baiyangdelianselengdanleqilai。
erxiaozhenzhenzeheleyitiao，wangxianglairen，huangzhangdejiaodao：“chenyoude？nizenmelaile？”
“zenme？wohaiyaomomodekanzhenihezheigexiaobailianchengshuangchengduima？”mingjiaochenyoudedenanshengyijingzoudaogenqian。
duifangshengaobibaiyangailebangetou，chuanzhetxu，jirougugunangnang，liangjiadeyaojijinbeng，yanjingsisidingzhebaiyang。
“chenyoude！womenyijingfenshoule！”xiaozhenzhenyuqiyouxieruan，“wozuoshenmehenimeiguanxi。”
“fenshouleyeshiqiannvyou。”chenyoudebikongchuqi，sangzilachekailai：“wojianbudeqiannvyouhebierenhunzaiyiqi。”
baiyanglengyankanzhezheiyimu。
zuoweizhongshengzhe，tabenyiweizijigenbenbuhuizaihuzheizhonggaozhongxueshengguojiajiayibandedanao，danshidangyiqiezhongyan，qianshidezhongzhongzaixinzhongfuxian，tayiwaidefaxian，zijibingfeishihuaile，zhishidanwangle。
“chenyoude，ni...niyouhuahaohaoshuo！”
xiaozhenzhenyijiuruanmianmiandefengquan，“suanwoqiuni，bienao，haoma？”
“buguannideshi。”chenyoudeyuqibangying，“wojiushibushuang，niganghewofenshou，zheixiaozijiucoushanglai？genbenmeibawofangzaiyanli。”
tadingniuyibanshangqianyibu，shuliandelakaiyixiu，luchuzuoyoulianggenaozi。
“xiaobizaizi，jintianzheicandanishichidingle，xiacizairangwokandaonijiejinxiaozhenzhen，wojianyicidayici。”
baiyangfanerxiaochuleshenglai。
zheizhongchengdudeweixie，duibaiyanglaishuowanquanwushangtongyang，shuoshihua，zuoweichengnianren，tayoutaiduochuliyanqiandezhuangkuangdebanfa。
qingweidiande，takeyizanbifengmang，houxumanmanwansiduifang，yanzhongdiande，zhijieaishangliangquan，lveweiyunzuojiunenggouqingyibaduifangganchuxiaoyuan。
shaonianrenzhizhidaopingzheyiguziliqizhenghendouyong，genbenbuzhidaoxiangbaiyangzheizhonghunjiduonianshehuidezhongnianrendeshouduangenghen，gengzang，gengnanyifangbei。
但是——
yimeiquantouhenhendizazaichenyoudedebiliangshang，duifanghaimeiyoufanyingguolai，baiyangyijingfeiqiyijiaoyouchuaizaiduifangxiongtang。
“爽！”
jiuweidechangkuaiyongshang，baiyangxingfendeliekaizui，youpushangqu，zaiyiquanhongzaiduifangmengbidelianshang。
zhongnianrenqueshibuxieyushiyongwuli，zhongnianrenqueshigengxihuanyuhuiqieanquandeshouduan。
danlaozihaoburongyizhongshengle，xianzaizhengzhiqingchun！
laozigande，jiushishaoniangaigandeshiqing！
“我去你妈逼的！”
chenyoudeshoumangjiaoluandepaqilai，nuhouleyisheng，maizhetoujiuchaozhebaiyangchongleguolai。
baiyanglengjingdejiaobuyiche，dengduifangshitouyongjin，mengdishangqian，youxitaiqi，zhichongduifangxiafu。
qiliushengkazhesangziyanerchu，chenyoudewuzheduzitangdaozaidi。
“hewoda？”baiyangchixiaoleyisheng。
qianshixuedeneixiezaqizabadejinengzhong，jiuyouquanjizheiyixiang，genbendeyuantou，dagaijiushishaonianshideyujie。
erzheiyujie，zaijinwanjinshusanqu。
“caonimade！caonimade！”chenyoudehaizaizhongfujiaomazhe，shuangyanfahongyouxiangzhengzhaqishen，“xiaobizaizi，nisidingle！”
zheijiahuozuiyoudianchou，baiyangleyuzhuren，yushiyijiaocaizaiduifanglianshang。
“还要继续吗？”
“youbenshinidasiwo！burannijiudengzhe，woyidingbaofuhuilai！”
嘴不仅臭，而且硬。
baiyangditou，cenglecengxiedidenitu，yuqifanchangdepingjing：“fangxin，nibuhuiyoubaofudejihui。”
tatuileyibu，wangxiangwuzhezui，yilianjingkongdexiaozhenzhen。
“zouba，denghuisusheyaoxidengle。”
“baiyang...nijuranbachenyoudedale？”xiaozhenzhenbukezhixin。
“zhunquedelaishuo，wozheishizhengdangfangwei。”baiyanganzhuxiaozhenzhendejianbang，“nigangcaikandaole，shichenyoudexiandongdeshou，duiba？”
zhuoredeshouzhangtiezhepifu，xiaozhenzhentiaojianfanshezhanleyixia，dixiatou，erchuifuxianchuyiyangdehongyun。
mingmingshinixiandongdeshou——
tadishengshuodao：“meicuo，shitaxiandongshoule。”
“zheishierdegenyuanshini，wozhishizaolewuwangzhizai，ruguowobudongshou，jiuhuibeitabaibaidayidun，shibushizheigedaoli？”
“是...”
