第一章 回府

第一章回府

jiayanshang,jiaqianjinqiwobuhuidanqin。

yishoufengqiuhuangjingyanchuchang,quebeibushanqinyidewoshilinianya。

fengqiuhuangsuihaoting,quetaiguoyuernvqingzhang。

jiuxianglianruo,yanpinjiushiyanpin。

wozhibuzaizhaiyuan,benwuyiyunizhengdou。

keruoshinikeyizuwo,jiubieguaiwoxinhenshoula。

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womeixiangdaowohuiyouchaoyirifeishangzhitoubianfenghuang。

jiangjunfuderenzhaodaowoshiwozhengzaiyiguanliluqixiuzijiqigaiweiyao。

zuijinbianchengtufaleyizhongguaibing,yichuanrenshichuanbai,delezheizhongbingderendangribianhuitouyunoutu。

yanzhongzhezhijiexiuke,sanrizhineibuzhishenwang,xinghaoxiaoqifaxiandezao,barendougeliqilaile。

「nijiushisiqiao?」daitoudefurenwuzhebiziduandeyifushangxiadaliangdeyanshen,kandaowomanlianhuichenshilouchulexianqidebiaoqing。

「对,有事吗?」

furenbizichaotian,jihushicongsangziliyingjichuyidianchanmei:

「**a,laonukezhaodaonile!nishiwomenjiangjunfudeda**a,zenmegenyiqunqigaihunzaiyiqia!」

yiguanliyishijijing,doumudengkoudaidewangzhewo,buduanyoulinglingsansandeshengyinchuanchulai:

「jiangjunfu?shineigeweijirenchendejiangjunfuma?」

「tingshuotajialaozuxiansihoubeixiandizhuifengtaimiaole,xianzaidepaibiandoushixiandiqinzixiedehuguodajiangjun!

furenjianzhenshedemudedadaole,jiaoaozimandechuandalejiangjunfufudeyisi:

「laoyefurenshuole,xianjie**shangjing,biedeshi**wuxuduowen,dengyijiazituanjulezaizuoshangliang。」

wolenglengdedingzhejiansuankebodefuren,bingweichuyan,liangjiu,furenzhongyuguabuzhulian,zhunbeikaikoushuohua。

wobailebaiyixiu:「nishijiangjunfudenucaima?」

furenyangyangzide:「laonuwangerjia,zixiaobianshijiashengnu,congxiaobiansihouzaifurenshenbian。」

wodaduanletadediediebuxiu:「suoyishuowoshinizhuzi。」

wangerjiadunledun:「shide,**shizhenggejiangjunfudezhuzi!」

2

「zhuziyaonucaisinucaibudebusiduima?」

wangerjiatingwanhoumengdeguizaidixiaketou:「shilaonubenzuibenshe

guangguzhezhaodao**dexiyue,chongzhuangle**,laonugaisi!」

wolenglengyingzhe:「xiabuweili。」

zaishangjinglutuzhong,tingwangerjiashuojiangjunfurendangchuzaisimiaoyuworujindeyangmutongshishengchan

zhenghaosimiaodahuo,wojiubeiyinchayangcuobeibaocuole,wolengxiao,youneimeqiaoma?

wozaojiuzhidaowobushiyangmudeqinnver,yinweiyangmucongxiaojiuduiwoshifenlengmo,shuyumuqindewenqingwoyirimeiyoutiyanguo。

yangmuduizheijianshiyemeiyourenhezulan,jiangjunfujiletayibailianghuangjin,jiudangshiquanlewomenzheiduanmuziqingfen。

zhiyutapabupawohuiqujiangjunfuhuibuhuiweixiedaotaqinshengnverdediwei,xianranbuhui。

sheibuzhidaojiangjunfuda**shijingchengdiyicainv,erwo,zhishiyigemeiyouduguoshudexiangxiayatou。

lianyigenucaidounengduiwofahaoshiling,wozuozaijiaozilixinlifaliang,zheijiangjunfu,kongpabushineimehaojinde。

guobuqiran,wozaijinjiangjunfumenkoushijiubeirenhenhendepoleyipenlengshui。

yigeyahuanchongwangerjiarang:「nizheigelaonu,zenmehuishi,shenmeqigaidouwangjialiling,dangxinchongzhuangleda**,zixiyaonigouming!」

wangerjiabiaomianhuangkongqueyandijixiao:「aiyaqingerguniang,zheishier**a!

zhishilaijingtuzhongtaiguocongmang,meilaidejishuzhuangdaban!」

youduiwoshuo:「**,zheishida**genqiandeyahuan,woyerebuqia。」

woxinzhongananfaxiao,yilushangfengpinglangjing,yuanlaishizaizheierdengzhewoni。

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jintianwosiqiaoyaoshizaijiamenkoubeiyigenucaiqifulequ,yihouzaijiangjunfuhaibudejiazheweibazuoren。

yushiwotaishouxulijileqingeryibazhang,wuzhiyinzaibai**nendelianshanggewaiduomu。

「diaonuqizhu,zheijiushijiangjunfudefengqima?

zhuangaonijia**,jirantaguanjiaobuhaoxiaren,zheicijiuwodailaole。」

wuzilichulaiyigemiandaiyanlidemama,tadandandepieleyiyanqingerhewangerjia,liangrenbianlengzhubuganshuohua。

「da**,nubidainixianquhuanshenyishang。」

「有劳妈妈了。」

zhoumamaweixiaodao:「da**keqile,woshilaotaitaifanglinucai

dajiadoujiaowozhoumama,laotaitaitingshuo**huifule,henshiguanian。」

womobuqingwozheigezumudetaidubianyekeqidao:「sunnvyejiguazhezumu,denghuierbaijianwanfumuqinbianlaibaijianzumu。」

zhoumamajiwohuanleshenliaozishifenshushideyifu,qianlanseyiqunfanerchendewoqinglengchenji。

「fuliderenguanhuicaigaopengdi,xingerjiangjunhefurenzuishikanzhongliyiguiju,duanbuhuirang**shouweiqude。」

woyouxiechayi,zumuzheishizairangzhoumamatidianworuheyuwosuweimengmiandefumuruhexiangchule。

wofulefushen,chengxialezheifenqing:「sunnvduoxiezumuguanhuai,duoxiezhoumamazhijiao。」

「大**客气了。」

jifanzhouzhe,wofangcaijiandaolewodeqinshengfumu。

shenchuanhuaguiyiqundefurenjiandaowoyankuangjiuhongle:「guolaijiniangkankan。」

shenpangchuanheisepaozidezhongniannanrenkanzheshifenruya,buxiangjiangjunxiangwenchen:「nidangzhenshiheniniangnianqingshiyimoyiyang。」