woyibianzaiatmjiqianquqian，yibiantaochushoujidadianhua。
dianhuaneibianderenhaoxiangxinqinghenbuhao，wohaimeishuohua，neibianjiuchuanlai：「woyoufang，buyaozaituixiaole，xiexie!」
shuowanjiuwuqingdiguaduanledianhua。
我：……
tamadelaozidadianhualaishijiunide!
woyazhuxinlidehuoqi，xianjiangshiwankuaiqianzhuandaozijikali，ranhouyoudaleyigedianhua。
zheiciwolvxiankaikoule：「niezhangnizaiganguawodianhua，bieguailaoniangxinhenshoula!」
neibiantingdunleliangmiao，menshengmenqiduiwo：「nibushiyaojiehunle，haizhao**shenme?」
「老娘把人踹了!」