daobushiyingyiyouduomedeliaoshirushen，ershizheijitianwanshangtadoubudasuanshuile！
wanyirenjiazhendeguolaile，tadasuanhaohaopeiherenjiaa！
bijingshixingcihuangshang，zheizhongshiqingdajiadoushidiyici，meishenmejingyanwo，wanyishishoulejiubuhao！
erqiejianyuhuanggongneiwai，wuqibushineimehaodaide，suoyitadeweirenjiazuodianzhunbeia！
tanazhezhutai，balazhurengdiao，molemoshangmiandejianci，manyidefangzaichuanghubianshang！
zheiyangyilai，ruguocikeshicongchuanghujinlaide，neime，takeyishunshouchaoqilazhu，yixiajiunengjitasongzou！
dangranle，zheihaibubaoxian！
tabazijidekuyaodaixiexialai，xizailechuanglianzishangmian，
ruguoshuoduifangshicongtianhuabanxialaide，neimezheitiaokuyaodaijiuzaiduifangdeshoubian，wangxiayichejiushiyijianfeichanghaodewuqi，zhijiejitalaiyigesiwangchanrao！
很古典的死法吗！
jiajingdangchujiuchadianbeizheizhaowansi，zanmendezongjieqianrenjingyanbushi！
ranhouzaikanleyiyanqianmen，suihouzaizijijiaodixiafangleyigehuaping！
yifangwanyi，ruguozijishentitiaojianfanshedehua，duifangyekeyizhijieyongpingzizasiziji！
“bi……bixia，ninzheishi？”
“a，nibuyongguanwo，chuqujiwonongdianxiaoye！”
“诺！”
caozongguanlikefenfuxiaqu，rangxiarenjizhunbeiyexiao。
zijihaidekanzhedianbixia！
yushanfang，limiandechuzizuoleyiwanxiaomizhouyihou，turansichukanlekan，ranhounachuleyibaoyaofenfanglejinqu！
sihushengpadubusimubiao，tateyifangjinquliangbao！
ranhouzhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi，baxiaomizhoufangzailepanzidangzhong！
“拿走吧！”
yigexiaotaijianduanzhepanzizoulechuqu，zhishizuoyoukanlekan，zaifaxianmeishenmerenyihou，tabapanzifangzaidishang，ranhounachuyigexiaopingzi，bayizhengpingdeyaofenfangjinqu！
zuowanyihou，gangyaojiaobanyixia，jieguoturannaohouyiteng，shunjianyunleguoqu！
yigemengmianrenturanchulai，kanleyandishangdezhou！
“gouhuangdi，haitinghuixiangshou，zheimewanlehaiherugeng。”
xiangdaozhei，taliketaochuyibaoyaofen，quandoudaoxiaqu！、
“我叫你吃！”
suihouyibazhangshanxinglexiaotaijian，kuaisudexiaoshizaileyuandi！
xiaotaijianmimihuhudeqingxingguolai，haiqiguaizijizenmeshuizhele，danshiyixiangdaozijiyaozuodeshiqing！
jiubanaozhongdexiangfaqusan，nazhezhoujiulaidaoleqingong！
“bi……bixia，gai……gaichiyaole！”
赢毅：“……”
曹总管：“……”
jiu……zheimemingmuzhangdanma？doubuyanshiyixia？
erqiedage，nizheizhongcishafangfashibushichenggonglvyoudiandini？
suihouyingyikanxiangneiwanzhou，shunjianwuyule！
“xiaocao，qubaneigexingyunde**jiwojiaoguolai！”
“诺！”
caozongguanyehenshengqi，nimenhaizhenshizheimedadana！
erqiezheikeshicishahuangshanga，nimenyetaidadanle！
erqiezijikejiuzaibixiashenbianni，wanyizhendechulesanzhangliangduan，neimebeiguodebujiushizijile？
cishi，xiaotaijianpazaidishangsesefadou，tameixiangdaozijidecishajingranbeifaxianle！
yunchuanjiancaozongguanjijimangmangdezhaota，yiweihuangshangzhendebeicishachenggongleni！
danshikancaozongguandeyangzi，queyoubuxiang，yushizhihaocongcongdeganleguoqu！
gangyijinqu，jiukandaoyigexiaotaijianpazaidishang！
他的心里咯噔一声！
