耍流氓啊

muhongyuzheifandongzuozongsuanshiyinqileduimianliangrenzhuyi,shuangshuangzhengzhu,zhidaomuhongyubabeiziwangzhuoshangyifang,liangrencaihuiguoshenlai。

buguo,muhongyumeidengliangrenkaikou,jiuzhandingjietiedao:“nimensheiyuanyisheiqu,fanzhengwoshibuyuanyide。”

“dajie,nandaonizhendeyuanyihuijiaguokurizi?”muqingfeikansixunwen,yanzhongquedaizhejinggao。

yaoshiyuanshen,kendingshibuganhuiqude。neiyangrulangsihuyoupianxindejiarenbuyaoyeba,kexianzaidemuhongyuyuanyia!tashangbeizichengjiusuigao,danyizhiyihanmeinengyongyouzijidehaizi,benlaidasuanmansishisuijiuqulingyanglianggeheyanyuandesuanle,sheizhidaorenshengjiyurucishenqi,yichangchuanyuetabudanyoulegezhongbingjijiangqushidenanren,haiyousangeyangmaosuiletaqianshideernv,xiangdaokeyibuyongshihounanrenhainengyongyousangexueyuanxiangliandebaobei,taxianzaijiuxiangzhijiefeihuiqulehaobuhao!

“dajie,niyaoxianghao。nihuiqubamayebuhuirangnidaizheneinanrenhehaizihuijiade,neinanrentamenxianzaijiuzhuzaicunliniupengli,nandaoniyuanyihetamenquzhuniupeng?meitianleisileihuozhengdegongfenliannidouchibubao,ninaliyangdeqitamen。woshinimeimei,woziranshixiwangninengguodehao。”

“shiashia,qingfeishuodedui。hongyunihaishidangjiejiede,zenmedouburumeimeidongshi。”

lianpangguandewudaniangdoubeimuqingfeide“shanliangdongshi”jigandonghuaile,pinmingzaiyibianqiaobiangu。raner,muhongyuqueshiqingqingchuchuzhidaoyuanshenconglezheiyihuihuiyudaoshenmeyangdediyuzaoyu,duiliangrenyichangyihedequanjiewensibudong。

bangexiaoshihenkuaiguoqu,muhongyunieleniequantou,ganjuexianzainenggoudasiyitouniu。duimianliangrenhaizaineidiediebuxiu,jianzhifangaitahuixiangxiaqujiansangexiaokeai。

“liuganshiyouqiziyouerzi,guoxietianjiuyaozhaolaichanglile。nimenyaoshizhenweiwohao,jiubiezaiquanwole。”yuanshenguoquhemuqingfeideenenyuanyuanmuhongyumeishenmexingqu,danxianzaijiranshitalaijieguanlezheishenti,jinhouyanqianzheiliangrenjiuxiuxiangzaicongtashenshangzhanshenmebianyi。

“a!nishuoshenme?”wudanianghemuqingfeidoujingdaile。

muhongyushoujiaofeikuaidibachuangpushangdedongxiliantongzongdianzidouguoleqilai,yongzhuimanbudingdetanzibabeizizhentouyijuan,zaibaxilianpenhechifanshukouheshuigongyongdetangcibeijisaijinqu。

kanliangrenhaizaizhengleng,youbuchongshuo:“nimenxiangyixiang,liuganshiyousishileba!laizanmenfanjiangchangzhiqianjiuyijingshishenshichaiyouchangdezhengshigong,zheiyangderenhuimeijiehun!buzhidaonimenzhuyidaomeiyou,liuganshizhishuogenzhetaguorizi,weirenshuoguo‘buyijiehunweimudedetanlianaijiushishualiumang’,liuganshizheishixiangshualiumanga。”

“buhuiba……”wudaniangbijinghuolesiwushinian,yequguoliuganshifendaodedanrenjianyuangongsushe,xiangqicengjingkandaoliuganshiyifushangdebuding,yijitashuojiehunjiuzhizhiwuwudeyangzi,dunshimengshengtuiyi:“woqudatingdating。yigegede,zenmedoumanzheren。”shuowandenglemuqingfeiyiyan,sayazijiupaole,shengpajixuliuxiaquzaitaomeiqu。

jianzhuang,muhongyujiangdabaohaodebaofulinlelin,hengliangyaozenmecainengshuaibeishangqu,quebuliaomuqingfeiminzhechunjitayalexiaqu:“dajie,sheijinishuoliuganshiyouqiziheernvde?”

muhongyushangxiadaliangleyifanmuqingfei:“liuganshixulenishenmehaochu?bangnizhuanzheng,haishijinidiaogangwei。”