第一章
“真的假的？！”
lihuahaoyihuiercaifanyingguolai，zijiyinggaishichuanyuele。
zheigeshijiehezhiqiandeshijiemeishenmeliangyang，danyuanzhujuranshigetiangou！
zenmeshuoni，jiushinvshengrangtawangdongtajuebuwangxi，rangtaxinganqingyuandefuchu，buqiuhuibao，zhiqiuzhenxin，yibeiziyishuangrendeganqing。
李桦嗤之以鼻。
posuidejiyijiezhongerlai，danjiexialainanzhuderensherangtazhijiejinghuchusheng！
tajuranshijingchengdiyidacaifadejichengren？！
tawunaidexiaochulai，dage，niyouzheiyangdeshenjia，shenmeyangdenvhaizimeiyouya，nifeide......
lihuamuguangluozaishoujishang.。
【lihua，kuaibawokanhaodeneitaohunshasongjiwo，nizenmeneimeman，shebudeqiana？】
kandaonvyouchenweiweifalaidezheitiaoxiaoxi，tacaimengranxiangqijiazudidiaozuoshi，zaitashangxueqijianyaoqiutayinmanshenshi，kekuchengzhang，jianglaihaojichengjiaye。
yanxiazheitaojiazhiyiwanduodehunshajiushitadashujiagongzanqianmaixialaide。
李桦回复：
【买好了。】
suijishoujilingshenghuranxiangleqilai。
lihuakanjianbeizhushi“baobao”，huadonglejieting。
“lihua！hunshanadaomeiyou？”
chenweiweideyuqiyizhiqishi，lihuademeitoushunjianzhouleqilai。
“嗯。”
“neijiuxing，haiyoujiezhi，ganjinmaileranhoudacheguolai，yanchanghuiyaokaishile。”
lihuagangxiangfawen，dianhuayijingguaduan。
yitiaoliaotianxiaoxidanchu，xianshidezhengshishitiyuguandedizhi。
kanzheshoujizhongdedingwei，lihuazhouqilemeitou......weishenmeyaochuanhunshaquyanchanghui？
......
半个小时后。
lihuachuxianzailetiyuguan。
gangxiache，tajiukanjiannvyouchenweiweizhengzaibuyuanchuheyigeaigezinvshengyoushuoyouxiaoditanlunzheshenme，biaoqingkanqilaigewaijidong。
neigenvshengtarenshi，shichenweiweideguimijianghuahua。
zhengdanglihuahaizaiyihuodeshihou，jianghuahuaturanyanjingyiliang，zhizhetasuozhandefangxiangdahanyisheng。
“weiwei，nidetiangoulaile。”
tingdaozheihua，lihualianseyichen，meiyoushuohua。
“weiwei，zheijiushilihuajinimaidehunshama？”jianghuahuazhijieshenshouqiangguohunshalihe，shangxiadaliangleqilai。
“wa~duoshaoqiana？”jianghuahuayilianxianmudikanxiangchenweiwei。
“一万多。”
“a？lihuanizheichengyibugoua！”jianghuahuatingdaojiage，meitouyizhou，dangjiduizhelihuajiaoyuqilai。
“nanrenbunengtailinsezhidaoma？yejiuweiweixinshan，yaohuanzuowo，jueduiyaohenifenshou！”
“wozheidoushizaiweinihao！kankannizheigediaosiyang，ruguozaibuhaohaoduiwojiaweiwei，daoshihourenjiabuyaonile！”
“haole......jianghuahuabieshuole，yanchanghuikuaikaishile，womenxianjinquba。”
chenweiweilianseyeyoudianjuedediuren，danshitabuxiangzaizheiligentiangoujiuchan。
“行吧。”
.......
“蔡旭辉！”
“蔡旭辉！”
“蔡旭辉！”
chenweiweihuanhaohunsha，jirenyitongjinruchangnei，xianchangrentouzandong，juedaduoshudoushinvsheng，putiangaididenahanshengyilanggaiguoyilang。
lihuamomozuodaohoupaiyigebuqiyandezuoweishang。
lihuayongmuguangculvesaoguoyiquanxianchang，faxianjingranyouzhishaoqichengdenvshengdouchuanzhehunsha！
xiangdaozhei，lihuarenbuzhukanleyanshenpangdechenweiwei。
xiayimiaochenweiweihejianghuahuatongshiqishen，genzhezhouweineixiekuangrefensikaishinahan。
“蔡旭辉！结婚！”
“蔡旭辉！结婚！”
“蔡旭辉！结婚！”
......