“yunchuanyungonggong？wotamebaitianshizenmegennishuode，nineinaodailimianzhuangdedoushidafenma？”
赢毅拿起那碗粥。
“lai，nikankana，zheijiushinimenjingxinzhunbeidecisha！zhende，nimencishawo，wobuyuannimen，bijingsheibuxiangdanghuangdini？danshinimenbunengbuzunzhongwoa！”
yingyiyaoqilaiyishaodoukuainingjiechengyikuaidezhou！
“yiwanxiaomizhou，nimenfangjinquzhishaoliangjindepishuang，jiugentamedeshuiniside！laikankan，zheiwanyinagezhutousanhuihe？”
云川：“……”
cishiyunchuanxiangsidexindouyoule，zheijiushinisuoweidezhunbeihaole？
tamede，tayiweishishenmezhoumijihuani，jieguojiushizhishixiaotaijianzhijiexiadu？lianzhuangewandoubuhuia！
“bi……bixia，zheijianshiqing……”
“buyongshuole！wotamejiubuyinggaiduinimenbaoyouxiwang！zhende，jiunimenzheiyangde，nenghuozhejiuyijingburongyile，haizhiwangnimengaocisha！”
曹总管：“……”
陛下说的有道理啊！
“小曹！”
“老奴在！”
“wuruhuangdigaizenmelaide？”
“杀！”
“hao，neilaoniangmengoubuzheta，neijiuxianrangzheiwanyibeiguoba。”
“bixia，ni……nibunengdongwoa！woshitaihouderen！”
“nishitianwanglaoziderenyebuxing！”
zhishihuayingangluo，chuanghuturanpolie！
zhongrenzhuanshenyiqiao，yigeheiyirenpulejinlai！
“eyo！yuanlairucia！shengdongjixi！hahaha……”
yingyiyixi，liaokaiyifu，jiukandaolimiandebaiyishangmianhuazheyigejiantou，zhixiangxinzangbuwei，bingqiehualeyigeyuanquan！
“大哥，往这刺！”
yingyiyisangzijiheiyirenheleyitiao，kongzhongdedongzuoshunjianbianxing。
taganjinwangxiayicai，xiangyaojiezhuchuangtaiwendingshenxing，jieguomeizhuyidao，neiqianfangzhengyouyigejianruidezhutai！
“啊！！！”
zhutaidejiancichuantoujiaomian！
heiyirencanjiaoyisheng！shenxingzhijieshuaidaozaidishang，zhenghaobaneiwan‘zhou’shuaipozaidishang！
caozongguanzheicaifanyingguolai，likegaoshenghandao！
“hujia！youcike！hujia！！！”
suihouganjinhuzheyingyixianghouzou！
zhishiyingyibugana，haoburongyiyougecike，bunengjiuzheimefangqilea！
“dage，kuaiguolai，zheibian！”
heiyirenrenzhejiaoshangdejutong，wenshengerqi，liejudeshenchujiancileguoqu，jieguojiaoxiaqiahaocaizainei‘zhou’deshangmian！
shenxingzhijiebeibandaoguoqu！
tashenxinghuanghu，shouxiayishidezhuaxiangpangbiandeyitiaodaizi，jieguoneidaizizhenghaoshiyingyideyaodai，xidebujin，zhijiebeitazhualexialai。
heiyirenzhijieshuaizaidishang！shoushangdeyaodaichouzaichuangweidepingzishang！
咚！咚！
pingzihuangyoulejixia，zuihouxiangxiayidiao！
咔嚓！
zhenghaodazaixiangyaoqilaidecikenaodaishang。
“我……艹！”
cikeliangyanyifan，zhijieyunleguoqu！
赢毅：“……”
曹总管：“……”
“bushi，wodewanmeibujua！！！”
赢毅崩溃道！
zheidianzhaoshutamedeyidianmeilangfei，quantamerangnijiwohuohuole！
zheishihou，waimiandeshiweijinlai，bacikekunleqilai！
【gongxisuzhu，nijingmiaojuelundebuzhi，chenggongdezhuahuolecike，bingqiesilitaosheng，tecijiangli：huangjiazhongzilihe】
yingyizhangshuyikouqi，xinghaozheicibushishentiqianghualeixingde，danshitadehuoqitongyanghenda！
“xiaoyuna，benlaiwoyiweininengjiwogejingxi，jieguonizhaodezheilianghuo，xingle，shenmeyebieshuole！xiaocao！”
“在！”
“给我阉了他！”
“a？bixia，tayijingyanguolea？”
“那就再阉一遍！”
曹总管：“……”
云川：“……”