扒楚君裤子

jiangyifeikanzhechujunbeiduizhongshengdeweianbeiying,baixijingzhidemianrong,shensefuza。

ciketaxinzhong,jiyoubeijiejiudeqingxingyuganji,yeyouchujunbadaochuchangdailaideqiangliezhenhan。

yanqianzhiren,shiyiweijuedingwudaogaoshou。

jiangyifeibugandaiman,mangbaoquanxingjianghuli,gongjingdao:“bajiwaimendizijiangyifeibaijianqianbei,buzhiqianbeishihefanggaoren?”

chujunhuanhuanzhuanshen,qingshuaiqidelianpangfuxianchuyimoxiemeixiaorong,langshengdao:

“jiuwenhuashenyifei,jueshijiaren,qingguoqingcheng,bushengxinxiangwangzhi。jinchengfengerlai,yuyiqinfangze,qingsutongqingdali,bibuzhilingwotulaowangfanye”

huayinweiluo,jiangyifeiyibeitaxielanruhuai,xiaoxinganpupuluantiao。

chujunkanzhejinzaizhichidejuemeirongyan,yishijiangankaiwanqian,dajiechengshule,yegengmeile。

tayouyizhangrouhedeedanlian,danyanjiaoweiqiaodedanfengyan,tingbaxiuqidebizi,jingzhirukedezuichun,pingtianlejifenshengrenwujindelengyanqizhi,rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaolianaiyuzhengfu。

“xiang,shizaitaixiangle!”

zheiyikejiangyifeixinzhong,yongqijingtaohailang。

yanqianzheiweishuaiqiqingnian,heshinianqianshizongdedidi,shizaitaixiangle,jianzhijiushidididechengrenban。

zhidaotakandaoyanqianzhiren,bozishangdeneikezhishi,dengshiruzaoleiji、shunjianqingxubengkui。

“goudan,nishigoudan。”

jiangyifeizhandouzhehanleyisheng,yigemengzizhajintahuaili,fangshengdakuqilai。

chujunbaozhebinshidiyidameiren,lianshangdebiaoqing,jingcaifencheng。

dangzheruciduorendemian,beihanrucixiuchideruming,budantakuxinjianlidedashuaibixingxiang,hongrandaota。

guanjianshizheiyihou,tameifajianrenlea!

库库库......

哈哈哈......

xujiaqingfuzhemendaxiaobuzhi,yaodouxiaowanle。

kanzhechujuntoulaideyouyuanyanshen,xujiaqingshangqibujiexiaqidao:“xiao......xiaodinibieshengqi,jieshishouguozhuanyexunliande,yibanbuhuixiao,chufei,shizhendebiebuzhule,ahahaha......”

chujuntanlekouqi,yijingduizijide“zhizhang”jiejie,bubaorenhexiwangle。

haozai,zheishitaturankandaoleyipangfadaidewangzihao,jizhidizhuanyilechiguaqunzhongdeshixian。

taqingqingpailepaijiangyifeidebei,chongnidao:“dajie,xianbiekule,dengwoshoushilewangjiazheixiaowangbaduzi,zanzaiku,nikanchengma?”

噗哧!

lihuadaiyudejiangyifeizhanyanyixiao,lianshanghaiguazheliangkedaleizhu,qingqingngleyisheng。

chujunyishenshilikongbuwubian,wangzihaojiushigebeijiusetaokongshentidecaobao,tadaoyebudanxinchujunchikui。

suihou,taturanhuiguoshenlai,ganjinlazhuchujundao:

“xiaodi,nibunengduitadongshou,tatoulezandiedeguhui。”

tayeyishidao,chujunxianzaizhangdale,zaijiaotagoudan,youneimeyidiandianbutuo。

gangcaitaijidong,daoshimeixiangneimeduo。

tingdaojiangyifeiduizijidechenghu,chujunrushizhongfu,dijitayigeanxindeyanshen,xiaodao:

“fangxinbadajie,woziyoufencun。”

wangzihaoyilianbukesiyidao:“xiaoyezhong,nijuranhuozhehuilaile!”

shinianqianchujunshizong,wangjiarendoujuede,tabushibeimaidaodashanlizuolefangyangwa,jiushibeirenfanzidaduantui,zailubianqitao,sixialihaitoutouqingzhuleyifan。

neishi,chuyangfumuwai,qiyuwangjiarendoubudaijiantamenjiedibage。

wangzihaozheixiewangjiadenianqingyidai,gengshimeishaozaizhangbeidejiaosuoxia,qifutamen。

danchujundaxiaoliqijiubitonglingrendahenduo,erqieguziliyouyiguhenjing,chushoujiuyaodabaoduifanggoutou。

suoyiwangwangshitayigeren,zhuizhewangzihaoyiqunrenchui。

zuilingrenjinjinledaodehaishineici,wangzihaojiujileshijigexiaonanhai,chenchujunluodanweigongta。

danchujunchouzhunjihui,anzhuwangzihao,renzheshijigerendequandajiaoti,batawangsilida,zuihouhaichadianyaodiaoletadexiaodidi。

zicizhihou,wangzihaochedipale,zaiyemeiganreguochujun。

suoweichourenjianmian,fenwaiyanhong,wushuhuiyiyongshangliangrenxintou,changzhongjushishunjianjianbanuzhangqilai。

chujunyandaisanfenjixiao、qifenbuxiedao:“nigexiaowangbadan,jinianbujian,goudanfeilea,dougandongwodajiele?”

wangzihaohehedao:“xiaoyezhong,niyiweixianzaihaixiangyiqianma?wangkangheqinrongzaojiusile,meirenzaihuzhenimenle。”

“weiwei,yiqianbeilaozidachushilai,paoquxianglaowupogaozhuangde,haoxiangshiniba?”chujunxiaozhedao。

tingdaozheihua,menwaizaicirenaoleqilai。

younvyuangongwuzuixiaodao:“wangshaoxiaoshihou,buhuizhenbeidachushilaileba?”