“zuanjie！kuaibazuanjiejiwo！”chenweiweijibukenaidehuitouchaozhelihuacuicu。
xianchangdeyinxiangshengtaida，lihuayishibanhuiermeitingqingtazaishuoshenme，jiucoushangqianting。
danjiuzaizheishi，chenweiweijuranlikeqishen，jiangtazhenggerendouwangqianyila，ranhoubashoushenjinletadedouli。
buyihuier，conglimiantaochuyigejingzhidexiaohezi。
“shenme？nimenhaizhunbeilezuanjie？！”
“taixianmule，nimenjurandoumailezuanjie。”
“jiemeinimencaishizhenaifenawuwuwu......”
zhouweidenvshengmenquanbudouweileshanglai，zhijiejianglihuajichuqulaoyuan。
youyuzhouweidoushinvsheng，lihuawunaizhixiazhihaozhaogemeirenzuoweizanshizuoxialai。
......
演唱会正式开始。
yigexiaoxianrouchuxianzailewutaishang。
jianjiaoshengciqibifu，zhiyoulihuayiliantongkudiwuzheshuanger。
“caixuhui！woshinidexinniang！”
“蔡旭辉我爱你！”
“lihua，kuaibangwopaizhao！jinianwodeaiqinggushi！”
“woyaobazuimeihaodezijixianjicaixuhui！”
chenweiweiyilianchimidikanzhewutaizhongjian，shenzhidoumeifaxianlihuazaojiubeijichuqulejimiyuan。
zheiyike，lihuazhendexiangpaolule。
zheigeshihou，tazhendejuedeyuanzhujiushigexiaochou！
qiangyazhuneixindenuhuo，lihuahuanhuanqishen，jidaolechenweiweimianqian。
yikanjianta，jianghuahuajiangshoujididaolelihuamianqian。
“lihua，kuaibangwoheweiweipaizhao！”
“jidepaipiaoliangdiane，zheikeshishuyuwohecaicaidelianaigushi！”
ranhoukaishibaiqigezhongpaizhaozishi。
lihuayinchenzhelian，“pa”dedadiaoleduifangdeshouji。
“啊！”
“lihua，nifengleba！”
“chenweiwei，nishibushijuedewojiushigetiangou？！”lihualengshengdao。
chenweiweibenlaihaibeilihuahuranfahuoerzhenjing，cishilihuayijuzhiwen，zhijierangtahuishen：“nifashenmefeng？”
“nigenwoshuoxiangyaohunsha？jiushiweilezhuixing？”
chenweiweideshengyinhenda，danlihuadegengda。
姜华华大怒，
“womenxiaoxiannvmenyaozenmeyangjiuzheimeyang，guannipishi！gundan！”
“jiemeimen！zheigenandeshiheifen！haixiongdebudele！”
“jiemeimen，zheiliyoubaozaonanqifunvshenga！！！”
dongjingyuenaoyueda，henkuaizhouweijiujujiqiledaliangnvsheng，kaishiduizhelihuadapenkoushui。
lihuashenkezhidaozheixie“xiaoxiannvmen”neikeshizuihenheifende，youqishixianzaizaiyanchanghuideshihou，tamenjueduibuhuishanbaganxiu。
“buyaojiwomencaicaifendiuren，gunchuqu！”
“baoanni？zheiyouechounannaoshi！”
“报警！！”
“lihua，womeixiangdaonijuranshizheiyangxiaoqideren。”zheishichenweiweiyezhanchulaimanlianxianqideshuodao。
turan，lihuaxiaole，xiaoyuanzhudeyuchun，xiaoyuanzhudezizuoduoqing......
“恶臭男笑什么？”
“kanjianmei，tapofangle！”
“lihua，ruguonibudaoqian，wojuedewomenliangjiukeyidaociweizhile！”chenweiweilengshengdao。