第1章
2023nian，modou，diyirenminyiyuan。
“litong，nizheige**bujiangwude，gaisi”
yekaiyilianbufuqidetuchuyidakouxianxue，ganjuezijiyidaomiliuzhiji。
tarujinzongsuanzhidaoshenmejiaogaoduanshangzhanle。
tadehehuoren，fuerdailitongyinweigongsishangshideshi，yutafenzangbujun，kaishimingzhengandou。
suiranlitonghuazhaohenduo，yehenyoubeijing，danshilaojianghudeyekaidounengjianzhaochaizhao。
ranhoulitongjiukaishijiyekaixiadu，gezhongqingweidusuhunhe，rijiyueleilehaojinian。
dengyekaifaxiandeshihou，yiranbingrugaohuang，wuyaokejiu。
erlitongzaoyijingzhaohaoletisiguirenzui。
xianzaidelitong，jiudengzheyekaiyanqi，zaitunbinggongsi。
xujiadeshangzhan，shiyunchouweiwo，eryuwozha，bujushenyuan。
zhenzhengdeshangzhan，shifanqiang**，shidairenqianggongzhang，shitoutouxiadu。
yekaidayile，meiyoushan，xianzaijiuyaoyinhenerzhongle。
“噗”
youtuchuyikouxianxue，yekaichedimeileqixi。
yiyuanwai，litongshoudaoxiaoxi，weiweiyixiao：“yekai，wozhengmiandoubuguoni，dannimeixiangdaowohuizheimebujiangjiuba?”
“nisile，jiumeirenzudangwotunbinggongsile！”
xiangzuoleyigehenzhangdemeng，yekaicongmengzhongxinglai。
zhengkaiyan，kanzheyanqianyouxiepojiudesushe，yijiduimianjigezhengchangreliaodetongxue，yekaijihubuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
“今晚去网吧吗？”
“dangranyaoqu！《chuanqi》zhendeshitaihaowanle！”
“kewoshenghuofeibuduole。”
“meiguanxi，woqingni，niyouxilidedaidaiwo，nineidaoshihaotaiqiangle。”
“那没问题！”
yekairoulerouzijideyanjing，sisidekanzheyanqianjigeshenchuanlanbaixiaofudetongxue，biaoqingchengmujieshe。
zheisigeren，bushitagaozhongshidaitongsushedejigetongxuema？
jiajingyouwodefuerdaiyuefeng。
胖成球的林子涛。
yougexiaozhangjiujiudeguanxihuxufeng。
haiyouchuohaodouyacaidewangfu，xianzaigetouyezhiyouyimiwu，naodaidashenzixiao。
zheisigeren，doushiyekaigaozhongshidaitongsushedetongxue。
zaikanyanqiandebaishe，zhuozishangdesuishenting，qiangshangtiedejielundehaibao，doubiaomingzheishizijidegaozhongshengdai。
自己这是重生了？
叶凯有些发懵。
ercishi，yuefengdengrenzhuyidaoyekaideyichang，qiguaidekanzheyekai。
zaigaozhongshidai，yekaiheyuefengdengtongxuedeguanxibingburongqia。
bushishuangfangyoushenmechongtu，jiushiyekaitaiqiong，genbenhetamenwanbudaoyikuaiqu。
“jinnianshi2000nian，haishi2004nian？”yekaituranwendao。
“nifashaole？”yuefengchayidao，“jinniandangranshi2002niana，buranni？”
2002年？
yekaijisuanleyixia，2002niandeziji，dagaishigaosan。
“jiyuejiri？”yekaiyouwen。
“6yue20ria，zenmele？”linzitaodengzheyekai，“nixiaozijintianqiqiguaiguaide，zenmehuishi？”
“meishi，zhishihengankai，woyaochuqukankan。”yekaizhangyudao，“chenzhoucepanqianfanguo，bingshuqiantouwanmuchun。”
shuozhe，yekaifanshenxiachuang，dabuliuxingzouchusushe。
huidaoshiqisuiqingchunyangyideshenti，yekaizhendeyouyizhongshenqingruyandeganjue。
“神经病！”
susheli，chuanlaibuzhidaoshisheidemasheng。
yekaizouchusushe，bianlaidaoxiaoyuanzhong。
tianjinhuanghun，henduotongxuedouzaifuxi。
2002nian，xiaolingtongdoubuduojian，mp3doushixihandewu，xueshengmendeyulewangwangjiushiyixietiyuyundong，huozhetingsuishenting。
“siledouyaoai，bulinlijinzhibutongkuai.”
yizhongguzaoshidaideqixi，pumianerlai。
“zheiniandai，koukouganggangqijia，meiyouweibo，meiyoudouyin.”
“dianshangdoumeiyouxingqi，waimaipingtaibujianzongying。”
“jihuiruyudianyiyangchengxianzaiwomianqian，guangkuotiandi，dayouzuoweia！”
huxizhe2002niandekongqi，jianburufeideyekai，xinkuangshenyi。
2002niandeshijie，boboshengji，wanwujingfa！
tayoulezheicizhonglaidejihui，kendingbuhuizhibuyuyigexiaoshangren。
weilaikendingnengdaonasidakeqiaozhong，yuqianshiyangwangdedalaomentanxiaofengsheng。
haiyou，mibushengmingzhongdeyihan。
zuihou，haiyaohenhendebaofuweilaidehehuorenlitong！
manbuxiaoyuandelvyinzhishang，yekaixinzhongjidangzhewujindeqinghuai。
jiuzaizheishihou，yuanyuanchuanlaibanshangmoutongxuedeshengyin：“yekai，yekai，nitangdizhaoni！”
“堂弟？”
yekaixianshiyileng，suihouxinzhongyichen。
tajihuwanglelishishangdejintian，youdashifasheng，neishiyichangcuihuitarenshengdebiangu！
“nitangdijiuzaixuexiaomenkou。”tongfengbaoxindetongxueshuo。
yekailianmangxiaopaozheqianwangxiaomenkou。
xiaomenwai，tangranfeizhuliufaxingdetangdiyefeng，zhengzaijiaojidengdai。
yijianyekai，yefengjiupobujidaideshuo：“ge，woshenshentazhuyuanle，baixuebing！”
“wowozhidaole。”yekaitanxi。
shigejishinianqian，henduoshiqing，tadoujiyimohu。
qianshijiushizaijintian，tadezhilemuqinbingzhongzhuyuan，chachubaixuebingdexiaoxi。
yebushibunengzhi，danshoushufeixuyaoershiwan。
ketajiazhongchipin，liangwankuaidounabuchu，bieshuoershiwan。
zuizhong，muqinbuzhishenwang，yekaishoudaojudadaji，chengjiyiluoqianzhang，zhimianmianqiangqiangkaoshanggeerben。
zici，renshengdejiyuyechixuzoudi。
meinengjiuxiamuqin，shitashengmingzhongzuidadeyihanzhiyi。
danyekaijiranzhongsheng，jiubuhuirangzheibeijuzaifasheng。
他必须要搞钱！
buzeshouduandegaoqian！！！