第一章 双黄鸡蛋

“woyaobahuanahuilai!”yeyuzhongshengle,zhongshengshijiandianzhenghaoshitajibanlizuipiaoliangnvshengliuruyansongwanyishuhuazhihou。

yongxianhuazhuiqiunvshengbingmeiyoucuo,keyaomingdeshi,bierenzhuiqiunvsheng,xianhualimianhuiyoukapianzhileide,qianshiyeyuhenqipa,tazaixianhualimianfangleyimeishuanghuangjidan。

shuanghuangjidan,yebeichengzhiweiyuanyangdan,yeyusongzheijidandeyisijiushiyuanyangbiyishuangfeideyisi。

keshi,buzhizenmehuishi,shuanghuangdanbeichuanchengletiaodan。

yushiyeyuchengweilequanxiaomingren,gengkepadeshi,tazaiyemeibanfazhuiqiuqitanvshengle,yinweinvshengkandaota,neidoushiduodeyuanyuande。

daxuesinian,taliannvshengmaodoumeipengdaoyigen,weileburangzheibeijuzhongyan,tabixubagangsongchuqudehuataoyaohuilai,hekuangzheiyishi,taxinzhongzaojiujiyigenvrenliuxialeweizhi。

yeyuqichuanchuandipaodaonvshengsushelouxia,beiayilanzhu,zhilezhiqiangshangtiedebiaoyu:“nvshengsushe,nanshengyugoujinzhirunei。”

“liuruyan,nijilaozixialai!”zhonghuoyishi,yeyulianpibichengqianghaihou。

女生宿舍一片沸腾。

“谁这么牛逼?”

“zheiyuqiyebuxiangzhuiqiuzhea!”

“nandaoshiliuruyantabalaile?”nvshengdexiangxianglixianglaifengfu。

“yeyu,wangbaduzi!”

liuruyanyoudianbaozoudechongdong,tajijimangmangxialelou。

yimiqizuoyoudeshengao,aotuyouzhi,shuangtuibizhi,zhizilianchuidankepo,meiyoubandianxiaci。

cishisanshiduosuixinlinianlingdeyeyu,zaikanzheizhongshibasuideqingchunshaonv,sihugengaile。

nanrenzhendehenzhuanyi,wulunshenmenianlingduandenanren,douxihuanshibasuidexiaonvsheng。

liuruyanpianpianyoushineizhongwojianyoulian,keyirangjuedabufennvshengzicanxinghuideyouwu。

xianzaiyeyuxinlixiangdeshi:dangniandewoyanguanghenyoushuizhun。

liuruyankandaoyeyuhou,yilianbugaoxing:“yeyu,womeiyoudayingzuoninvpengyou,suoyiqingnifangzunzhongdian,buyaosichanlandahaoma?”

“niwuhuile,woxiangwenyixia,ninengbunengbaneishuhuahaijiwo?”

“shenmeyisi?”liuruyanyoudianmeng。

taoyaosongchuqudeliwu,yeshuzhengchang,dantahaishidiyicikandaoyourenbahuayaohuiqu。

huayoubuzhiqian,youbiyaoma?

“wozixixianglexiang,kenengwozhishichannideshenzi,bingbushizhendexihuanni,nihaishixianbahuahaijiwoba!”

“ni......nichouliumang,sheixihannidehua,wozaojiurengle!”liuruyanqidexiangheyeyuqiajia。

yeyudunshijile:“zheimezhongyaodedongxi,nizenmenengrengle,kuaidianjilaozizhaohuilai。”

“hao,nijiwodengzhe。”

liuruyanduoleduojiao,qihuhudizhuanshenpaoshanglou。

banxiang,tayoudengdengdengdipaoxialai,shenhouhaiyoujigenvsheng,meirenshoulidoupengzhehua。

“zheixiehuadoushinanshengsongde,woyebuzhinayishushinide,nizijizhao。”liuruyanbengzheyizhangxiaolian。

“heihei,woyefenbuqingle,yaobudoujiwo?”yeyuyilianxiyi。

“nizheigechoubuyaoliande......dounaquba!”liuruyandoulandehezheihuojiuchan。

“xiexie,gaitianqingnichifan。”yeyumeikaiyanxiaole。

zhankaishuangbei,baozheqibashuhua,maizheliuqinburendebufaxiaosaerqu。

liuruyankanzhetaliqudebeiying,pielepieyingtaoxiaozui。

taduizijideyanzhishixiangdangyouxinxin,zaitakanlai,yeyutaoyaoxianhua,gujishiwanshenmeyuqinguzongdebaxi。

suiranliuruyanmeitanguolianai,danxihuankanyanqingxiaoshuo,tongguoxiaoshuoneirong,zhangwolegezhongpaoniujiqiao。

xianzaizhihenzijishinvershen,kongyouyishenpaoniudebenlingwuchushizhan。

baozhexianhua,yeyuzaikaolvyigewenti:zhuanqian。

shangyibeizi,hunhuneediduguoledaxuesinian。

biyehoucongdicengzuoqi,mopagundashiduonian,zhongyuyoudianrenmogouyang,jieguoyiqiezhongtouzailai。

zheiyibeizitayaozhenxile,zhishaobuyaorangzijihuodeneimelangbei,neimelei。

caipiaozhongjianghaoma,tajibude,zhishizhidaofangziyaozhangjia,taobao,jingdong,wangluozhibojijiangxingsheng,haiyouhenduoshi,erzuoneixieshidouxuyaoqian。

weilejiliuruyansonghua,yeyushengchijianyongjigeyue,xianzaihunshenshangxiayejiushengyibaiduokuai。

aodaoyuedi,jialicaihuibaxiageyueliangbaikuaishenghuofeihuiguolai。

muqianruhezhuandaorenshengdiyitongjincaishiguanjian。

“nishimaihuadema?”yeyumeizouduoyuan,beiyigezhangxiangmeizijixiuqidenanshenglanlexialai。

duifangkanqilaiyouxiemiantian。

yeyukanlekanduifang,youkanlekanzijishoulidehua,jingshenyizhen:“shide!”

“duoshaoqianyishu?”nanshengjixuxunwen。

“yishuhuayibaiwu,ruguonimailiangshudehua,zhiyaoliangbai。”yeyunaozihenlinghuo。

nanshenglengleleng:“woyishujiugoule。”

“xuexiaomeinvneimeduo,nixihuandekendingbuzhiyige,nitongshijilianggexihuandenvshengsonghua,neime,chenggongjilvkendinghuitigaoyibei,guangsawang,duolaoyu,zheigedaoliniyinggaimingbaiba!”yeyuxunxunjiaodao。

nanshengmiantiandixiaolexiao,ranhoutaochusibaidijiyeyu。