjiagongzuowunianduo,yijiarenzangougaifangqianhou,caituipinggaideloufang。

shicunlizuihouyihugailoufangderenjia。

shenzhicunlibierenjiazaoniangaideloufangdoutuipingle,zhongxingailexiaobieshu。

kexideshi,xinloufanggaihaobujiu,fumujiuxiangjichushi,zaozhidaozheifangzijiubutuidiaole,shengxiaqianhainengduojimuqinxujinianming。

danzheishishangnayouzaozhidao。

bushi,tazheishizaiyiyuanaotaijiu,jingshencuoluanle?!

“shuangxi?”shuangxifanshendedongjingbuxiao,yaoxiuyingtingdaoshengyinjiujinlaile。

tachuanzhedequeliangchenyi,shoubeishangtaozhejiukuzigaidezhaoxiu,yaoshangxiletiaoweiqun,zheishihoudeyaoxiuyingyouxiepang,miansehongrun,fasiwuqing。

shishuangxijiyilimuqindeyangzi。

“ma?”shuangxishayanle。

yaoxiuyingnvshizaobeibingtongzhemodebuxiangyangzi,shouchenglegeganbaxiaolaotaitai,zheihuizenmebianhuinianqingshideyangzile。

“ma!woshizaizuomengma?nizhenshiwoma?”

qingyingdeyibazhangpaizaishuangxi**shang,“famengdianle?bushinimashishei,kuaiqichuang,nidabohexiaoguhuilaile,nixiaogujinimailequnzi,shishi。”

yaoxiuyingqishitingxianmuxiaoguzikeyigenzhenanrenquwaimiandagongde。

meicihuilai,tacongchenglidaihuilaideyifuhelingshi,douhuijiaoshuangxigewaiqinjinzheigegugu。

shuangxizheicaikandao,chuangtoudaletiaoqinglvsedebanqun,dangaoqundekuanshi,shishuangxixiaoshihouzuixihuandeyitiaoqunzi,yizhichuandaolan。

zheibushiqunzi,zheishimuqingyingdetangyipaodanme。

tajideshoulezheitiaoqunzihoubujiu,qiujiyikaishi,xiaogujialiangeryinv,dabojiayieryinv,xiaoshujiasangeguinv,quanzhudaotajialilai,liushouzaitajiale。

“ma,nizaidawoyixia。”shuangxitichugehenguiyideyaoqiu。

yaoxiuyingbuzantongdikanta,“biezuoguaile,kuaiqilai,jinizhulelvdouzhou,jialehaoduotang,nizuixihuande。”

shuangxizijijizijilaileyixia,teng,zhenteng!

不是做梦。

ruguobushizuomengdehua,neitaqibushikeyigaibiantamenyijiasankoudemingyun!

xianzaizhengshiyijiu**dexiatian,shuangqiangganggangjieshudeshujia。

zheishihoutudihaishihenyaojinde,buxiangershijinianhou,nongcunrenchuqudagong,didoupaohuangle。

xianzaidagongderen,fengshuangqiang、qiushou,douhuiganhuijiaganhuo。

shuangqiangjieshu,shoudeliangshijishuangxijiadali,daoshihouyiqisonggongliang,dabohexiaoguliangjiazhunbeihuinanfangdagongle,xiaoshuyexianggenzhequ。

tamensanjia,douxiangbaliangbiandehaizifangzaishuangxijia。

zheicihuilaidabohexiaogufaxian,haiziliuzailaorenshenbian,genbenmeirenguanjiao,doubeidaiyele。

silaixiangqu,tamendashangleshuangxifumudezhuyi。

zheiyiniandeshuangqiang,shidabohexiaoguzuihouyicishuangqiang,ziciyihou,tamenzhiguonianhuilai,sijiarendedi,doushishuangxifumuleisileihuozaizhong。

yinweibahaizifangzaishuangxijia,tamenchengnuodidoujishuangxijiazhong,zhiyaoguanlaorendekouliangjiuxing。

