第五章 你是哪国人呢?

huchuyikouqi,lizhengshenzhanzheshenzi,jieshulejintiandeyunqi,hunshenshangxiayipianqingling,kankanzijibudadefangjian,shujushangbaifangzheyigexiangkuang,limianshishifutajixiaoliudezhaopian,zhaopianshangshifukanqilaishiyiliandebushuang,jiujiezaiyiqidemeitoushigedadade“chuan”zi,xiaoliukenzhepingguo,koushuihaizaizuibian……xiangpianzhongdeshifurengshineiyangyizhanglaolian,takanleershiduonianle,yichenbubian,neizhanglianconglaimeiyouzaibianlaodequshi,songsongjianbang,renrendouyouzijidemimi,hekuangshigelaoguaiwu?!lizhengxiaolexiao,qingqingcalecakuangmian,suishounaqishafabeishangdewaitao,wangjianshangyida,dakaifangmen,chuizhebuzhimingdiaodiaodeyinjiechaolouxiazouqu。

louxiadatingzhangshafashang,xiaoliuhenmeigongdexindilianxiedairentangzaishafazhong,zuilikenzheshuiguo,yanjingdingzhechaodadianshipingmushangzhengzaishangyandeguzhuangdaxi。lizhengbuzhidaoshishenmeming,taduidianshijumeiyidianxingqu。yizuozaixiaoliuduzishang,shufudidongledong:“biekanle,peiwoqumanwuwanwan!”

beiduzishangdezhongwuyadenanshoudexiaoliuyunqiyiguziqihenhendiguzhedupi,kexi,meibazhongwudankai,faneryindanqiyouxialuodeliliang,chuanlaigengshendetenggan,shenchushouyiquantoujiuzazailizhengdecelianshang:“gungungun……nixiangyasiwoa!”

“zoule,qinaidexiaoliuzi!”

lizhengmomolianpi,wusuoweidinuodongbuzi,xiaoliudequanjingmeidianlidu,maganjuedoumoumie。

ergegoujiandabeidejiahuoyiluhengchangzhezuijinliuxingdeyinle,xixihahadetingzaijiubamenqian,shanliangde“manwu”erzizaiheiyezhongxiandetebiexingmu,zheili,shigejiuba,manwushitademingzi!erzheilihaishiyigetebiedecunzai,bushimouyileiderenshibuhuimingbaitadetebiezhichude!

errenmaijindamen,caozadeshengyinjiuzhuruerrendeerzhong,lizhengbunaifanditaotaoerduo,lanyangyangdiduizhedatingshuoleju:“chaosirenle……”

zhenggedatingshunjiananjingleyidapian,renshitaderenjitibishanglezijidezuiba,dangranzheibubaokuoneixieputongren!lizhengmanyidisuizheyinlehuangdongzheshenziduoxiangjiaoluodeweizhi,waijinshafazhong,yigefuwushengxiaopaodaozhuopang,gongjingdixianglizhengshuo:“lixiansheng,jintianhaishilvcha?”

dianzhetou,jiangxiaoliuladaoshenbian:“kanshenmekan?laoshizuozhe!”

hezheshouzhongdelvcha,jintianyoushigewuliaodeye,lizhengzheiyangxiangzhe。chuqibuyideyidaoranglizhengxiangsharendeshengyinchuanlai。

“nimenzhonghuaguo,tailuohoude,taibuwenmingle。nimendejiubayeshi,yidiangediaodoumeiyou,kankan,zheidoubuzhideshenmedongxi?”

lizhengmizheyanwangxiangshengyindezhuren,shigebaibaijingjingdenanren,huangsedepifu,heiheidetoufa,zhengbianhezheshouzhongdejiubianduizhezuozaitaduimiandeyigexiaoniushuozhe。

xiaoniudiandiantou,manlianhaoqidikanzhenanrenshuo:“shiashia,haishinimenhguohao,guojiafada,renyawuyadouhaomeimiao,neinimenneidejiubayidinghenyouteseba?”

lizhengniezheshouzhongdechabei,yaozheyachuang,shenmedongxi?hguodedongxidoushihaode?hguorenladeshinanbuchengyeshixiangde?!

“qinaide,nishenmeshihoudaiwohuihguo……renjiabayiqiedoujinile,haixuelehguoliaoli,zhunbeiananxinxindangnidefuren。”

“fangxin,wohuidainizoude,liunizaizheiliwoyebufangxin!nihuibeizheigeluohoudedifangwurande,nishiwoxinzhongdenvshen,neimeshengjiegaoya!”

高雅?喇叭花扬着花瓣yegaoya!gouweibacaoshuqiweibayegaoya!!