“wobuguaini，zhuyaoshichenyoudemeinaozi。”baiyangtiaoliqingchudefenxi：“danzenmejiejueshigemafan，xiaozhenzhen，niyebuxianghaiwobeixuexiaochufenba？”
“bu...wobuxiangde。”xiaozhenzhenlianmangtaiqitou。
huianguangmangxia，baiyangdounenggoukandaoduifangmanliandehongyun，yiji...yiyangdeyanshen。
taxinzhongyidong，danshimiansebubian，jixushuodao：“suoyi，ruguohouxuwoyaonibangmang，nibuhuijujuede，duiba？”
“dangranbuhui。”xiaozhenzhendeyuqizhongyuzhengchangleyixie，“baiyang，womenkeshicongchuzhongjiuzaiyiqidehaopengyou。”
“neijiuhao，zaodianxiuxi。”
zheidadoubaofadetaikuai，jieshudeyetaikuai，shenzhizhouweiderenhaimeiyoulaidejiweishanglai，baiyangbailebaishou，shishiranlikaitianjingchang。
xiaozhenzhenkanzhebaiyangdebeiying，youhuitoukanlekanrutongshoushangyeshoubanqichongchongtaolidechenyoude。
turanwuzhulian，qingbuzijin。
“好帅...”
......
xiangdongyizhongdezhusutiaojianhenyiban，yijiansusheliuzhangshangxiapudetiejiazichuang，zonggongjileshiergeren，guashanzhiyazhiyadezhuandong，duiyuqusanxiamodezaoredezuoyongliaoshengyuwu。
suoyidangbaiyangzoujinsushe，kandaodeshimanmuguangbangzichuankuchadenansheng。
jinsushemenkoudepuweizuiweixianyan，liangbaiduojindepangziyuandexianggeqiu，tiejiazifachubukanfuzhongdeshengyin，tahaibuzijue，zaishangmianxingfendeniulainiuqu，tuomohengfei：
“nimenjuranlian**doubuzhidao？”
“lailailai，wojinimenfangyifang，wozuotianganghaoquwangbaxiazailebushao。”
qitadeshiyouxianranbuxiangtazheimehaofang，suiranyouxieyidong，dannuobukaijiaobu。
pangziwubobuxiedecuileyisheng：“bukansuanle。”
tayouzhuanxianggangjinlaidebaiyang，yuqishifenzilaishu：“haojiahuo，nishizuozhongxilupangbianneigeba？kejiwoxianmusile，nidangshizenmexiangde？”
“youkongwei，jiuzuoguoqule。”baiyangdaoshibujieyihetaxiache。
“zhuangshenme，nianlianbanzhang，duiba？”wubojilejiyanjing：“neizhongmeirensheibuxihuan？kexirenjiayounanpengyou，nixiaoxinzhedian，biedaoshihoubeirenzhaoshangmenlaijiaoxun。”
“dangran，youshizhaowo，kanzaiyigeqinshidefenshang，wobangnichutou。”
tapapadepaizhexiongtang，neibotaoxiongyongdemoyang，jingbixiaozhenzhendehaiyaojingxianjifen。