“heihei,nikantaneibiaoqing,gujizhendeshini。”

“hahaha,xiaosibenguniangle!”

yourenchengyao,jiangyifeigongsideyingyingyanyanmen,dunshifangsiqilai。

wangzihaotieqingzhelianpaoxiaodao:“jilaozifangzunzhongdian,buxiangyaonidiedeguhuile?”

jiangyifeihexujiaqingtongshijinghudao:“xiaodi,biechongdong。”

liangrendefanyingrangwangzihaohenmanyi,zhiyaoyoulezheizhangdipai,tawusuoweiju。

kebuliao,chujunquexiaoxixidao:“wokeyinanideguhui,helaowupohuanya。”

ciyanyichu,zhongrenxinliyichen。。

chujunsuiranmiandaixiaorong,ketadehua,queyidiandoubuxiangkaiwanxiao。

wangzihaogengshigandaoyizhenehan,zhanlidao:“ni......nigandongwoshishi?”

chujunshouqixiaorong,budaiyisiganqingdao:“xiangwodajieketourencuo,jiangdishangdedongxitianganjing,wokeyiraoniyiming。”

“woyaoshibuni?”wangzihaogengzhebozidao。

这是他最后的倔强。

“找死!”

chujunshunjianlaidaotamianqian,liantiliangjiao。

咔嚓!

gulieshengxiangqi,wangzihaoxigaixisui。

砰!

wulizhichishentideta,zhongzhongguizaidishang,sixinliefeidetongshunjiancuandaoletianlinggai。

chujunshuangshouanzaiwangzihaojianshang,jiangqisisiguding,chixubuduandishijiatongku。

tadongjibaizhongrangrenhouhuilaidaozheigeshishangdefangfa,bingqie,zijiganshouguoqizhongjuedaduoshu。

shinianjian,congyigehaitongchengzhangweizhanhundiandianzhu,tasuojinglideshi,yuanbunengyong“monan”erzilaixingrong。

budaosanmiaozhong,wangzihaojiushoubulele,aihaodao:“hanye,qiuninraolewoba,worencuo,worencuo!”

chujunshouyisong,talijikeqitoulai。

砰砰砰!

“dajiewocuole,dajieninraolewoba,qiuninbangwoshuojuhua。”wangzihaoketourudaosuan。

chujunmiyanxiaodao:“dajiejuedezenmeyang?haimanyima?”

jiangyifeixinjingdanzhandao:“haole,xiaodi,nijiufangguotaba。”

“dajie,niyongyuandoushizheimeshanliang。”chujunyaotoutanxi。

suihou,tazhouranlenghedao:“haidengshenmeni?dishangdedongxi,tianganjing!”

wangzihaonaganshuobange“bu”zi,padaoliukuitudeneikoutanmianqian,qiangrenzheexin,yikoutunlexiaqu。

呕......呕!

jiduexindeganjuechuanlai,taxiangtu,queyoubugantu。

chujunlengxiaodao:“huiqugaosulaowupo,wangkangheqinrongdeerzihuilaile,zaiwofumushinianjirineitian,wangjiarenquanbujilaoziqutamenfenqianguisantiansanye,chanhuizijidezuixing,fouze,wobimiewangjia!”

zheiyike,taweiyanwubi,fangfoyiweizhizhangshengsidediwang。

changzhongsuoyourendoubeitadeqishi,shenshenzhenhanle。

“hao......haode,woyidingbazheihuagaosulaozuzong。”wangzihaozhanzhanjingjingdao。

chujunhuihuishou,huanhuantuchuyigezi。

“滚!”

“shishishi,wozheijiugun。”

wangzihaoshuozhe,zhencongbangongshigunlechuqu,zhuyaoshizheihuitayemeifazoule。

youdetaozhaigongsideren,yejigenzhegunkai,ranhoujiaqiwangzihao,meimingsiditaole。

“xiaodi,nizheimezuo......”

jiangyifeihuahaimeishuowan,jiubeichujunxixiaozhedaduandao:“dajie,nijiufangxinba,nimendenanrenhuilaile,yihouzaiyemeirennengqifunimenle。”

shuohuajian,tawozhujiangyifeineihuanenderouti,zezezantandao:“dajie,nizhendehaomei!”

jiangyifeilianseweihong,youxiejiaoxiudao:“shima?”

“shini,shini。”chujunfengkuangdiantou。

jiangyifeiyanranyixiao,duimenkoudeyuangongmenshuodao:“zheilimeishile,nimendouhuiquba。”

tingdaozheihua,yuangongmenyibusanhuitou,lianlianbushelilikaile。

tamendebadaozongcai,jingranbeiyigeshuaiqixiaoxianroudiaoxile,zheigeguakezhenshitaixiangle。

dengdaoyingyingyanyanmendouzouyuanle,jiangyifeiliansetubian,soudichouhuishou,yishengningxiaodao:“laosi,guanmen,jiwobazheixiaozidekuzibale,shinianbujian,jurangandiaoxiqiwolaile。”

“好嘞!”

xujiaqingpengdiguanshangmen,xingfendicuozhexiaoshoushou,chaochujunpuleguoqu。