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ranerwogedefanyingzaicirangtashiwang。

zaizhongrenzhenjingdemuguangzhong,tazaicilunqibazhang,henhendishanleqianlishijigeerguang。

“pa!pa!pa!pa!”

qianliwuzhehongzhongdelian,bukezhixindikanzhewoge,youkuyouxiao:

“linyuetao,nijingranweileweihunideqinmeimei,danigangmeilehaizidelaopo!nihaishibushinanren!”

“wozhenshixialeyan,caihuijiadaonilinjia,wodeminghaokua!”

yankanzheqianlibeidadebuchengyangzi,jiangjunjiedunshijile,lianmangchongshangquxiangyaolakaiwoge:

“yuetaoge,nizheishiganshenme?jiusuanlinwanqingshinideqinmeizi,niyebunengzheimebaobitaba!”

“saozishiqulehaizi,haishiqulezuomuqindejihui,nizenmehairenxinzheimedata!”

zhouweidelinjumenyefenfenquanshuowoge。

“yuetaoa,nizheishiganshenme?dalaopokebuhaoa!”

“nimenlinjiayezhenshibuxianghua,xiaodeqifusaozi,dadedalaopo,wokanyihouzanmenhaishibizhetamenzou,miandebeizheidaidudexiongmeilianghaile!”

tingzhezhouweideyilunsheng,qianlideyanzhongzaiciranqilexiwang,tagengyanzheduiwoshuogeshuodao:

“yuetao,ruguonibuyuanyiweiwozuozhu,neizanmenjiulihunba!”

“buguo,wokebahuafangzaizheili,woduzilidehaizi,shibeilinwanqinghaiside,zheigechou,woyidingyaobao!”

“haiyou,nijintiandangzhezheimeduorendemiandawo,zheijianshiwoyebuhuishanbaganxiu,wohuiqugaoni,rangnizuolao!”

qianliyibianshuozhe,yibiantoutoudiguanchazhewogedelianse。

taxiangxin,zhiyaotabashiqingnaoda,wogeyidinghuixiangtatuoxiede。

jiangjunjiejianwogechenmobuyu,haiyiweitabeihezhule,gengjiadeyidibangzheqianlitiyaoqiu:

“yuetaoge,zheishibenlaijiushinimenlinjiabudui,wanqinghaidesaoziliuchan,niyoudangzhongdaleta,ruguobujigeshuofa,kongpahennanshouchanga!”

“zheiyangba,wozuoweiwanqingdeweihunfu,jiumianweiqinandichulaishuojijugongdaohua。”

“diyi,nihesaozilihun,zuoweibuchang,nimenlaolinjiayaopeichangsaoziqingchunsunshifei,zuishaoyedejiyiwan!”

“dier,wanqingshihaisaoziliuchandezuikuihuoshou,zuoweichengfa,tabixubatadedaxuemingepeijisaozi。”

“disan,nimenyaodangzhesuoyoufulaoxiangqindemianfashi,yihoubuzhunzaizhaosaozidemafan,gengbuzhunzaitizheijianshi!”

“disi,wokanbuguoqunimenlinjiadesuozuosuowei,juedinghelinwanqingjiechuhunyue,womenliangjiadehunshi,jiucizuoba!”

jiangjunjieshuowan,deyiyangyangdikanzhewoge,dengzhewogebapeichangnachulai。

ranertadehuayingangluo,wojiurenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。

wodexiaoshengjinulejiangjunjie,tadengzhewonuhou:

“linwanqing,nijingranhaixiaodechulai?nandaoniyidiandoubugandaoxiukuima?”

meidengtabahuashuowan,wogeyijiaojiuchuaizailetadeduzishang。

jiangjunjiebeichuaidishuaidaozaidi,bukezhixindikanzhewoge:

“yuetaoge,ni......nijingrangandawo?wokeshi**fua!”

我哥呸了一口唾沫:

“wokeshoubuqinizheigemeifu,jiranyaojiechuhunyue,nigenlaozipanshenmeguanxi!”

jiangjunjiewuzheduzicongdishangpaqilai,zhizhewogedeshouqidezhidou:

“woshiyaojiechuhunyue,danniyebunengsuibiandongshoua!”

“zaishuole,woshuodeneixiehua,yeshiweilerangnimennengsile,nandaonimenlinjiachadiancuomosixifu,liandianbuchangdoubuxiangjima?”