tajiutiantianshuinvrenshuinvren！shuibutongdenvren！
ranhoubazijishuisizaichuangshang！
zaizhadiesihou，tadanglejinshiniandehuangdi，shinianlai，tameitianbushizairenqinjiushizairenqindelushang，fangyanzhenggedaxiliang，quanshitadexiongdijiemei。
shenzhiyuanzaiwanlizhiwaideyesheng，yaoguang，yequandoushitadexiongdijiemei。
xiangdaozheili......
sangningxinsuileyipianpian，renrenjiyudeneibahuangweilongyi。
qijiantachengshoubulezheizhongzhongfu，zhaojitazhenggehougongdexiongdijiemei，wentamensheixiangdanghuangdi。
jieguotamenyigeyigeguizaizijimianqian，kudeganchangcunduan，qibuchengsheng：“bixia，haodaizanmenyeshitongfuyimudeqinxiongmei，nibunengzheimekenghaizijidexiongdijiemeia！womenzhishijingonglaixiangfude，bushijingonglaishouzuidea！”
“......”
“......”
“guinva，nijiaoshenmea？jisuilea？shinanhaishinva？”
sangningzhengfenfendeyaozhesiyaozhewanlidedajitui。
yikouyikoude，jixufaxie！
腮帮子塞的满满的。
直到——
tadewanlibeisuwuyoujialeyidakuaihongshaorou，feideliuyou，yibanshouyibanfei，feideneikuaiguangshikanzhejiuyouniniderangrenwucongxiakou。
suwuyoujiangfeideneiyidakuaihongshaoroudidaosangningzuibian：“lai，bazheikuaifeidechile，shoudejidiechi。”
sangning：“......”
不要脸的渣爹！
就是这么坑闺女的！
sangninglandedalita，maitouganfan。
xianbazijiduziweibaolezaishuo，tadexiangxiangxiayibujihua！
jianguinvbutinghua，suwuyouhenshengqi，nakuaizishijingchuotadelian：“wobuchifeirou！feiroupangpang！nibubangdiechi！buxiaoshun！”
sangningxiangrenzhendechigefandoubuxing，qidecongtadeshouzhongyibaduoguokuaizi，xiaoxiaonianji，lidaozeida，dangzhesuwuyoudemian，zhijie“pa——”deyisheng，baichengliangban。
suwuyou：“......”
“吃不吃？！”
桑宁恶声恶气。
suwuyouqieqiededixiatou，“chi.....”
sangninghenhendengta：“chigefanmomojiji！”
sangningqideyikouyaodiaoyikuaidafeirou，jiangshouroushuaijita：“jiubunenghaohaoshuohua！zhuangchuzheifuweiqubabaxiaoxifushouqideyangzijisheikan！”
奶奶的！
怪让人心疼的！
suwuyouchishourouchideyouziyouwei，sangningnaodexindouzaidixuele。
wuxingzhongyoubeizhadiezheizhangrenshengongfendeyizhanglianjiguhuole！
suwuyouchileyikuaishourouzhihou，yiyouweijin，youmomodejialeyikuaidafeiroudaosangningzuibian，shiyisangningyao。
sangningqidezhangdazui，jiangyidakuaifeishouxiangjianderoudoujitunjinzuili。
suwuyouyanzhuzidengyuanle，yongshouqiangxingbaikaisangningdezuijiukaishiyongshoutao。
桑宁：“？？？”
neixiuzhangdeshouzhijiuzaisangningdezuiligentiaoqusideguyong，suwuyouxianshitaoleyikuaifeidechulai，bumanyi，yousaidaosangningdezuili。
zhidaojiangsangningzuilideshouroutaochulai，manyile，ranhouguoleyibianqingshui，manyidefangruzijideyingtaoxiaozuili。
sangning：“......”
“youyimeirenxi，jianzhibuwang........”
zheibian，shenruzhidanqinchangqu，yijingzouhuorumole。
xiaoyang，xiangtatangtangchuanyuenv，zidainvzhuguanghuan，haigonglvebuleyizhizhongmameinan？
baoguanrangsuwuyouduitamideshenhundiandao，nvrenwushuyounengzenmeyang？yudaotazhihou，fenfenzhonghuashenzhongquan！
“yiribujianxi，sizhirukuang......”
shenruzhifanfanfufuyinchangzhefengqiuhuangzheijijuqiangumingchang。
ganshouzhesuwuyouluozaizijishenshangdemuguang，shineimedeqingzhenyiqie。
zhidaoyiquzhongle，tajishouxiadeqinxianyigemanyideshouwei。
shenruzhihuanhuandezhengkaishuangmou，dangkanxiangduimianzuozhedesuwuyoudeshihou.....
buyoudeshunjiandengdayan，zhenggerenyezaitongyishijianmengdizhanleqilai。
不是？
夙无忧人呢？