第1章
“chengzijie，nidaonale？jindatuimashangdaozhibojian，ninengbunengkuaidianera？”
“mashang，mashang，wokaicheni！gualea！”
chengxiaoqidanshoubazhefangxiangpan，turan，qianbianyilianghuochehuxiaoerguo，jinjiezhepengdeyishengjuxiang！
chehuofashengdeneiyishun，chengxiaoqixinxiang，xiacizhibodeshihouyidingtixingfensimen：“daoluqianwantiao，anquandiyitiao！”
keshi，zhipameijihuile......
【嘀、嘀、嘀！】
【di！zhiboxitongbangdingzhong......di！100%！】
【di！jiazainiandaichangjingzhong......di！jiazaiwanbi！】
这是什么声音？
chengxiaoqibunaidezhoulezhoumei，haoxiangmengyanle，xiangxingquexingbuguolai，quanshenhaisuantengsuantengde，zhenxiangbeichenianyaleyibian。
hunshenzheimetengtazenmequwanchengzheichangzhongyaodezhiboni！
budui，tachulechehuo......
【di！gongxizhubohuodebashiniandaizhiboquanxian。】
【di！shoucizhibojianghuodedalibaoyifen。】
【嘀......】
“gunkai！”chengxiaoqibunaifandehuileyixiashou，shenmewanyiyizhizainaodailidididi......
【di！zhuboxianzaiyaokaiqizhiboma？】
【di！zhiboxitongbushoushijiandidianxianzhi，buxianzhineirong，buxianzhishizhang。】
【di！zhubokeyisuishikaiqi，suishiguanbio！】
nayouzheimesuiyidezhibo？
对得起观众吗？
还想不想挣钱了？
“nihaidididigemeiwanle！”chengxiaoqihuole，cengdezuoleqilai。
dunshibazhengzuozaitabianshangdelianggeyatouheleyitiao。
xiaoyatoulizhiqiuqieqiedeshuo：“dajie，taxingle！”
“xinglejiuxingle，youwozaizhei，nibiehaipa。”lizhixialengzheyizhanglianshuo。
yanqiandejingxiangcongmohuzhujianqingxi，dunshihelechengxiaoqiyitiao。
bushichuanzhebaidaguadehushi，shilianggetulituqidehuangmaoyatou；bushiyiyuanxuebaideqiangbi，ershiyidapianfahuangdebaozhi。
这是......
taxiayishidemoleyixia“chuangdan”，quemodaolecucaodezhuxi。
chengxiaoqimengle，dingzheqiangshangdebaozhi，yinweiguangxianyouxiean，shidetabudebumiqiyanjingkan，kanqingleshangbianderiqi，“1983nian！”taniandao。
不由的倒吸一口气。
huranyidachuandexinxiyouruchaoshuidaoguanjinchengxiaoqidedanao，rangtahenkuaiyishidao。
自己穿越了！
linghunchuanyuedaoleyigegentazhongmingdenianqingguafushenshang。
waihaochengdayatou，chulemingdemanhengbujiangli，daoleershiwuliuhaimeijiehun，qunian，qinqizuomeijiajitongcundeguanfulibaoshan。
libaoshanbitadayixun，jialiqueyousigexiaoziliangyatou，liandadaixiaoliugehaizi。
benzhiwangtanenghaohaozhaogujiali。keshichengdayatouguomenzhihouduizheijigehaizibudaijian，xiangmajiumayitong，xiangdajiudayidun。
xunsizheguoliangniantashengchuyinanbannvnenghaodian，nachengxiang，qianjitianlibaoshanfashengyiwaisile。
quanjiadunshishiquledingliangzhu。
yaoshuozheichengdayatouyezhenbushiren，meiyigehaoxinyanzi，libaoshanshiguweihan，tabuguangzhangluozhegaijia，haiyaobalijiadefangzihedizhanweijiyou。
zheixiarenaoledaerzilizhendong，gentasicheqilai，shishoubachengdayatouzhuangzaikangtouqiangshangguoqule。
chengxiaoqizheishihouchuanguolai，jieshoulezheimeyigelantanzi。
“nixinglejiushoushidongxizouba!”
