“nvwadaoyou，laoshihanwomenquzixiao……”
xinhuangdetaishanggangyaoquanzunvwalikai，hurankandaoshangrongzhanzhanweiweidizhanleqilai，coudaodixindeerbian，
dishengdao：“dawang，nvwaniangnianghetaishangshengrenqiqixiansheng，wokanyaobudawangjiniangniangdaogeqian，bijingshengrenyinu，tianfandifua！”
nazhidaodixintinghouhumuyuandeng，jianzhinvwadashengdao：“daoqian？guwangshuodeyoucuoma？jiusuanshiyaodaoqian，yedeshitanvwajiguwangdaoqian！”
kandaodixindeyangzi，nvwajianzhiyaoqizhale。
zhengzhunbeipinzhebeitiandaofanshi，yeyaojiaoxundixindeshihou，taishanghuranshenshoulanzhuleta。
kanzhedixin，lenglengdizhiwendao：“dixin，nisuiweirenhuang，danyebunengduishengrenbujing，nitishixiedunvwadaoyou，daoyouqianlaizhiwen，haishidaoyoudebuduile！”
tingdaotaishangdehua，dixinzuijiaoweiyang，luchulelaohulibandexiaorong。
zhengxianggaizenmeduinini，meixiangdaonizijisongshangmenlaile！
xiangdaozhei，dixinlenglengdikanleyiyantaishang：“guwangbenlaibuxiangdalini，jirannishuole，jintianguwangjiugennisuansuanwomenzhijiandezhang！”
“nishenweirenjiaojiaozhu，kongzhanrenzuqiyun，weirenzuzuoguoshenme？yiju‘wuweierzhi’jiujiangyiwanwanrenzudafale？zhenshiyingleneijulaohua——shengrenbusi，dadaobuzhi！”
“haiyou，nishuoguwangtishixiedunvwa，zheinandaobushinimendesuanji，guwangshenweirenhuang，zuoyongtianxiameinv，qihuibeiyigenisuxiyindaoshiqulizhi？”
“nvwa，guwangwenni，dangchuguwangjinruwahuangmiaozhihou，nikezhihoumianfashengdeshi？taishang，guwangyewenni，nikecengxunzhaoguoguwangtishidezhenxiang？”
呃……
dixinyijuhuaduideliangrenyakouwuyan！
zhenxiangshishenme，shijishangduitamenlaishuobingbuzhongyao！
tamenyaodeshiyige‘renhuangwude’yinzi，yonglaituidongfengshendajie，yonglaiguafenrendaohedidaoqiyungongde，tishengzijideshili！
suoyi，zheikexiaodezhenxiangzhongyaoma？
bingbushitamenbuxiangxunzhao，ershimeiyoubiyao！
xiangdaozheili，taishanghuanhuanyaotou，tanxidao：“dixin，renniqiaosheruhuang，nixiedurenzushengmudeshiqingyichengshishi，renhuangwude，benshengzihuiqianquhuoyundongmianjiansanhuang，weirenzulinglimingzhu！”
轰！
tingdaotaishangdehuahou，chaogeneidesuoyouren，judouganjuenaohaizhongfangfoyoushenmebaozhaleyiyang，danaoshunjianxianruyipiankongbaizhong！
噗通！
yipangmianqiangzhanqilaideshangronghewengeqiwangdengren，zaiduguizaichengqiangshang，jinhuaiqiudao：“qiutaishangraoguodawang，dawangdangshizhishiyishihutu，kenqingshengrendarendaliang！”
“qiutaishangraoguodawang，dawangdangshizhishiyishihutu，kenqingshengrendarendaliang！”
……
一时间，
chaogezhongchuanchulezheneryulongdeshengyin！
yinweizhenzhengdedixinbingbuhunyong，shenzhihaizuochulexuduolimindeshiqing，shifendechaogezhongrendeyonghu！
“erdengbubiqiuqing，renhuangwude，benshenghesanhuangziyoudasuan！”
但，
mianduizhongrendeaiqiu，taishangqueshizhongbucengsongkou，tielexindiyaoquhuoyundong。
jiulianyipangdenvwayegenzhedianlediantou！
“哈哈哈……”
kejiuzaizheishi，yidaozheneryulongdekuangxiaosheng，huranzaisuoyourenerbianxiangqi，yishunjian，suoyourendemuguang，quandouluozaikuangxiaodedixinshenshang！
nvwajianzhuanglenglengdao：“dixin，nihaiganxiao？”
