第2章 真假请柬

tanghaokebujidezijishenmeshihoubanleyanhui。

buzhidaosheijingranrucidandabaotian,jiamaotademingtouzhaoyaozhuangpian。

zheishijuebujiandan,meiyoushangmianderenhuzhe,yibanrenjueduibugangaodezheimeda。

tayaobazheibeihouderenjiuchulai,erzanshibunengdacaojingshe。

“jiahuo?woshuoxiongdi,nishidanamaochulaide?niyoushenmezigezhiyiwodeqingjianshijiade?qingninachuzhengju,fouzejinriwokebuhuizheimesuanle!”

xiaozihaojianzheirenzhangdeyingjuntingba,yishenfengyirangtachuandexiangjunzhuang,buxiangputongrenwu,danquebujidezheishinahaorenwu。

tazaiyicizhoumeidao“qingwen,ninshinawei?”

cishixiaoziyaoqueshihongzheyanjingchonglechulai“tanghao!nihaizhidaohuilai!”

tashangqianyibazhangshanzaitanghaolianshang,“wunianle,zheiwuniannidaodisidaoshenmedifangqule?”

tanghaobuyu,takuiduizijilaopo。

yuefuyuemuqidebuqing,houdao:“chusheng,wunianbujiannijiujingsishenmedifangqule?nihaizhidaohuilai?”

“sheirangtajinlaide?wonainaideshengriyaoqingtalema?”

xiaozihaozouleguolai,lengshengdao:“yuanlaishitanghaoa,nipingshenmeshuowodeqingjianshijiade?”

tanghaowangzheta:“yinweizhendeqingjianwoyeyou,woshuonideshijiadejiushijiade!”

changnei,dunshihahadaxiao。

“nishuowodeshijiade?tanghao,niyoushenmezigeshuozheigehua?nikezhidaowoweilenongzheixieqingjianfeileduodadeliqima?nijuran……”

tanghaocongdoulitaochuyizhangqingjian,zazaixiaozihaolianshang:“zhengdanideyanjingkanqingchule,wozheilicaishizhendeqingjian,nideshijiadeeryi!”

yigehubeixiongyao,duixiaojiaanqianmahoudezhongnianrenchonglechulai,duoguotanghaoshouzhongqingjianyishousisui,zazaitalianshang。

“jiupingniyepeibeihaijiangjundeqingjian?nigaibuhuishishuoxiaohuaba?”

“renjiaxiaojiabeijingbubiniqiangyiwanbei?napashiyitiaogoukeyinongdaoqingjian,woyebuxiangxinnikeyinongdao!”

周边笑声更足。

tanghaolenglengdewangzheta:“nijuransilewodeqingjian,nitanshangshile!”

xiaozilonghahadaxiaodeshuo:“tanshangshenmeshi?nihaiganyaonongsitama?youwoxiaojiazhaozhe,sheigandongjiaolaoban?”

“woshuotanghao,nihaihuilaizuoshenme?shibushinizaiwaimianhunbuxiaqule,suoyixiangyaowomendeqian?”

“nizheigechushengziconglikaihou,jiuyuwomenmeiyouyidianguanxile,nibushiwomenjiaderen!”

tanghaodeyuefuyuemuzhizhetadebizima。

tanghaoyebushengqi,yinweizijilijiawunian,duibuqilaopohaizi,gaima。

laotaitaizhuzheguaikuaibuzoudaotanghaoshenqian,jugaolinxiadekanzheta:“gun,woxiaojiameiyounizheimeyigenvxu,womenjiabuhuanyingni!”

“haiyou,biexiangnajiadeqingjialaizheilipianren,womenzheixierenyebushishazi,niyiweihuixiangxinni?”

tanghaotaochushoujidao:“buxiangxinwo,neiwoxianzaijiuzhengmingjinimenkan!”

很快手机接通。

“qilin,wodeqingjianbeirensile,zaijiwosongyizhangqingjianguolai,wozaishibalou!”

“是将军!”

jiuzaizheishi,xiaoziyaodabushangqianduoguotanghaodeshouji,yongshouzhizhetashangxinyujuedeshuo:“tanghao,jiusuannibunengjiwozhenglian,danshinengbunengbuyaodiuwodelian?”

