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chujunheheyixiaodao:“woyizhishounengdashigeyanshuangying。”

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“不!”

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咔哒!

kada、kada......

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“woqu,zheixiaohuozizuikaiguoguangba?shuomeizidan,haizhenmeizidan。”

......

人群直接炸开了。

“ni......nibuyaoguolaia!”

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砰!

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“neiwozenme......”

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哗啦啦......

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轰!

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哇!

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kandaochepaihao,xujiaqingliansetieqing,yaoyaqiechidao:“gaisi,zheiqunwangbadanyoulaizhaomafanle!”