发生了什么?
我这是在哪?
youyouxinglaidelimengchenhuangusizhou,muguangtouguoyemudeheian,jiandaolanghuapaidazaianbiandesuishishang,yixikejianyuanchuchengshidedenghuo。
yuanlaishigebuzhimingdehaidao。
shenxiyikouqi,huxizhexianshidehaifeng,tayihuodizhouqimeitou:“qiguai,lingqizenmerucixibo?”
shenchuweizhihuanjing,limengchenbennengpukaihunlixiangsizhoutancha。
yueguoqianqiandehaixia,fujinyouyigechengshi,chengzhongyouxuduoruoxiaoderenlei。
“yonggangjinhunningtugaifangzi?chengshoudezhulingqizhendangma?”
“zheiliderenzenmezheimeruo?nandaomeiyouxiulian?”
diqiuzheiyimusanfendi,tashudebunenggengshu,bukenengyoushenmebuzhidaodedifang,huozheshiwaizuqun。
zaizheigerenrenxiuliandeshidai,jingranyouyigedabufenshiputongrendechengshi……
这实在太怪异了!
hunlijixuyanzhan,longzhaogengyuandequyu。
huran,limengchenmengranzhuanshen,shuangmuyuanzheng,sisikanzhezhengxifangxiangneigeguangtutudeshantou,rulindadi:“shigudimu!?”
limengchenmolemohunzhangdenaodai,pinhezhezhilidejiyisuipian:“momingqimiaodaozheidaoshangzhiqian,wozhengzaitansuogudimu!”
“dimujiuceng,yiluchangtongwuzu,zhidaozhumushi,ganggangchupengdaomuguanshi,chenshuiwushusuiyuedegudimuhushengjubian。”
xianzaixiangxiang,limengchendouyouxiehoupa。
neiyicha,dueleijieputiangaidi,wujinjiefengxiaojuanrulong,xieguosanweizhenhuolaishixiongxiong,zhiyishunjianbianjiangcunzaiwushusuiyuedegudimuzhakaile。
zaizheihuanghuangtianweizhizhong,napabeiyuweixingkongxiadiyiqiangzhedelimengchen,yejiushigezhihudelaohu。
neiyike,tajuedezijiwubimiaoxiao,zaitiandizhiweizhong,wuchuzangshen!
gudimuhuimiezhihou,diqiuyexianggeboliqiubanzhakaile。
daitaxinglaishi,bianshenchuzheigehaidaole。
shaoshaotansuo,tafaxianledabufenshiputongrendechengshi……
haifaxianleyigekanqilaipingfanwuqiguangtutudegudimu。
gudimubushizaikongbutianjiezhongbeihuileme!?
地球不也炸毁了么?
zenmeyougenmeishiyiyangchuxianle……
erqiexianzaidegudimu,haidaizheyigulimengchenjiweibuxideqixi!
neishinengshasitadeliliang!
“nandao,zheijianshiqinghaibushiwonengtanchade?”
limengchenjinyaoyaguan,dingzhekanbutoudeheian,shuangyanliuluchuqiangliedebugan!
dansuiji,limengchenbianhuitoukanxiangdongfang,yinweitachajuedaoneigefangxiangzhengyourenganlai。
“neishi……zhishengji?”bowuguanlitacengjianguozheizhongjiweigulaodejiaotonggongju,suoyimianqiangrenlechulai。
zhishengjiliyoulianggeren,yigeshihaowuxiuweidejiashiyuan,lingyigeshixiuxingzhe。
zheigezailimengchenkanlaijiweiruoxiaodexiuxingzhe,shenshanglingliruodexiangbinsideyinghuochong,danzhongjiushigexiuxingzhe。
“zheigexiuxingzheyinggaishibendituzhu,huozhenengwendaodianshenme。”
zhishengjijianjianfeijin,luoxuanjiangjudadezaoyinyeyufaqingxi。
jifenzhonghou,neijiazhishengjizaijulihaidaobuyuanchuxuankongerting,yigejinfabiyandegaodananzicongzhishengjilizouchulai。
zhishengjidiaotoufeizou,nanzilingkongxubu,yibubuzoulai。
zhidaojulilimengchenershimideweizhicaitingxia,yanpidichui,jugaolinxiakanzheta。
errenyigaoyidi,biciduishipianke。
limengchentaishougoulegoushouzhi,youxiebuyuedishuodao:“xialai,nizheiyangbulimao!”
的确很不礼貌!
yizhiruoxiaodemayi,zenmeganjugaolinxiadikanzige?
bupabeizijishunshoumole?
lianxingkongxiadiyiqiangzhedelimengchendouburenshi?
danxiangxiangshenbianluohoudechengshi,xiangxiangduifangchengzuodeluohoujiaotonggongju,zheigetuzhubudonglimaosihuyemanzhengchangde,suoyilimengchenbugentajijiao,zhirangtaxialaishuohua。
下来?不礼貌?
nanzitingdaolimengchendehuaweiweiyileng,suijiluchuqingmiedexiaorong,muguangzhongmanshibuxie,tayongyingyushuodao:“huaxiaren,nandaonibuzhidaowoshisheima?wojiushituonisi。”
shenweioubeixisilianmenglingxiudetuonisi,shihuaxiadelaoduitou。
tuonisizheisangezi,huaxiaxiuxingjiemeirenbuzhidaoba?
guoran,tuonisibaochumingzihou,jiukandaoneigehuaxiarenshenshenzhouqimeitou。
limengchenzhoumei,daobushibiede,ershiyagentingbudongduifangshuodehua!
limengchenshenchudeshidai,quanshijiezhiyouyizhongyuyin,jushuolaiziyuangudehuaxia,danbujiaohuaxiayu,ershijiaorenhua——quanrenleiweiyideyuyan,ziranjiushirenhua,nandaozheililuohoudaolianrenhuadoubuhuishuo?