“haha……guwangweihebuganxiao，quhuoyundong？yaobuyaoguwangpeinimenyiqi？”
nazhidaodixinbudanbusong，fandaoshiluchuyifukuangshangtiandeyangzi，kanxiangtaishanghenvwadeyanshen，gengshichongmanlechaofenghebuxie。
“taishang，nishenweirenjiaojiaozhu，guwangwenni，ruotiantingsuanjirenzu，nidangruhe？”
“nvwa，nizichengrenzushengmu，sanhuangzhongdetianhuangfuxiyishinidexiongzhang，ruoshitianting、zhushengsuanjirenzu，niyoudangruhe？”
“quhuoyundong？nimenganma？ruoshirangsanhuangzhidaonimensuozuosuowei，nimennenganranwuyangdizouchuhuoyundong，guwangrennimenzaige！”
轰！
轰！
轰……
dixinhualuodeshunjian，tianjiangshenleijiudao，fangfoyaojiangzhenggehonghuangdalupikaiban！
ertadezheifanhuazaochengdehongdong，shenzhibizhiqianneiyijianhaiyaokongbushubei！
这一刻，
dixinyiyudaopotianji，honghuangtiandaohuranbiandejiduniuqu、hunluan——
tianwaihundunrutongbeiyishuangwuxingdedashoujiaodong，hongjundezixiaogongwanruofashengshierjidizhen，xifangjiaoershengmuluhairan，tanzuozaibabaogongdechizhong，houtuniangniangsuohualiudaolunhuihurantingzhiyunzhuan……
huoyundongsanhuang，qiqizhengkaishuangyan，
fuxizhangzhongxiantianbaguafuxian，piankehou，tadeliansebiandewubinankan。
shennonghexuanyuanqiqikanxiangfuxi，kaikouwendao：“dage，fashengleshenmeshi？”
“tiandaoyoubian、rendaoyoubian，erdi、sandi，jiuzaiganggangneiyishunjian，tianjibiandewubihunluan，rendaoyefangfomeiruhundunzhizhongyinzangleqilai，wosuanbuchulai！”
shuodaozhei，fuxihuanhuanbishangleshuangyan，jinjindizuanlezuanshuangquan，lenglengdao：“kexiwoxiongdisanrenwufazouchuhuoyundong，dengdengba，woxiangnvwahuilaijianwode！”
shenweisanhuangzhishou，youzhangwoxiantianbagua，fuxizenmehuisuanbuchulaizheiyiqiedougennvwayouguan，suoyitadeliansecaihuizheimenankan。
tebieshitaishang，jingranyaofeirenhuang！
想到这，
fuxizaiduzhengyankanxiangshennonghexuanyuan，shaqitengtengdao：“ruoshitaishangqianlai，xiandayidunzaishuo，tatanlianworenzuqiyun，wodengrenle，ketajingganyangyanyaofeirenhuang！”
“是，大哥！”
“是，大哥！”
shennonghexuanyuanqiqiyingdao，shengyinlengdeheren！
……
“taishang，nvwa，sulaizixiaogong！”
jiuzaichaogewaidetaishanghenvwa，ganshoudaotiandaozhendong，zhengbuzhisuocuodeshihou，erbianhuranchuanlaihongjundeshengyin。
“laoshichuanhuanwodeng，dixin，jinrisuannihaoyun！”
taishanghenvwaliuxiayijuhuahou，jicongcongdixiangzhetianwaiganqu，zhishibeiyingkanshangqurusangjiazhiquan，shifendelangbei。
就在这时，
dixinneixiaozhangwubideshengyin，huranzaitamenerbianxiangqi——
“taishang、nvwa，guwangdengzhehuoyundongsanhuangqianlaiwenzui，hahahaha，hahaha……”
huanghujian，renmenkandaotaishanghenvwadebeiyingdalegelieju，zhihouxunsuxiaoshibujian！
zheishi，shangrongzoushangqianlai，choumeibuzhandao：“dawang，ninganggangshuotiantingyaoduifuwodeng，mofeidawangzhidaoleshenmebucheng？”
dixintinghoushouqirenhuangjian，pailepaishangrongdejianbang，yongjiqifuzadeyanshenkanzhezheiweilaochen——
“ququhaotian，guwangcongweibatafangzaiyanli，hahaha……”
说完，
dixinzaiwanzhongzhumuzhong，daxiaozhelikai，liuxialeyidaobaqijuelundebeiying！
不知道为何，
zheishihoudeshangrong，kanzhedixinbaqidebeiying，jingranganshoudaolewujindeqilianghegudu……