shuodehaoting,haoxiangshuangxijiazhanledabianyiyiyang。

shijishang,shoulaideliangyaojigejiadelaorensong,dangyanglaodekouliang,yaojiaogongliang,haiyaojitamengejiadehaizijiaoshangxuedekouliang,genbenshengbuxiaduoshao。

fuchuheshouhuowanquanbuchengzhengbi。

houlaiduoshaonian,muqingyingyishuoqilai,jiushiergeersaozhanletamenjiaduoshaobianyi,haimeijitamenbahaiziyanghao。

mingmingtaliangeryinvdoubeimuqingliangliangkouzipeiyangchengledaxuesheng,jinleguojiadanwei。

zhishihaiziqingganshanggentamenbuneimeqin,zaixiaoguzuilijiushimeiyanghao。

guangshixiangxiangdourangrenshengqi。

“erge,wonashuangxidangzijiguinvyiyangde,nifangxin,woguinvyoude,shuangxiyehuiyou,bierenwodoubuxiangxin,wozhixinni……”

“xiaogu,biea,nibiexiangxinwoba!”shuangxiaodiyisangzihanqilai。

tuikaineitiaolvqunzi,zhuazhezijidejiugeziqun,biantaobianchezhesangzihan,“wobamamaiwanliangyeshiyaoqudagongde,dabo,xiaogu,xiaoshu,nimenzijidehaizizijiyangha!womenjia,bujieshou!”

tangwuhefangjianzhigeleyizhangshachuangmen,bandiangeyinyemeiyou,shuangxisangziyouqingliang,tangwulidetanlunshengyixiajiutingle。

yaoxiuyingshashadikanzhenver。

shuangxiyijingchuanhaolequnzi,jitamayigeanxindeyanshen,maliudicongchuangshangbengxialai。

chongdaomenkoudeshihou,muqingliangzhengzhunbeijinwukanqingkuang。

“shuangxi,nizenme……”muqinglianglianshangyouyihuo,shenshouxiangqutanshuangxideetou,tayiweishuangxifashaoshuohuhuale。

muqingdemeibashuangxidehuafangzaixinshang,chizeleyiju,“darenshuohua,xiaohaizichashenmezui!”

youchongmuqingliang,“qingliang,wohexiaomeizhuyaoyeshixiangbangfuni,buranhaizifangqutamenwaipojia,yiyangyourenzhaogu,womenshixintengniburongyi。”

“neijiusongquhaole。”shuangxijiehuafeikuai。

muqingliangbuzantongdikanleshuangxiyiyan,danmeishuota,zhixiangbatadafazou,“kuaiquhelvdouxi,meijinifangmi。”

jializhulvdouxideshihou,douhuitianyibami,danshuangxibuxihuan,taxihuanchunlvdou,meicijitadedouhuidanduxianshengchulai,zaitianmizhuyaoxiuyingliangkouzide。

shuangxiyanwofasuan,tayijinghaoduonianmeichiguobamazhuanmenjitazhudelvdouxile。

yinweizhuzaitajiadetangbiaoxiongdimeimenhuijidu,juedejiujiu/ershupianxin,nongdemuqingliangheyaoxiuyingdoubuganduishuangxitaiguopianai。

tamensanjiabage,zaijiashangshuangxiziji。

一共九个孩子!

muqingliangheyaoxiuyingnuliyiwanshuiduanping,shenzhihenduoshihoukenenghaiyaoweiqushuangxi,tamenjinlizhaogu,feixinguanjiao,zuihoudedaoleshenme?

jialichushi,fuqincanji,muqinzhongbingdeshihou,bieshuochuqianchulile,liankanyiyandoumeikanguo,dianhuadoumeiyige。

meirenrenketamendefuchu,zhijuededoushiyinggaide。

sheijiaomuqingliangheyaoxiuyingzhongletamenjiadedi,naletamenfumudeqianni。

呸!

shuangxidaoyaokankan,zheibeizimeiyoutabamaouxinlixuedifuchu,tamennengguochengshenmeyangzi,shibushihaijuedetamenzisidefumushitiandixiazuihaodefumu。

“meidameixiao,laoer,nihaibudongshoushoushita,niyaobudawokejiudale!”