“tazaishuoshouyu?”limengchenxinlidigu,taxiangqishouyuzhe,yigezhuanmenyanjiuyeshouyuyandehanjianzhiye。
yuyanbutonghaizenmejiaoliu?
talimengchenpianpianyouhaoduowentixuyaowen,yishihaoshengtouteng。
tuonisijianlimengchenmeishuohuale,yiweibeizigemingtouzhenzhule。
lianshangshenqinggengshijuao:“niqugaosuxuyatian,qiandaoguodegujidouzaiwozhei。”
“xianzai,woyijingjinshengdisanjie,mingfuqishideshijiediyiren,jiaoxuyatianlaishousi。”
zaishuohuadetongshi,tuonisiyinianweidong,shentidouransanfachuyiguqiangliedelingqiweiya,haosidiwangjianglinrenjian,shenbianhuxiaodehaifengdoubeilinglichongsan。
sanjie!zheishishuyusanjiedeweiya!
tuonisijinshengdaolesanjie,chenglequanshijiediyigesanjiedeqiangzhe!
sanfazheweiyadetuonisixiaoyigengnong,xiaorongzhongmanshiaoyi,fushilimengchenrudiwangkandaijianmin。
tingbudong,lianbangezidoutingbudong!nandaonikanbuchulai?bibigemeiwan。
limengchenpoweiwunai,meibaoduoshaoqiwangdiwenyiju:“huishuorenhuabu?”
meiyourenhewurudeyisi,danluodaotuonisideerduoliquebuyiyangle。
quanshijiedouzaixuehuaxiayu,tuonisiyeyouguoshenrudexuexi。
tanengtingdongzheigehuaxiarenzaishuoshenme,yinweijiaotahanyudeneigerenjiaoguo,erqiegaosuguotazheishimarende。
敢骂我?
benxiangliutayitiaomingqubaoxinde……
tuonisiyanshenzhouranbiandebingleng,tataiqiyoushou,shenchushizhi,haifengkaishixiangtadezhijianhuiju,ningchengyidaodaobukejianderuilifengren。
“huaxiadetuhouzi,wojidenimenrensihouyaojianyiweijiaoyanwangdeshenzhiba?”tuonisizaicikaikou,shengyinwubibingleng,shayishizu:“jiandaotale,tiwowenshenghao。”
shuohuadegongfu,sanjiedelingliweiyayushayijinyibubaofa,putiangaidichaolimengchenlongzhaoerqu,zhijianruilidefengrengengshichunchunyudong,chongmanbaozao。
zheiyike,tacongneigehuaxiarendelianshangkandaolezhenjing。
“zhidaohaipale?yijingwanle。”tuonisixinnianyidong,zhijianwushufengrenbianchaolimengchenxijuanerqu!
zuoweigongjimubiaodelimengchenqueyijiuchenjinzaizhenjingzhongwufaziba,haoxiangwangleduobi。
“shenmeqingkuang?wozhenshichuanyuele?”
limengchenyarandikanzhegongjizijidetuonisi,wubichayi。
三阶啊!
pingshizouludoupacaisidesanjiexiaochongxiangshawo?zheihaishidiqiuma?
mianduituonisishayishizudegongji,tazhishishenshenkanleduifangyiyan。
jiushineimeyiyan,yigeyanshen,yigeshunjian!
fangfotiandijiansuoyoudelingqidoubeizheiyiyandiaodong,putiangaidichaotuonisixijuanerqu。
tuonisisuochudequyu,mantianlingqikuangmoluanwu,kongjianbeiniuchengwushusuipian,benghuaihouxianghaifengyiyangfeiwu,zhenggerenbianchengyifuzhiliposuidehua。
zhuanshunjian,lingqianjing,kongjianpingjing,yiqieyouguiyupingdan,quebujianletuonisideshenying。
jilichenaibuzhidaofeiqulenali,yilvdandandeqingyanpiankejiansuihaifengxiaosan。
shijieshangbianzaiyemeiyoutuonisizheigerenle。
“youbingme?”limengchendiguzhe,zhijuedehaoshengqiguai,wufaliyuzheigexiaochongzi。
jiezhetayoukanxianglingyibiandeheian,kaikoushuodao:“ni,huishuorenhuabu?”
heianzhong,haiyougenvxingxiuxingzhe。
jiuzailimengchenshuohuadeshunjian,tachajuedaoyigeyanshenmengrandingzhuziji,haoxianglierendingzhuleliewu——shigudimu!
tabixumashanggaoqingchuzheilidezhuangkuang!