“nizaizheilishuozheixiedahua,nibupadiuren,keshiwomenpaya,yinweiwomenyijingbeirenkanlezugoudexiaohuale!”

萧子瑶很伤心。

bujinjinshiyinweitanghaodebucierbie,haiyouxiaojiadechuchuzhendui。

youqishidaboerbo,tamengengshibabudezijiyijialianchifandeqianyemeiyou。

这还是亲人吗?

还不如一只狗。

“老婆,我……”

“够了唐昊!”

xiaoziyaocaganleizhuyongshouzhizheta:“tanghao,suanwoqiunilehaobuhao?nengbunengbuyaoshuole?womenwunianbujian,nijiubunengjiwoyidianmianzima?”

xiaozilongyongshouzhizhetanghao,yiziyidundeshuo:“xingtangde,qinglikaizheili,jintianshiwonainaideshengri,womenxiaojiabuhuanyingni,qingnimashanglikai!”

“赶紧滚!”

萧子龙凌厉的怒吼。

haha,changneixiaochengyituan。

dajiadouxiangchaoxiaogouyiyangdechaoxiaotanghao。

yuefuyuemushoubulezheiweiqu,tamenjizenghentanghao,yehenxiaojia。

laotaitaidelengmo,rangfufuerrenxinliang。

zhangcuilandabuchongshangqiansisizhuazhutanghaonuhou:“genwozou,buyaozaizheilidiurenxianyanle,mashanglikaigenwonverlihun,womenjiashoubulenile!”

“gunbatanghao,meikanjiansanshendourangnizoulema?”

daboxiaodongchenggaogaozaishang,buxiedekanzhetanghao。

tanghaomeiyoudong,lengmodewangzheta!

“worangnigun,tingbujianshibushi?”

xiaodongchengtielexinyaorangtanghaozou,qianquyongshouqiangxingtuita。

tanghaoyibazhangshanzaixiaodongchenglianshang,jiangtadafeichuquhaojimi。

liandouzhongle,etouyezaidibanshangcapolepi。

狂妄!

zheigejiahuowunianbuhuilai,yihuilaijiugandaxiaojiaren,tazheishihuonile?

xiaojialaosanyijinggoudaodaomeile,tadenvxudalexiaojiaren,xiaojiaqibubaofu?

tanghaoshangqian,youshiyijiaotizaixiaodongchenglianshang“zaihuaxiameiyourenkeyirangwogun,ernishidiyige,zheishiwodejinggao,zaiyouxiaciwojueburaoshu!”

changneixianrulesiyibandejijing。

所有人都懵了。

daleyicibushuo,haidadierci

suoyourendouzhidao,xiaojialaosandenvxuzheishitanshangdashile。

shenzhilianxiaoziyaoyijiayewangjilezuzhi,jiuzheimedaidaidekanzhetanghao。

zhijiantanghaokuaimajiabiandezoudaolaotaitaishenqian,lenglengdekanzhetamen。

“yigeyuezhinei,wohuirangxiaojiasuoyourenguizaiwojiaoxiadaoqian!”

“jizhule,shixiaojiameiyigeren!”

ranhou,shuowanzheihuatanghaodaizhexiaoziyaoyijia,zaizhongmukuikuizhixia,zouchuledating。

jinjiezhe,changneizhakaileguo。

“哇哈哈哈……”

dajiadouxiaodeyaodouwanle。

“zhenshihaokuangwangdedongxi,tajuranganrangxiaojiaderenguixiadaoqian,tashibuzhidaozijiyuxiaojiadechajuyouduodama?”

“wunianle,zheixiaozishibushizaiwaimiannaodaibeirendahuaile?fouzeyebunengshuochuzheizhongfangsidehuaa!”

“sheizhidao?danshiwogankending,xiaojiayidinghuihenhenbaofuzheigedongxi!”

xiaodongchengyinsendecongdimianzhanqi,mozheshoushangdeweizhinuhe:“chusheng,nijiwodengzhe,laoziyaoshibujiaoxunni,wogennixing!”

“changnei,shisheizuozhua?”

yidaohongliangdeshengyinchuanlai,dapolechangneidepingjing。