“qinaide……wohaoxiwangzijishihguoren,zhende,zheilitairangrenshoubulela。”

“shide,nigenzhewo,nijiushigaoguidehguoren,zhende!”

ee……genzhegouyebianchenggaoguidegou?genzhejijiubianchenggaoguideji?haishibianzhongyeji!!

tingbuxiaqule,henhendishuaileshouzhongdechabei,datingliyidabufenrendaoxilekouliangqi:fahuole……laotianye,baoyou!jishaoburenzhouzhemeikanzheshuaichabeidejiahuo:zenmeluanshuaidongxia!

lizhengheiheidixiexiaozhehuanghuangyouyoudihuangdaoneierzhixiaodongwudezhuopang,youhaodishenzheshou:“hai,pengyounihaowa!”

nanrenluchuhenbumanyidebiaoqing,meiyoushenchushou,ershijixuduizhetaduimiandexiaoniushuo:“kankan,nimenzheiderentaimeilimaole,zenmenengsuibianpaolailuandazhaohuni!”xiaoliuyepaoleguolai,shenchuzhutijiudazaixiaoniudejianshang:“hai,yiwanshangduoqiana?”xiaoniulenglexia,fanyingguolai,paikaixiaoliudezhuti:“gunkai,liumang!”

lizhenghaoxiaodikankantazaiwanglewangxiaoliu,zantongdidianzhetou:“shiashia……tashiliumang,taizhengquele!dangran,woyeshi!wobuzhishiliumanghaishigebiantaikuang!wozuixihuanbanizheiyangdexiaoniuwanlezaitaochuxinganpifeishen,haohaoyanjiuxiashishenmeyansedi!”suihouyangqishoujileneihguonanrenyibazhang,yachituoluodiaozaichunbian,xuehuahuaditangchulai,lizhengshenchushouniezhexiaoniudexiaba:“**,nishinaguorenni?”ranhouchaonongdidiukai,shijingdicazheshou:“zhenzang!”

hguonanrenwuzhezuiluzhefengdizhizhelizhengjiaoma:“nini……nigemeisuzhidejiahuo,nijingran……nijingrandaren,ni……”

xiaoliutaiqijiaojiuchuaizaitadelianshang:“niyousuzhia?yousuzhinizayemarenli?”

lizhengsaoleyanergejiahuo,henbushuangdidigu:“wosuiranbushigehaoren,keshini,wohaizhidaozijishinaguoren……dangran,woshibudanvrendi!”xianglindezhuopangyigeduanfadenvzitengditiaoleqilai,chongguolaijiuzhexiaoniudetoufa,papadishanleqilai,zuilirangzhe:“laoniangshigehuainvren!laoniangxihuandanvren!laoniangzuixihuandabuyaoliandenvren!laoniangdasinige**!”gengduodenvrenzaitingdaoduanfanvderangrangshenghouyejiaruleqizhong。qitazhuoshangdenanrenmenkanlekanyechongleguolai,quanjiaokaishizhaohuzaihguonanrenshenshang,zhenggejiubayixiazinaotengleqilai……

lizhengtantanshou,“aiai……zhidaozijishinaguorendehaishihenduoma!”

*****

lizhengxiangwuguderuanchongdaojinshafazhong,bujiujiuhanshengdachang。xiaoliufanzheyanpi,suishoulaolezhipingguobiankenbiandakailedianshi。

wuliaodedianshijuzaibofangzhe,xiaoliumingxiankaishidakeshui,yanjingyihuizhengyihuibi,zuizhongwaizheshenzi,zuibianliuxiayichuanbailiangdetuoyan……

“进来吧!”一个老人推开门走进客厅,看到李政和小六的睡样,摇摇头,这二个徒弟唉!一个女孩小小心地探进个头,慢慢动了下步子踏了进来。晶亮的眸子映出二个睡觉deshenying,qingqingshenchuxiaoshoulalalaorendeyijiao:“shifu……neiergerenshi……”

老人指着鼾声大作的李政说:“那是李政,那个睡觉yeliukoushuideshiwupeng。lizhengjitaqulegebiemingjiaoxiaoliu,tamendoushinideshixiong!”laorenbianshuobianzoudaoxiaoliudeshenbian,taochuyikuaibaihanjinqingqingcashidiaotachunbiandekoushui。

xiaoliumengdizhengkaileyan,jimangtiaoleqilai,shoubeiwangzuibianyica:“shifu,ninhuilaile?anzijicajiuxingle,bumafannin!”suihoumiaodaodingzhezijiluzhexiaoyideyizhangmoshengliankong,“zheisheia?”

laorenmeihaoqidiqiaoletadetouyixia:“tanchidedexingshenmeshihounenggai?zheishiweishigangshoudedizi,tayihoushinimendeshimei,haoshengzhaoguta。”nvhaipiaochugetiantiandeweixiao,xiangzhexiaoliujugong:“xiaoliushixionghao,wojiaoxiaoyu!”

“ee……haohaohao……”shahuhudexiaoliunaonaozijidetou,wawa……shimeiye,meinvda!

laorenshanshandibailexiaoliuyiyan,“weishixianzaidaixiaoyuquhoushanxia!niya,biezaineimetanchile!”qingqinglazhexiaoyu,laorenchaotinghoudeyuanzixingqu。

xiaoyuhuiguotouchongzhexiaoliubanlegeguilian:“shixiong,baibai!”