“dajie......”lizhiqiuruoruodechusheng。
“wobameile，zheigejiajiushiwozuozhu，woshuodesuan。nixiangzoujiutongkuaizou，womenbulanzhe。”lizhixiabiezheyiduziqishuo：“danshijialidedongxiniyiyangdoubuxudong。”
jiuzheijiaqiongde，laoshuguangsanquandoudeqikule，tayoushahaonade？
suiranchuanyuechengyigeqiongxiangpirangdeguafutingbiequ，danchengxiaoqihenkuaijieshouleshishi。
bingqiehuangejiaoduxianghaitinggaoxing，liugexianchengdehaizibuyongzijisheng，yebuyonggenburenshidenanrenguorizi，tinghaowa！
suiranqiongledianer！zhiyaokenchikubuzhiyuzhenbarenesi。
“nimenchifanlema？”taleguandewen。
lizhixiahelizhiqiuhaoxiangjianguisidedengyankanta，lizhixialvxianshuo：“haixiangzhishiwomenzuofan？mendoumeiyou。”
“sheishuozhishinimenle。”chengxiaoqinannandao，kanlekanmianpangqingsedelizhixia，haiyoutianzhendelizhiqiu，suiranzhangdeheishouganba，danzheiliangyatouyanjingdoutingda，xiaobizixiaozui，zhangdehaokantingzhaorenxihuan。
zheidoushisuilelaoli，chengdayatoubuguangshikanshanglelaolijiadiduolaoliduo，gengshixiangzhonglaolizhangdechengshuyoumeili，caitongyiguolaidanghouma。
nishuonidourenkedanghoumale，jiuyougedangmadeyang，ai！zheiyinianrangtazuode......
chengxiaoqimozhekangyanxiadi，naoguaziwengwengteng，tasileyishengrouzhenaodaiwen：“dongzini？”
“niwentagansha？”lizhixiagengzhebozijingtidexianggehaodoudexiaomuji，“niyaobudata，tanengtuinima？tayebushiguyide。”
“wodatashiwobudui，niyebieshengqile。”
chengxiaoqihuayichukou，xiaojieliangxianranyileng，manbujianglidechengdayatounengshuochuzheihua？
“keke，”chengxiaoqiyoudianganga，xinlibianbiyi，gaisidechengdayatoujiumeigandianerhaoshi，haidetabangzheca**peibushi。
taxiaozhewen：“jidianle？shibushihuilaichifan？”
lizhixiayilianjingtidekanzheta，shibushixiangdenglizhendonghuilaichifan，ranhouzaixiangfenjiadeshi？
haishidenglizhendonghuilaisongpaichusuo？
tajueduibunengrangchengdayatoudecheng，dihaidejididimeimeimenliuzheshangxueni！lizhendongyebunengyinweitadunjianyu。
“nibengguan！”lizhixiabalizhiqiucongdongwutuilechuqu，jieliangpengdeyishengguanshanglemen，paodaoxiwujielianghejiqule。
不管就不管吧！
chengxiaoqiyebunengmianqiangtamenxunsujieshouhuanrendeshishi，shijianshiliangyao，nengzhiyuyiqie。
kankanwaibiandetianse，gumozhexianzaideyousiwudian，nongcunjiadoushichiliangdunfan，xianzaiguolezhengchangfandian，tae，haizimenyedee！
tayiqianshigeguer，mutaidanshenershiwunian，shenghuojinengnengdiandedoudianmanle。
zaichufanglihualaleyiquan，zhengouhansuande。
yixiaowandami，bandaibaomimian，youtanzilihaiyoudianhundier，diaoweiliaozhiyoufaheidedaliyan。
xinghaoshishengxia，caiyuanzilidoujiao、qiezi、huanggua、dacong......zheixienongcunchangjiandecaidouyou，tazhengzhuomozhezuoshenmefancai。
【di！zhubokekaiqizhibozuocai。】
【shoucizhibokehuodedalibaoyifene！】
zheijiansousoudeshengyinyoulaile！