piankezhihou，yingyikanleyanzhuomianshangdezaodian，duizhecaozongguanzhaolezhaoshou！
“小曹，过来来！”
“ai，bixia，ninyouhefenfu？”
啪！
yingyijilecaozongguanyigenaopiao！
“xiaocaoa，nishibushiyoudianguofenlea？wosuiranshigekuileihuangdi，dankuileihuangdiyesuanhuangdiba？dazaoshangdejiujiwochixiaomizhou？nibushuojiwonongdianshenmeshanzhenhaiwei，napajiwonongpanxiancaiyexinga！zadi？xiangshaoxinshaosiwoa？”
“bu……bushibixia，nindabingchuyu，taiyishuole，burangninchitaiguoyounide！”
“fangniniangdepi，laozihainengzuojinianhuangdia？woxiangxiangshouxiangshoubuxinga？”
曹总管：“……”
zheishuode……yetingyoudaolide！
xiangchijiuchiba，zaowanchisini！
tagangxiangfenfuxiaqu，waimianjiuchuanlaiyisheng。
“太后驾到！”
caozongguanxinliyixi，suihoujiukandaoyigeyongronghuaguidenvrenzoulejinlai！
zheishiyingyimingyishangdemuqin！dangchaotaihou！
“参见太后！”
caozongguanganjinxingli！xinxiangninzongsuanlaile！
“免了！”
taihouyiliannurongdekanzheyanqiandehuangdi！
“huangdi，aijiatingwen，nizaoshangwugudamaxiaren，haijubushangchao？shifouyoucishi？”
“真的，怎么了？”
“dadan！bixiazennengrucigentaihoujianghua？”
taihoushenbianyigemamahechidao！
“nidadan！womenliangzhijianjianghua，nayounichazuidedifang？”
“小曹！”
曹总管：“……”
tatouyihui，zheimetaoyanzijidemingzi！
jiantameiyouhuihua，yingyixiaole。
“yo，zhaodaokaoshanle，woshihuanbudongnile？”
“不……不是！”
“bushijiuhao，zhangzui！”
“我看谁敢！”
taihoucishidelianseyijingtieqingle，zheixiaozazhongyuelaiyuefangsile！
“bixia，nijingranganzheimegenaijiashuohua，shibushimeibaaijiafangzaiyanli？”
“是啊！怎么了？”
在场的人：“……”
“bi……bixia！nindeyisi，shibushibataihoufangzaixinlia？”
caozongguanganjincazhehandao！
“bietamefangpi，zheishihoushuohualaile？wobujiaonishanneilaoyaopoma？haibudongshou？”
“陛……陛下……”
caozongguanliandouchouchoule，youkanleyiyandengzhetadetaihou。
hei，haome，wozheishizizhaokuchia！
benlaihaixunsizhe，taihaonengzhizhizheihuangdini，jieguokehao，jiwozijinonggeliwaibushiren！
“bixia，aijiashinidemuqin，nizheimewuniaijia，nandaobupa？”
“wopashenme，niyaobawozenmediba？bawofeile？nitameyouzheigebenshima？niwenwenwaichaoneisanlaodengdabudaying？”
老……老登？
bixiagaibuhuishuodeshituogudesanweidachenba？
cishizaichangderenhenbudezijideerduoquandoulongdiao，zheijintianyitianzhendeshitai**le！
“bushiwoshuo，nigelaoniangmenyitiantiande，zaigonglidaizhejiuwanshibei，feideyitiantianchulaizuoyao，shenmedouxiangguan，niyouzheigebenshima？”
老……老娘们？
meixiangdaohaiyougeng**de！
“你……你……”
“nishenmeni？nishuoniyimeishouwan，ermeinaozi，jiuzheihaixuerenjiachuiliantingzhengni，jiunineiwenhuashuipingnitingdedongma？
rangchaotangshangneisangelaodenghuyoujisheng，jiujuedezijikeniubile，jieguoni？renjiazhenggepenmanboman，aimadequanshinijiaren！”
“我……我……”
“woshenmewo？xiandidasangzhishiniganleshenmeshier，zijibuqingchuma？jiuzheihaigenwobibilailaide？feiderangwobashiqingquanshuochulaia？pingshidajiaditoubujiantaitoujiande，jinidianmianzi，nihaizhendangshiwolaoniangle？
zhongshou，ermuzhimugongye。tingdedongwozaimanima？jinifanyiyixia，laodongxi，nihuodetaijiule！！！”
taihouliangyanyifan，zhijieyunleguoqu！
“太后！太后！”
“kuailairena！taihouyundaole！”
“qingtaiyia！qingtaiyia！”
“**，zheijiubuxinglea，jiuzheihaidangtaihou？wopei！”
yingyibayiwanzhouhexiadu，suihoukanleyiyanpangbianmudengkoudaidecaozongguan！
“nihailengzheganshenmea？womalezheimezhangdeshijian，nitameyebuzhidaojiwodaobeicha，yidianyanlijiandoumeiyou，haidaneizongguanni！
bieyiweiwobuzhidaoshinigaodemia！xiaoxinwowanshangzoudeshihou，dainiyiqizou！”
“老奴万死啊！”
caozongguanpale，zheihuangdishifenglea！
taihoutadouganma！zijisuanshenmea。
“等一下！”
“陛下！”
“jiwobaneilaoyaopojiwozhuaihuilai，shanta！tamede，ganzheimegenlaozishuohua！”
曹总管：“……”
“诺！”
zheibudayingbuxingle，wanshangdouyaodaizijizoule！
wotamezenmejiuzheimemingkuni，dangchujiubugaiqiangzheigeweizhia！
henkuai，xiamianxiangqileyigenvrendejianjiaosheng！
piankezhihou，jianjiaoshengbujianle，zhiyouwuwudeshengyin！
yingyihezhecha，xinlimeizizide，zaigudai，xiaozidaguotiana，erqieneilaoniangmenxiaoxinyan，tajiubuxinle，jiuzheiyangtamenhaibufeileziji？
a！dui，feilezijikenenghuiyouxiemafan，gujihuijiwoxiaduba！
啊哈哈哈……
【gongxibixianumajianhou，henhendezhenshezhulehougongshangxia！tigaolezijideweiwang，tecijiangli：baidubuqin！】
噗！
yingyizuilidechashuiquandoupenlechulai。
“bushi，nihaiyouzheigongnengni？nizhei……nizheishiwanlaia！”
【zhiyaobixiatigaozijideshengwang，zuochuyouliguojiadejudong，douhuihuodejiangli。】
赢毅：“……”
taaohuidejizijiyizuiba，rangnitamezuijian，zheihuikehao，huijiadeluyoubeidushangyitiao！
nishuorenjiawanshangkenengjiuyaoxingdongle，nishuonizhei……aiya！
“bixia！zaocan！zaocanlaile！”
曹总管谄媚的过来！
“chishenmechia？yitiantianjiuzhidaochi，butamechile！”
曹总管：“……”
zheiniantoutaijianyebuhaodanga！
kanzheyingyifuxiuerqu，taganjinzhuishangwendao。
“bixia，ninzheishiyaoqunaera？”
“自杀！”
曹总管：“……”
zheihaomeyangdeweishenmeyouyaozishaa！wotamesihoulenimenjiasandaile，jiumeijianguozheimenansihoude！
“bixia，zaikaolvkaolva！！！bixia！！！”
daqinchaodehuanggongjiugengeshaiziside，zaoshangfashengdeshiqing，zhongwujiuyijingchuanbianquanchengle！
jiashangtaihouxiangyaorangminjianzhidao，huangdidaodishigeshenmeyangderen，yushiguyifangrenxiaoxichuanchuqu
tajuedeminyikendinghuizhanzaizijizheibiande，bijingtamendaqinyeshizhuzhongxiaodaode，danjieguo……